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You mean like St Peter walking up to as you die, microphone in hand, and saying "Smile your on Catholic Camera!!"

 

Or Jewish Camera or Moslem Camera et al.

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

let's just hope he doesn't fling open the pearly gates, gets you hyped up about achieving the kingdom of heaven, then yells out "You've been Punked"!!!!!

 

HA! Life as a game show, what an idea!

 

"Well Mrs Crabapple, you've won a toaster!!!!! But you won't be needing that where you going!"

 

And us atheists won't even get to play, bummer!

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Oh you said that you had enough. You did not think it would be so rough.

 

You had a chance but too long you wait. This pain you did not anticipate.

 

If you knew it would be this bad. You would have worried (and hurried)

 

To be sure that your whole life was in the Way.

 

Chorus:

 

(When you're there)

 

will you say that you've got no time

 

(When you're there)

 

to be in his great love divine?

 

(When you're there)

 

your chance of hope is now history

 

(When you're there)

 

and there your soul's in dreaded agony

 

With the angels who fell into an everlasting hell

 

You will know just how they feel when you're there.

 

**********

 

It came to sinning and you did your share.

 

And for your soul you just did not care.

 

You think of friends and you know their fate.

 

You wish you'd warned them but it's too late.

 

If you had a second chance.

 

You would be teaching (and breaching)

 

To be sure your family and friends would change their way.

 

Chorus.

 

He was a-hungry and a-thirsty and you gave him no drink.

 

A needy stranger didn't let him in.

 

He was a-naked and in prison and you gave him no help.

 

For my dear Savior you were not a friend.

 

Chorus.

 

Sung in Acapella. (four people, no instruments)

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your chance of hope is now history

 

(When you're there)

 

and there your soul's in dreaded agony

 

With the angels who fell into an everlasting hell

 

You will know just how they feel when you're there.

 

.....

 

(four people, no instruments)

 

That's lovely. Are you planning to take it along to your next cuddle party, so that everyone can have a cheery and uplifting singalong?

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That's lovely. Are you planning to take it along to your next cuddle party, so that everyone can have a cheery and uplifting singalong?

 

 

:lmao: :lmao: Lindya Thank you so so much I so needed to laugh that hard!

That was a pants pisser! I friggin nearly choked..... ouch..... my side........

 

a4a- joy joy joy I got joy in my heart.

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You will know just how it feels when you're there.

 

When you're there.

 

When you're there.

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You will know just how it feels when you're there.

 

When you're there.

 

When you're there.

 

 

Is this the new winning tourist slogan for the state of New Jersey?

:lmao:

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That's lovely. Are you planning to take it along to your next cuddle party, so that everyone can have a cheery and uplifting singalong?

 

Nice avatar - it goes well with your reply. You look impressed.

 

You like the song?

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Is this the new winning tourist slogan for the state of New Jersey?

:lmao:

 

When you're there.

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That's lovely. Are you planning to take it along to your next cuddle party, so that everyone can have a cheery and uplifting singalong?

 

Hee hee hee. :lmao:

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Nice avatar - it goes well with your reply. You look impressed.

 

You like the song?

 

As you can see in the avatar, I'm swinging my pearls as I cheerfully hum along with it.

 

 

"Dreaded agony..tralala...everlasting hell...tum-ti-tum!"

 

It's quite a catchy little number, to be honest with you.

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Oh wow- I hadn't seen this thread until today.

 

 

me neither.

 

 

 

pardon me while i put on my "saved" face.

 

how is this not part of the loud christian thread? (keeping in mind that loud can be obnoxious, overwhelming, overbearing, presumptuous, imposing....etc.)

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As you can see in the avatar, I'm swinging my pearls as I cheerfully hum along with it.

 

 

"Dreaded agony..tralala...everlasting hell...tum-ti-tum!"

 

It's quite a catchy little number, to be honest with you.

 

May I join in my dear? How does it go again......

fire fire fire

devil at your heels......

la dee da dee da dee doo

 

Wait....... it came to me..... I have put it together. New Jersey...... and the New Jersey Devils...... is that not the name of a team there? Now I see....

