slubberdegullion Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 A friend of mine forwarded this to me earlier today. This may not be the right forum, but what the heck... WOMEN'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MEN'S PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***. Amen.
ReluctantRomeo Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Although you've forgotten all the whining and self-pity: "why are there no good men left?", "why aren't pretty girls attracted to a nice man like me?", etc...
Outcast Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 What exactly is the deal with bass anyway? Why is one fish considered better than another? One of the guys competing for a Bachelorette was a 'professional bass fisherman'?! WTF?
ReluctantRomeo Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 One of the guys competing for a Bachelorette was a 'professional bass fisherman'?! WTF? Did he impress?
Outcast Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 My mistake, he was actually a Bachelor - didn't impress me much but had 25 women agog over him.
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 My mistake, he was actually a Bachelor - didn't impress me much but had 25 women agog over him. Is it just me, or is there something faintly indecent about this? About the situation, the way the girls compete for attention and the way the guy just laps it up?
Outcast Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 You're just jealous You should apply to be on the show!
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 You're just jealous You should apply to be on the show! My life is already rather too close to the show for comfort... why do you think I adopted the nom de guerre of Romeo?
lindya Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 My life is already rather too close to the show for comfort... why do you think I adopted the nom de guerre of Romeo? How was your weekend then, Romeo?
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