Becky-XC Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Recently my boyfriend has become obsessed with his bicycle. He spends so much time modifying and fixing the darn thing we don't even have a sex life, or even a social life anymore! I am 24 and he is 27 and we live together. I even caught him masturbating over pictures of bicycles on the Internet - when he could have had sex with me! What should I do about him? Bexy xxx Link to post Share on other sites
Author Becky-XC Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 any advice? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Wear bicycle racing clothes to bed.. that should get his motor running. don't forget to wear your helmet Link to post Share on other sites
AlmostMarried77 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Becky-XC - as in XC = XC mountain biking? I guess if that is the case then the mountain biking is something you do together... Maybe he just really likes the thought of you on that bike and maybe he wants a bit of outdoor sex when you're out on a ride together. Link to post Share on other sites
slubberdegullion Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Troll Alert!! Troll Alert!! This Is Not A Drill!! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Troll Alert!! Troll Alert!! This Is Not A Drill!! No shiot ! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Becky-XC Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Becky-XC - as in XC = XC mountain biking? I guess if that is the case then the mountain biking is something you do together... Maybe he just really likes the thought of you on that bike and maybe he wants a bit of outdoor sex when you're out on a ride together. No, the XC is just a random series of letters! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Becky-XC Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Troll Alert!! Troll Alert!! This Is Not A Drill!! its genuine Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 its genuine ............ funny.. the matt guy troll used the word genuine too Link to post Share on other sites
Author Becky-XC Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 What do I do about him masturbating over pictures of bicycles on the Internet? Link to post Share on other sites
LucreziaBorgia Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Tuckermax lately? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 What do I do about him masturbating over pictures of bicycles on the Internet? Get involved baby... Just tell Tucker that you will masturbate over car pics.. He will stop.. Link to post Share on other sites
Outcast Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Wear wheels and a chain to bed. He'll be all over you. Link to post Share on other sites
westernxer Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Those Tucker guys are idiots. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Becky-XC Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Troll Alert!! Troll Alert!! This Is Not A Drill!! this thread is genuine... and not trolling. as for the tuckers... who the hell are they? some fly-by-night plumbers?? Becky xx Link to post Share on other sites
Author Becky-XC Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Wear wheels and a chain to bed. He'll be all over you. How the hell do you do that? Link to post Share on other sites
westernxer Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 this thread is genuine... and not trolling. A troll taking a stroll on a bicycle thread. Link to post Share on other sites
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