slubberdegullion Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Or, when were you were a kid, did you ever walk in on mum & dad doing the deed? What did you say to the kids? Or what did they say to you when you were young? I walked in on my parents once but didn't really see anything because they were under the covers. My dad barked, "Get the hell out, right now!" and because I was intimidated by him, I shut the door quickly... on my finger... then ran to the bathroom to try and staunch the bleeding and grit my teeth to not cry. (I was about 5 or 6, I think.) a4a provided the inspiration for this. Thanks! Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Well talk about trauma! just kidding...... but here we go. When my sister and I were kids we hid under our parents bed..... we had be plans to jump out and scare them, we stayed very very quiet and the next thing ya know the squeeky squeeky started..... we were both to scared to move but giggled nonstop..we came out after they fell asleep... we told them about this later in our life.... they laughed there asses off..... Another time in the middle of the day the damn lil pissing poodle dog was scratching at the walk in closet door in my parents bedroom... needless to say I tried to figure out why the hell the dog was scratching at the friggin door......... SURPRISE......... We have no kids but the damn dogs and cats seem to enjoy the show... nothing worse than to have 12 eyes on ya, and a cat jump in on the middle of it........ a4a Link to post Share on other sites
basscatcher Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Or, when were you were a kid, did you ever walk in on mum & dad doing the deed? What did you say to the kids? Or what did they say to you when you were young? I walked in on my parents once but didn't really see anything because they were under the covers. My dad barked, "Get the hell out, right now!" and because I was intimidated by him, I shut the door quickly... on my finger... then ran to the bathroom to try and staunch the bleeding and grit my teeth to not cry. (I was about 5 or 6, I think.) a4a provided the inspiration for this. Thanks! OMG I seen this and laughed and laughed. I have tears in my eyes trying to hold back from bursting out.. I was tramatized seeing my dad on top of my mom when I was in the 2-3rd grade. I was sick and had just threw up all over my bed and for some reason my brother as ripped his diaper off that night too and had pee'd straight up in the air... I proceeded downstairs to tell mom I got sick and my little brother pee'd all over and i seen my dad going to town on my mother. I remember thinking to myself he was hurting her. I thought he was beating her up because their marriage was a little violent.. I ran upstairs and was crying when my mother came up to find out what was wrong. I don't remember anything after that. So from that point on I always thought of my dad a very mean person. (which he is a mean person anyway.) I confronted my mom about my childhood memory and she laughed at me and told me no your dad wasn't beating me up. We were making love .. OMG how embarrassing.. Then my son busted his dad and I and he asked what we were doing. I panic'd and said we were wrestlin', ah er playing around. he left the room and went back to watching morning cartoons. We rolled over and laughed our aZZ's off.. O my what a memory.. Link to post Share on other sites
Tangerina Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 No, but the little boy I taught guitar lessons too just missed walking in on me and my ex by about 5 seconds.... And my mom and dad has never walked in on me and a BF doing it, but one time we were done and hanging out in my room and my mom knocks and it like "hiiii" and we are like "don't come in" and she is like "why?" and I am like "we're naked" but she came in anyways and my bf was sitting strategically but I was looking in the mirror with my back turned and my mom goes "you have dimples" refering to my bum.... and then we all laughed our asses off...... My Ex's mom walked in on us once and it scared the hell out of her cuz we were in her knitting room and she didn't expect anyone to be in there, that was pretty funny... And I think my BF's dad has seen a few times if he gets up in the night and me and BF accidentally left the door open a crack... not to mention I sleep naked and BFs parents open and close the door to let the dog in and out of his room while we are sleeping so I think they have seen my boobies lots... that is kinda embarassing..... Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Once...And from then on as kid I learned to KNOCK on the door before going into my parents bedroom. Forget how old I was, probably around 9 or something...Totally creeped me out. Then...When I was 16 my mom told me to go wake up my dad cuz he was having a nap. The door was slightly open, he was laying on his back, asleep (could hear him snoring) and I didn't like what I saw (a tent in the covers, yet there were NO COVERS on him...Yuk!) SO I went and told my mom, please - YOU go and wake him up! She got pissed at me but went upstairs anyway...After she came back downstairs she didn't say a word (she knew) about it. I remember just wanting to DIE of embarressment! Link to post Share on other sites
Roo-bie2 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Yes, we have been busted. My 11 year old never has but he figured out that parents do things behind closed doors that he doesn't want to know about. LOL My oldest dd (now 7) when she was 2. We were able to just walk her back to bed. She never caught on. My 5 year old did a few weeks ago. We screamed "Get out now". She went back laughing about catching mom and dad kissing naked. Needless to say we had a long talk with the girls. My son goes "Mom, I know you two were having sex lets not discuss it." And then walks off. Link to post Share on other sites
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