portableversion Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 It's brillian!! the New World Order and the Trilateral Commission have conspired to make porn addicts out of millions on men!!! THey render themselves impotent from too much porn (too 'wanked' to screw a real woman), and eventually begin to prefer pixels over flesh and blood. THus, the addicted men select themselves out of the gene pool. Sounds good to me. Too many people on this planet anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
High Contrast Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Trilateral Commission or not, we're six billion and counting. Give it rest, you breeders. Adopt. Link to post Share on other sites
Outcast Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Porn as Population Control!! Test idea for a porn flick? Link to post Share on other sites
High Contrast Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 The New World Order policewomen barge in arrest me for not using enough porn. I've been a bad boy! What happens back at the station house? They are "international troops" so that means blonde dye jobs and horrible fake European accents. That's hot! Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Kind of an update to Fahrenheit 451: in the spirit of porn flick names, they would probably title it "Fahrenheit 469". The N.W.O. policewomen search your house and if you don't have enough porn, they take all your classics, non-fiction, cooking magazines, etc. and burn them... Link to post Share on other sites
Jeffrey Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ahhh don't be so bitter. Porn is fun! Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Didn't mean any bitterness - I'm just having fun with the idea . Sounds like satire to me, not sarcasm... Link to post Share on other sites
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