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I think a frank talk between any child and parent should involve the natural urges that anyone has as a young child and into adulthood.

 

My boys understood at a young age that it was normal to have sexual desires and not to feel guilty about it (I was raised with the Catholic "guilt") and wanted to make sure my kids wouldn't feel that way.

 

They also understand and respect that it is private. If they want to seek pleasure - then make sure you are not intruding on anyone else in the household....

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"that's not mine, it's my friend's."

 

"i thought this seemed like a strange request from the tooh fairy!"

 

"oh, thanks, it must have slipped out when i leaped for the phone."

 

"it was a joke on me from my friends, mom."

 

"hey mom, now you know i have a dildo. let us never have secrets between us again!!!"

 

"hey! that's my std-prevention device!"

 

take them how you will.

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:D Many years ago this happened to a friend of mine. Her Mom is quite religious, needless to say she said it was a novelty candle that a friend gave to her as a joke for her b-day. I doubt her mom believed it but at least it let both of them off the hook.

 

A second friend the same thing happened, of course her mom knew better. So they just laughed it off.......

 

I often am afraid if I leave my home to a house sitter if they will find my stash of fun toys! Lock em up ladies! :D

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clandestinidad

She might not think anything of it, ya know

 

Of course, its YOUR sex life and there's not really any reason to justify things for her comfort or understanding.

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Sex and the City had a series of episodes that featured Miranda's housekeeper not approving of her vibrator. She kept hiding it! LOL

 

Go snoop in her room and find hers and then the probelem will be solved---sildence is golden

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Sex and the City had a series of episodes that featured Miranda's housekeeper not approving of her vibrator. She kept hiding it! LOL

 

Go snoop in her room and find hers and then the probelem will be solved---sildence is golden

 

I vaguely remember that episode! :lmao::laugh:

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Ugh, did she tell you she found it!? I would hope that my mom would NEVER mention anything she found, especially something like that.

 

I can't believe peoples mothers clean their rooms. Why didn't my mom ever do that? I probably would've hated it, but still.

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HokeyReligions

 

"oh, thanks, it must have slipped out when i leaped for the phone."

 

ROTFLMAO!:lmao:

 

Oh man! Now I've got to clean the spit off my computer screen!

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Oh my God this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time...

 

 

:laugh:

 

 

I'd like to know how you know she found it. Did she say anything?

 

My mom once found edible underwear in my room. All she said was, "Can I try some? I've always wondered what it tastes like"

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"Can I try some? I've always wondered what it tastes like"

 

oh jesus

:sick:

 

The only funnier/embarressing thing i can think of is a parent walking in on a lad in the act *alone*... I'm not typing the words out lol.

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Hmmm . . . I'm thinkin' that if you are old enough to have one, you're old enough to clean your own room . . .

 

lol seriously... your mom's not your maid!! lol

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If you I convinced I had to say something it would be: "Its my body and its my room and I expect you to ask before you rifle through my drawers. I expect an appology and promise you won't do that again."

 

What should you do?

 

Perhaps your mom has learned a vital lesson here and you need do nothing.

 

Perhaps you should clean your room more often.

 

Perhaps you should clean your parent's room when they're not at home and then ask them about every personal thing you find there.*

 

Perhaps you should get a male blow up doll, tape it on your door, and scribe with a sharpie on his stomach, "If this bugs you, it only gets worse inside."

 

Frankly, your mom should have let you know that she expects your room to be clean on a regular basis because your a young adult and that's a responsibility you should own up to. Its not her job and its not business what you do with yourself in there.

 

*Don't actually do this. I am using humor to illustrate a point. I say this b/c I worry when I say things like this someone will actually do it and me accountable. *heh*

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:D I'd also like to know how she found it / how did you know she found it!

 

Honestly, the first thing and most believable (if you want to lie), is laugh it off and just say it was a gag gift from a bunch of friends.

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Ugh, did she tell you she found it!? I would hope that my mom would NEVER mention anything she found, especially something like that.

 

Yes. She should have left it wear she found it, and never said anything.

You'll need a new hiding place and will have to tidy your room all thetime, so she has less excuse to snoop.

 

Can you buy a locking brief case or box?

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Can you buy a locking brief case or box?

 

For some reason I had an image of the guitar case from that movie Desperado with Salma Hayek, and that Banderas guy.:rolleyes: The false top of the case opens to reveal an arsenal of high powered sex toys and fetish devices! :laugh:

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