puzzled and curious Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 my ex wife and I were cleaning our apartment in the process of moving to our new home. Her mom was helping us and when I took her mom home she told me to wait. When she came out she was naked and she came over to me and she started to kiss me. I backed off and she held on. She performed oral sex on me and I didn't get any on her if you know what I mean. She was about 55 and I was 29. She was also a widow. Over the years we went all the way until about 15 years ago. Her daughter never found out about us. Her daughter and I divorced in 1990, because she was seeing a younger man. Oh well. Anyway, I have always wanted to know if this has happened to any other guys out there. I am curious about this. Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Uhmm, you two divorced because she was seeing a younger man, yet you banged her mom on and off throughout your marriage and she never found out? Are you looking to get back together with your mother-in-law now? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Anyway, I have always wanted to know if this has happened to any other guys out there. I am curious about this. no did not happen to me, but I will seduce the pizza delivery man from time to time. Also the plumber........ a4a Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Yea all the time. I have banged all my gf's mothers, and three grandmothers. I would have done all the grannies but I lost my shovel, so anyhoo, I used to go out with a girl who had a sheep farm................ Those halcyon days. Ahhh the mammaries.... Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Thanks Witabix, you just reminded me...I did actually f*** my boyfriend's father and grandfather. Only the one time did we have a threesome. TO this day I don't like looking at pruney fingers, toes and elephant trunks. I guess I'd forgotten all about that! So long ago and my memory is fading ... Link to post Share on other sites
witabix Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I told one of my exes f*** you and the horse you rode in on..... and I did! Link to post Share on other sites
Brittanyjean06 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 ew what a skanky mom hahaha Link to post Share on other sites
NYCmitch25 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I'm wondering what kind of issues you have for posting fake s*** like this but who am I to judge. I guess I've fantised about it but my life isn't THAT interesting.. Link to post Share on other sites
serial muse Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I told one of my exes f*** you and the horse you rode in on..... and I did! BWAH!!! :lmao: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 If this happened to me I would be in therapy. Even the thought of doing this is disgusting. I couldn't imagine actually doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
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