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Yeah yeah yeah, so I spent 2 years as a double major in math and accounting. I'm good at math, but really...

 

I got this temp job at a local accounting firm just for tax season. It's mildly disturbing to me that I am not a CPA but I'm doing peoples taxes. I just wanted to say that. Actually it's just mildly disturbing that I'm doing ANYONE'S taxes.

 

But I can do just about anything for 3 months, even clean up chicken s***. Yes, I am equating taxes to feces.

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I got this temp job at a local accounting firm just for tax season. It's mildly disturbing to me that I am not a CPA but I'm doing peoples taxes.

actually B_0, all you are is a data entry person. the software does all the hard work. oh yeah, and make sure you keep your gross feet under the desk at all times...:p:laugh:

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actually B_0, all you are is a data entry person. the software does all the hard work. oh yeah, and make sure you keep your gross feet under the desk at all times...:p:laugh:

 

Yessir! My feet are safely tucked away from the prying eyes of foot fetishists around the world.

 

And thusfar the software is s***teeeee and I've had to recalculate everything because whoever they had working here before me didn't know what the hell they were doing.

 

I hate accounting programs. Nothing makes sense.

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I hate accounting programs. Nothing makes sense.

 

I think that accounting does not make sense, just a way for people to get creative with money - dress it up, move it around and pocket it.

 

Hard to believe I was a business major...

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H&R Block by any chance? :laugh:

 

I wish. It would be easier. I'm mainly doing filing for small businesses.

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Yessir! My feet are safely tucked away from the prying eyes of foot fetishists around the world.

good...

 

I hate accounting programs. Nothing makes sense.

didn't they teach you in basic acctg. class that accounting has nothing to do with reality?

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didn't they teach you in basic acctg. class that accounting has nothing to do with reality?

 

Yeah...I was a math major for 2 years, with a double major in accounting, and I had a hard time reconciling the two.

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