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May I join in my dear? How does it go again......

fire fire fire

devil at your heels......

la dee da dee da dee doo.

 

I said, it's gettin' hot in here

So take off all your clothes

I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off

It's gettin' hot in here

So take off all your clothes

I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off

With a little bit of uh uh

Mix a little bit of uh uh with a little bit of uh uh

Mix a little bit of uh uh with a little bit of uh uh

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I must apologize, it is obvious I am suffering from a case of HYSTERICAL UTERUS..... OH THE SUFFERING I MUST ENDURE.

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I said, it's gettin' hot in here

So take off all your clothes

I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off

It's gettin' hot in here

So take off all your clothes

I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off

With a little bit of uh uh

Mix a little bit of uh uh with a little bit of uh uh

Mix a little bit of uh uh with a little bit of uh uh

 

I see. Now you've stolen rap lyrics. It's going from bad to worse up in herrr, up in herrrr.

 

I wonder if Nelly still wears the bandaid on his cheek. Does he rotate it?

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The acapella site is http://www.theacappellacompany.com/acrel.html

 

You can click on the albums and hear free sample music on most of their songs. They are really good. In fact I purchased a few CD's and tapes there and intend to buy more and can tell you their music is really good.

 

So press that link and enjoy.

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The acapella site is http://www.theacappellacompany.com/acrel.html

 

You can click on the albums and hear free sample music on most of their songs. They are really good. In fact I purchased a few CD's and tapes there and intend to buy more and can tell you their music is really good.

 

So press that link and enjoy.

 

I think you're getting a little frisky, Admiral. I visited the site, and am now convinced that you're the man on the far right of the picture.

I'm afraid that I may have to contact the cuddle party conveners to warn them of this new development.

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I think you're getting a little frisky, Admiral. I visited the site, and am now convinced that you're the man on the far right of the picture.

I'm afraid that I may have to contact the cuddle party conveners to warn them of this new development.

 

That's great - because, if you have read my threads, I do not actually go to cuddle-parties, I was just thowing that in here for discussion and advice.

 

Coming from you this is a compliment - did you listen to all the music?

Look at the CD titled 'Beyond a Doubt' to find the song 'when you're there'.

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That's great - because, if you have read my threads, I do not actually go to cuddle-parties, I was just thowing that in here for discussion and advice.

 

Of course you were!

 

Coming from you this is a compliment - did you listen to all the music?

Look at the CD titled 'Beyond a Doubt' to find the song 'when you're there'.

 

Unfortunately the sound on my pc isn't working, so I'm going to have to improvise in my head. I'm thinking along the lines of...

 

When You're There

D E D (keyboard, treble, stacatto on the 2nd D followed by series of GABD on a glockenspiel, fading into the sound of Angelic weeping and gnashing of teeth)

 

When You're There

E F E (see above, except stacatto on the 2nd E this time followed by a bit of crashing and booming on drums, fading into vicious, cackling demon-laughter)

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Of course you were!

 

 

 

Unfortunately the sound on my pc isn't working, so I'm going to have to improvise in my head. I'm thinking along the lines of...

 

When You're There

D E D (keyboard, treble, stacatto on the 2nd D followed by series of GABD on a glockenspiel, fading into the sound of Angelic weeping and gnashing of teeth)

 

When You're There

E F E (see above, except stacatto on the 2nd E this time followed by a bit of crashing and booming on drums, fading into vicious, cackling demon-laughter)

 

Lindya, what strumming pattern or picking pattern would you suggest for the Outer Hebridean Nose Lute that I play?

 

I like the sound of it. A little Milliganesque, excellent.

 

Say hello to Dante for me.

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Lindya, what strumming pattern or picking pattern would you suggest for the Outer Hebridean Nose Lute that I play?

 

Hmmm. I would say descending G, F sharp, E, D... semi quavers, up tempo. Your nose-lute part can come in after the wailing and cackling.

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