TUDOR Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Have you ever had your significant other say those words and all the sudden your butt hole clinches up and you start to wonder what this is going to be about? Your mind covers the whole gammit of what it could possible be in the 3 to 5 seconds you are waiting to see what is said next...we are talking everything from "I use to be a porn star" to "I'm gay". It would seem we always associate hearing the words "We need to talk" with something bad surely to follow. So after hearing those words and thinking the worst, what is the lamest thing you heard next that made your butt unclinch and just laugh at what it is? Sorry I am bored and firgured I would try something non sexual. Link to post Share on other sites
My_Other_I Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 My friend called me and wanted to meet me. He said we needed to talk. I drove there wondering what was going on, thinking all kinds of weird thoughts and scenarios. He just wanted to know how I was doing after some tough times. That was lame. But very nice of him. Link to post Share on other sites
Author TUDOR Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 My friend called me and wanted to meet me. He said we needed to talk. I drove there wondering what was going on, thinking all kinds of weird thoughts and scenarios. He just wanted to know how I was doing after some tough times. That was lame. But very nice of him. You got the double whammy....oh sh*t they want to talk and it is bad enough to I have to drive there and do it face to face. Just think of all the things you thought it could have been about on the drive there. The stuff people think of when they hear those words could be a comedy screen play. Link to post Share on other sites
Milo Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I really can't think of a single time when the news wasn't bad! So it's permabuttclench for me when I hear that. Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I had a thing like this happen quite recently. We were out. She wanted to go home said she needed to be up early the next morning, but said to me "No you go with your friends" to a late night bar. I paid to go in. Got a beer and was settling down comfortably with my (male) freinds for a nights bullshyte, as we usually do. My mobile rang about ten minutes later. Can I talk to you? Yea sure where are you, whats wrong? Outside your place, wouldn't say. !!!!!!!!! Thought I was going to get dumped or something. I walked home wondering WTF is up with this? She wanted to spend the night with me, and didn't want to tell me, until I had gone on. Go figure! Link to post Share on other sites
Author TUDOR Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Lovely witabix. My first thought is always I am in trouble and for the life of me I can't figure out what I did....or better yet what I think she knows I did. Link to post Share on other sites
My_Other_I Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I had a thing like this happen quite recently. We were out. She wanted to go home said she needed to be up early the next morning, but said to me "No you go with your friends" to a late night bar. I paid to go in. Got a beer and was settling down comfortably with my (male) freinds for a nights bullshyte, as we usually do. My mobile rang about ten minutes later. Can I talk to you? Yea sure where are you, whats wrong? Outside your place, wouldn't say. !!!!!!!!! Thought I was going to get dumped or something. I walked home wondering WTF is up with this? She wanted to spend the night with me, and didn't want to tell me, until I had gone on. Go figure! Oh I love happy endings! Did she have a belly ache afterwards? Link to post Share on other sites
kitten chick Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I've never been on the receiving end but I have been on the giving end of we need to talk once. I had to tell him that I lied to him. After we had been sleeping together for a month my guilt won out and I told him that he took my virginity. He had no idea, he thought I was going to tell him I was bisexual. That was the only funny part. Wish I hadn't lied about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Author TUDOR Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 I've never been on the receiving end but I have been on the giving end of we need to talk once. I had to tell him that I lied to him. After we had been sleeping together for a month my guilt won out and I told him that he took my virginity. He had no idea, he thought I was going to tell him I was bisexual. That was the only funny part. Wish I hadn't lied about it. Oh man.."the we need to talk" after sex is the scariest! You never know what you are going to get with that and first thing you think of is "great she is going to tell me she has some funk and was too embarrassed to tell me and now my dick is going to fall off" Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Oh I love happy endings! Did she have a belly ache afterwards? Oh Jeez, now I have a belly ache!! As I recall it was a restaruant night, loads of salad to toss, and plates to eat, if you get my drift. Cool! Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 My boyfriend sent me a message one night when I was coming home from work with those dreaded words 'I need to talk to you'. I was stressing the whole way home. He sat me down, looked me in the face and asked me what kind of chinese food I would like for dinner. He started laughing and I tried to strangle him. Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Lovely witabix. My first thought is always I am in trouble and for the life of me I can't figure out what I did....or better yet what I think she knows I did. Or more likely what she thinks, she thinks, I think, she thinks, I did. Machiavelli was a woman really. Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 My boyfriend sent me a message one night when I was coming home from work with those dreaded words 'I need to talk to you'. I was stressing the whole way home. He sat me down, looked me in the face and asked me what kind of chinese food I would like for dinner. He started laughing and I tried to strangle him. Oh f***ing PRICELESS, what a DUDE!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Oh f***ing PRICELESS, what a DUDE!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Are you kidding me? He almost gave me a bloody heart attack Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Are you kidding me? He almost gave me a bloody heart attack Me too, laughing!!! :lmao: I am going to do that too, just as soon as I can. And I will tell her I got the idea from a woman. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Me too, laughing!!! :lmao: I am going to do that too, just as soon as I can. And I will tell her I got the idea from a woman. It's nice to know that my life is now affecting people overseas. My boyfriend should have copywrited that little trick of his, so all you men on here (I'm looking at YOU witabix! ) can't torture us further! Ooh! This is my 100th post! Yay! Link to post Share on other sites
littlekitty Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 It's nice to know that my life is now affecting people overseas. My boyfriend should have copywrited that little trick of his, so all you men on here (I'm looking at YOU witabix! ) can't torture us further! Ooh! This is my 100th post! Yay! Ahhh he's not the first...!! My bf did that a couple of times in the beginning... he'd text me with.. 'There's something I need to tell you.' So I'd text back 'Ok, go ahead..?', and he's always come back with '.... I love you!!' But it still had me going a good few times!! Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 It's nice to know that my life is now affecting people overseas. My boyfriend should have copywrited that little trick of his, so all you men on here (I'm looking at YOU witabix! ) can't torture us further! Ooh! This is my 100th post! Yay! Hey! You looking at me? Well I'm de only one here so you must be looking at me. Hey Little Kitty, cool avatar. Reminds me of something, but I cant think what. Hmmmm......... Link to post Share on other sites
littlekitty Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hey! You looking at me? Well I'm de only one here so you must be looking at me. Hey Little Kitty, cool avatar. Reminds me of something, but I cant think what. Hmmmm......... Haa! I bet I could guess... she looks the type too!! Link to post Share on other sites
Mz. Pixie Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Oh gosh, Tudor, my husband absolutely freaks if I say, "We need to talk". He says every bad relationship discussion he's ever had- including "I don't love you anymore" started with that phrase. Don't even try to say, "We need to talk a bit later about something". He has to stop me and go, "Everything okay? What's wrong?" when it could be something simple! Link to post Share on other sites
Lonestar Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sorry I am bored and firgured I would try something non sexual. non sexual? Tudor, for some reason the term "butt clinch" made me think of sex immediately. Link to post Share on other sites
hotgurl Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I have never had a guy utter those words to me but I have used it on my BF. It is usually something important I need his full attention to talk about but not life threatening. Life what er are getting my daughter for x-mas bills etc.. Link to post Share on other sites
Author TUDOR Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 non sexual? Tudor, for some reason the term "butt clinch" made me think of sex immediately. Well I had to have something in there....just my nature. Link to post Share on other sites
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