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Hi.todays my birthday.i dont like getting older.

 

im so upset about getting older,Im 29 today.Each year it gets harder for me.:)

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Happy Birthday Patty!

 

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I hope you had a wonderful day. Don't be upset about getting older. 29 is still YOUNG!! Wait until you're about 80 or so before you start thinking you're old. And even then, I know a few 80-year-olds who don't think they're anywhere near to being old! (I think "old" is just in one's head).

 

Two of my friends also celebrated birthdays today. And I know about a handful others who have July birthdays also. I turn 22 myself on the 16th. We both are Cancers, huh?

 

Hmmm that means couples must've really been getting busy in October.

 

So make a few birthday wishes and set a few goals and have a blast!

 

Some bday humor...

 

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You Know You're Getting Older When...

 

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* Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

 

* The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

 

* You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.

 

* Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

 

* You get winded playing chess.

 

* Your children begin to look middle aged.

 

* You're still chasing women but can't remember why.

 

* A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.

 

* You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

 

* You look forward to a dull evening.

 

* You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals.

 

* Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..."

 

* You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.

 

* You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

 

* Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

 

* You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.

 

* After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.

 

* Dialing long distance wears you out.

 

* You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer.

 

* You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

 

* The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.

 

* You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm.

 

* Your back goes out more often than you do.

 

* A fortune teller offers to read your face.

 

* Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by.

 

* The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

 

* You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.

 

* You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

 

(off the web; hope it didn't offend anyone).

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Happy Birthday Patty! http://www1.bluemountain.com/cards/boxa225792y1/9ikcmdwx2ymai5.html

 

I hope you had a wonderful day. Don't be upset about getting older. 29 is still YOUNG!! Wait until you're about 80 or so before you start thinking you're old. And even then, I know a few 80-year-olds who don't think they're anywhere near to being old! (I think "old" is just in one's head). Two of my friends also celebrated birthdays today. And I know about a handful others who have July birthdays also. I turn 22 myself on the 16th. We both are Cancers, huh? Hmmm that means couples must've really been getting busy in October. So make a few birthday wishes and set a few goals and have a blast! Some bday humor... ***********************************************

 

You Know You're Getting Older When... ***********************************************

 

* Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. * The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. * You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere. * Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. * You get winded playing chess. * Your children begin to look middle aged.

 

* You're still chasing women but can't remember why. * A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge. * You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. * You look forward to a dull evening. * You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals. * Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..." * You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. * You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. * Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

 

* You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation. * After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.

 

* Dialing long distance wears you out. * You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer. * You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

 

* The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off. * You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm. * Your back goes out more often than you do. * A fortune teller offers to read your face.

 

* Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by. * The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife. * You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet. * You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. (off the web; hope it didn't offend anyone).

Thank You:) sparkle!

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I am only a day older than you. Let's look on the bright side, we aren't that old yet. How do you feel about turning the big 3-0 next year? It didn't seem that bad when other people turned 30 and they took it so hard. It's different when you get close to it. My dad told me if I was unmarried at 30, he would send me to Hawaii. I'll bet he never planned on that happening. hehe. Like everything else, I'll believe it when I see it.

Hi.todays my birthday.i dont like getting older. im so upset about getting older,Im 29 today.Each year it gets harder for me.:)
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