cal gal Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Yep, like the time my best friend stashed a ten inch black dildo someone gave her as a fortieth bday gift and her twin boys (age 12) found it and asked her if they could have a taste of her chocolate weiner? OMG - We laughed about that for soooooo long .... :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Ms_Sweetness Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I understand how it is possible for her mom to be cleaning her room. My mom cleaned my room when I moved back home after college, and I was 21!! She is just a neat freak, so I never kept anything that I knew she'd freak about around. Link to post Share on other sites
933KJL Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I once put a boatload of toys in my GF's luggage and she wondered why the security people were looking and laughing and snickering. Also once put several milk bones in a friends carryon bag on our way back from Amsterdam--got lot's of attention from customs! Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 This is hilarious! OH man, I'm thinking your mom probably won't wanna clean your room again. Or if she does, she'll ask you to "tidy" it up first before she goes in! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Yep, like the time my best friend stashed a ten inch black dildo someone gave her as a fortieth bday gift and her twin boys (age 12) found it and asked her if they could have a taste of her chocolate weiner? Now that is just sick:sick: on so many levels Link to post Share on other sites
lindya Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 A few years ago my mum was round helping me to do a spot of redecoration. I had this really crap bedside cabinet - a flat pack that I had put together myself. The front drawer was always coming off. Needless to say, it collapsed whilst she was in my room, and a vibrator that my then bf had given me rolled out. "What's that?" asked my mum...prudish realisation contorting her features a fraction of a second after the words left her mouth. "I've never used it" I lied (thereby no doubt immediately conjuring up the image of me using it. Jesus.) "X gave it to me - for a joke." (That bit was true. Well - he gave it to me, but I don't think it was meant as a joke.) There was a couple of seconds silence, then she piped up..."It's not very big, is it? " There was a certain maternal sympathy in the way she said it. We both started sniggering awkwardly...then she said "you'd better give it a good scrub before you put it back in the drawer (practical in all situations) and wrap it up in something for God's sake. * Or do you want me to just take the thing home with me and burn it?" Burn it? Burn it???I'm still trying to figure out how that works...or perhaps "burn it" was some sort of kinky expression they used back in her day. Either way, we never discussed the matter again. * Edit. Please note that it was in fact clean...and not in need of a scrub for any reason other than that it had fallen onto the floor. God - why do I feel the need to explain myself to you people??? Link to post Share on other sites
cal gal Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Now that is just sick:sick: on so many levels AC - yep - but you gotta admit it is pretty funny.... They actually thought it was candy!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
TeaCooler Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ROTFLMAO! Oh man! Now I've got to clean the spit off my computer screen! hahahaha, sorry. yeah, that was my favorite one too. Link to post Share on other sites
blind_otter Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 * Edit. Please note that it was in fact clean...and not in need of a scrub for any reason other than that it had fallen onto the floor. God - why do I feel the need to explain myself to you people??? This was the funniest part of that story. To me anyways. My poor mother has seen everything from 3 foot tall glass water bongs to marbalized black and white double sided dildos. She has the good grace to not bat an eyelash in the face of my whoreishness. Link to post Share on other sites
lindya Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 This was the funniest part of that story. To me anyways. My poor mother has seen everything from 3 foot tall glass water bongs to marbalized black and white double sided dildos. She has the good grace to not bat an eyelash in the face of my whoreishness. I'm bloody glad I'm not anyone's mother. It'll be bad enough when my niece starts growing up. Link to post Share on other sites
actlikenothing Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I used to have a maid service who cleaned my house while I was at work. One evening, I came home to find my bed neatly made and my "dildo" tucked discreetly under a pillow. Whoops! Link to post Share on other sites
MatchstickFear Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I was once searching for my tweezers in my mother's room, and I opened what I THOUGHT was her make-up bag, but I was very wrong. Inside was a deep-blue, sparkly dildo. I've never mentioned this even to her, and I don't plan on it either! But the poor woman has found enough of my randomness! When I was 16, she found a small pile of flavored condoms. When I returned home, after my first year of college, she had reorganized my room - and sitting on my (neatly cleaned up shelf) was my beautiful glass bong that I'd retired after I quit smoking pot when I was 17. Whenever she's found stuff in my room, she never actually says anything. I just find it somewhere later, neatly stacked - folded - organized - whatever. It's pretty weird to discover. Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 My bestfriend left a dildo at a cottage she rented! Ha, they didn't go back to that one the following year as she was too embarressed! Link to post Share on other sites
submart Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 OH man!! Thanks for the laugh guys! The only thing that happened to me that is funny (non-related) is when I was doing a presentation on safe sex. I had a storyboard full of loose flavored/colored/etc condoms when the fire alarm went of in the facility. In a panic I picked up everything and ran....leaving a very long line of condoms on the floor behind me. There must of been 50 people behind me laughing! Of course they had no idea I was a health educator! Link to post Share on other sites
Quinch Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 A few times my mum found my porno mags and I would find them in my desk drawer. Question is, what was she doing cleaning on top of the wardrobe? (just kidding) Link to post Share on other sites
sazzya1987 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 MY DILDO!!!!!!!!!!! What should i do/say/think? My mum found my vibrator also. My mum just had a talk with me saying its normal. Maybe you should explain to her that its normal, I'm sure she will understand if se is that kind of person, unless there is something in between which will make this situation harder for you. But if not I think you both need to have a girl talk with each other and express how natural it is. In future I suggest you should clean your own room, your old enough to do that yourself now Link to post Share on other sites
wanda1974 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 This is probably a troll....anyway, here is a true story....... I have a nine year old daughter, and one night I had her help me change the bed skirt on my bed, not realizing that my toys were in between the matresses... So, I notice them, and I see that she saw them, but I ran over there and quickly put them in my drawer. She didn't say anything, so right away I changed the subjuct. Sure enough, about a half hour later, she asked me, "Mom, if I ask you something, will you tell me the truth?", and of course I respond with, "well, it depends what it is....", she then proceeds to ask me what the "missle shaped thing" was under my mattress....TALK ABOUT A LOSS FOR WORDS!!!!! Anyway, I told her it was a back massager. She then dropped it. Two days later, she asked me to give her a back massage with the missle shaped thing. I told her to never bring it up agin!!!!!! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Lil'Lady Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 wow. Everybody has such crazy stories! I must be the most boring person ever. haha. Link to post Share on other sites
bigfatasian Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Just act as if you dont know it was ever there! the parent always wants to turn a blind eye on such topics. so just tell them what they want to hear. it's not yours, maybe my friends thought it was a funny joke to hide this in my room. etc. Link to post Share on other sites
PlentyLV007 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I remember when my mom found my porn when I lived at home. lol yet of course that's when she found out about my bisexuality as well since it was chick on chick porn. That was 4 years ago. I feel that experience got us closer than ever!!!! =) Just be honest and open with your mom always. Times are changing! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 its an ear cleaner ! its a quote from a film called parenthood.the direct quote is its an electric ear cleaner lol Link to post Share on other sites
clandestinidad Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 its an ear cleaner ! its a quote from a film called parenthood.the direct quote is its an electric ear cleaner lol An ear cleaner for who....Dumbo?!?? Link to post Share on other sites
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