cottoncandy Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 are women really smarter than men? A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 women are only smarter until their emotions get involved and then it all goes to ****! Link to post Share on other sites
Author cottoncandy Posted October 29, 2005 Author Share Posted October 29, 2005 women cant be smart even with emotions? Even with emotions involved women usually find ways to be at least equally as smart as the male.. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 women cant be smart even with emotions? Even with emotions involved women usually find ways to be at least equally as smart as the male.. I am making now quarells that women are smarter but I'm not sure smarter is the best word. The are better liers, better manipulaters, better fakers, better in many aspects when it comes to whits of human nature. Link to post Share on other sites
Author cottoncandy Posted October 29, 2005 Author Share Posted October 29, 2005 in defence of all the women here.... maybe what you say is true. but most men seem to think with the wrong head which is what makes us women as you put it 'better'. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 in defence of all the women here.... maybe what you say is true. but most men seem to think with the wrong head which is what makes us women as you put it 'better'. no it just puts us at a physical disadvantage because with all the blood rushing to our other head we can't think properly with our brain. Link to post Share on other sites
Author cottoncandy Posted October 29, 2005 Author Share Posted October 29, 2005 Exactly my point ! you cant think with your brain which is why women are smarter. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Exactly my point ! you cant think with your brain which is why women are smarter. You win this battle but the war is not over! Link to post Share on other sites
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