Troll2.0 Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun? I live quite far away from built-up areas so there aren't any neighbours to worry about Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 YOU WRITE: "I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun?" I know this is a joke post but it is sick beyond imagination. Surely you could have thought of something more realistic to joke about. If you really are bored with your puppy, take it to the Humane Society or other animal shelter so a suitable (an sane) owner can be found. Aren't you glad people don't want to kill you when they get bored with you...because I don't even know you and I think you are the most boring human being alive. Anybody who would get fun out of killing an animal deserves the gas chamber. Link to post Share on other sites
Sabrina Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 You are a sick puppy yourself . I hope this is not serious and if it is please take the puppy someplace where it can be loved. And as for yourself I think you have some issues that need resolved by a doctor. I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun? I live quite far away from built-up areas so there aren't any neighbours to worry about Link to post Share on other sites
Troll2.0 Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 between Intelligent humor VS stupid humor" ----------------------------------------------------------- YOU WRITE: "I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun?" I know this is a joke post but it is sick beyond imagination. Surely you could have thought of something more realistic to joke about. If you really are bored with your puppy, take it to the Humane Society or other animal shelter so a suitable (an sane) owner can be found. Aren't you glad people don't want to kill you when they get bored with you...because I don't even know you and I think you are the most boring human being alive. Anybody who would get fun out of killing an animal deserves the gas chamber. Link to post Share on other sites
CO Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 I think a big hammer might be fun, like a real 'Whack a Mole' game. Be careful not to hit your toes. I am totally kidding. Do what the other SANE people said to do. I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun? I live quite far away from built-up areas so there aren't any neighbours to worry about Link to post Share on other sites
Patty Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun? I live quite far away from built-up areas so there aren't any neighbours to worry about Poor animal. I dont think it would be fun for the animal.Please send it to someone who wont kill it. I dont want to hear about it on the news. Thanks. I like animals very much. Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Yes I can but I don't carry on intelligent discussions with people who joke about killing animals. I hope you understand. Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Mojo Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 ...the owner should throw him/herself over a cliff and see if the puppy follows suit. I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun? I live quite far away from built-up areas so there aren't any neighbours to worry about Link to post Share on other sites
missthang1997 Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 I saw put it in a plastic bag and throw it in a river I'm bored of my golden retriever puppy and have decided to kill it. Any suggestions as to the best way of making it tidy, yet fun? I live quite far away from built-up areas so there aren't any neighbours to worry about Link to post Share on other sites
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