puzzled and curious Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 my ex wife and I were cleaning our apartment in the process of moving to our new home. Her mom was helping us and when I took her mom home she told me to wait. When she came out she was naked and she came over to me and she started to kiss me. I backed off and she held on. She performed oral sex on me and I didn't get any on her if you know what I mean. She was about 55 and I was 29. She was also a widow. Over the years we went all the way until about 15 years ago. Her daughter never found out about us. Her daughter and I divorced in 1990, because she was seeing a younger man. Oh well. Anyway, I have always wanted to know if this has happened to any other guys out there. I am curious about this.
whichwayisup Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Uhmm, you two divorced because she was seeing a younger man, yet you banged her mom on and off throughout your marriage and she never found out? Are you looking to get back together with your mother-in-law now? 1
a4a Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Anyway, I have always wanted to know if this has happened to any other guys out there. I am curious about this. no did not happen to me, but I will seduce the pizza delivery man from time to time. Also the plumber........ a4a
witabix Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Yea all the time. I have banged all my gf's mothers, and three grandmothers. I would have done all the grannies but I lost my shovel, so anyhoo, I used to go out with a girl who had a sheep farm................ Those halcyon days. Ahhh the mammaries....
whichwayisup Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Thanks Witabix, you just reminded me...I did actually f*** my boyfriend's father and grandfather. Only the one time did we have a threesome. TO this day I don't like looking at pruney fingers, toes and elephant trunks. I guess I'd forgotten all about that! So long ago and my memory is fading ...
witabix Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I told one of my exes f*** you and the horse you rode in on..... and I did!
NYCmitch25 Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 I'm wondering what kind of issues you have for posting fake s*** like this but who am I to judge. I guess I've fantised about it but my life isn't THAT interesting..
serial muse Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 I told one of my exes f*** you and the horse you rode in on..... and I did! BWAH!!! :lmao: 1
Sal Paradise Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 If this happened to me I would be in therapy. Even the thought of doing this is disgusting. I couldn't imagine actually doing it.
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