Admiral Thrawn Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 You are walking down a mall, and this attractive girl pitches you to buy credit cards. You want her. But, you dont want the credit-card. What do you do? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 keep walking.. you can't have her... You might try a reverse and pitch yourself to her... Tough going My brother one time changed our business long distance because the girl selling the service was hot.. After the deal was done he found out she had a boyfriend Link to post Share on other sites
Author Admiral Thrawn Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 keep walking.. you can't have her... You might try a reverse and pitch yourself to her... Tough going My brother one time changed our business long distance because the girl selling the service was hot.. After the deal was done he found out she had a boyfriend That is what I did. I frooze up and just said "no thank-you". This whole thread analyzes this at two elements: a) Did I miss an opportunity? Or did no opportunity exist in the first place? b) If I did miss an opportunity, what could I do in a future case that is similar to this one? It's easier to know if there was no opportunity to start with, because you cant really miss an opportunity that does not exist in the first place. She was not hot, but maybe she does have a boyfriend, or maybe she'll make up one as a polite rejection. Who knows? What is a reverse pitch? Could you expand on that. I've got nothing really to sell, except my services as a Realtor. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Admiral Thrawn Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Ok, here's what to do folks, based on the feed-back from other threads. You go up to someone who is selling the credit cards, and you challenge them on a discussion of proving the virtue of having a credit-card, because, of course, you do not see the point in having one. Then after she is talking, you tell her, that she simply hasn't 'convinced' you enough on the merits of having a credit-card, and you state your points as to why, and say there is only one thing that may convince to me use a credit-card. You tell her - she has to give you a hug, and when if you end up hugging, you can say - you know what "I think we've got chemistry", and she says "I think so too", then tell her to write her number. If she brings up the card, you tell her "I already have one, now write your number down girl." And - bingo, if she gave you the wrong number, at least you got a hug. This is all 'speculation' and 'untested reality', based on my own 'brainstorming', and knowledge about people gleaned from the other 'treads'. Link to post Share on other sites
Milo Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I might like your card better, if we slept together. I might like your card better, if we slept together. I might like your card better, if we slept together. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Admiral Thrawn Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 I dont know about that Milo. Remember, the goal is really just hugging her, not sleeping with her - at least for me, I dont know about other people, but I'm satisfied with a hug for now. May as well just tell her that you'll consider signing if she gives me a hug, and then afterwards, you explain, that you already have a card, and she will probably laugh, like it were a joke, then you tell her 'you've got chemistry'. However, I think that arguing against buying a credit-card, sounds a bit more 'dramatic', and may maximize a dramatic point (thereby eliciting more laughter from her), if you come across as serious, and then suddenly say, you'll be convinced with a hug - due to the 'incongruency'. The goal is really to get the girl laughing. I dont know if a cheesy pick-up line like that would go anywhere. This is a serious thread. People should learn how to maximize their opportunities - and I dont believe pick-up lines like that work. Link to post Share on other sites
Milo Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 It was merely in jest. And really, I don't want a hug from any stranger either. Now if we spent some quality time complaining about our respective parents at Christmas over tequilla shots, then a hug goodbye is pretty standard. Link to post Share on other sites
pippen_2k Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 LOL Please tell me you guys are kidding right? This cannot be a serious thread! Link to post Share on other sites
JayKay Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 *Ahem* Ever go to Hooters? They hire hot girls to wear short pants and belly shirts. They also hire girls with outgoing, friendly personalities. The reason *ahem* is so that people, mainly men, will go there and hang out for hours drinking beer and eating chicken wings because the hot friendly girls all make the people, mainly men, think there is a REMOTE possibility that perhaps maybe maybe maybe this hot friendly girl is interested in them!!!! I mean, this is a no-brainer. Hot girls who are selling something are not looking to hook up with you. They are doing a job for money. If you want to ask a hot girl out, ask her on her off time. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Admiral Thrawn Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 *Ahem* Ever go to Hooters? They hire hot girls to wear short pants and belly shirts. They also hire girls with outgoing, friendly personalities. The reason *ahem* is so that people, mainly men, will go there and hang out for hours drinking beer and eating chicken wings because the hot friendly girls all make the people, mainly men, think there is a REMOTE possibility that perhaps maybe maybe maybe this hot friendly girl is interested in them!!!! I mean, this is a no-brainer. Hot girls who are selling something are not looking to hook up with you. They are doing a job for money. If you want to ask a hot girl out, ask her on her off time. No, I honestly have never been to Hooters. Hooters, isn't that another name for breasts? Are they friendly enough to hug their customers? Well, you think one can at least steal a hug? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Admiral Thrawn Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 It was merely in jest. And really, I don't want a hug from any stranger either. Now if we spent some quality time complaining about our respective parents at Christmas over tequilla shots, then a hug goodbye is pretty standard. What, you would not hug a stranger you dont know, especially if he had big breasts going against your chest? This is serious here. I'm sure guys here would like to learn how to steal hugs in different situations, especially from big boob women - or women with 'potential'. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperMonk Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 You are walking down a mall, and this attractive girl pitches you to buy credit cards. You want her. But, you dont want the credit-card. What do you do? If it can work for your sister, it can work for any other girl! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Admiral Thrawn Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 If it can work for your sister, it can work for any other girl! I dont have a sister. Link to post Share on other sites
SmoochieFace Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 If it can work for your sister, it can work for any other girl! ... Link to post Share on other sites
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