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blind_otter

There is a huge stone temple in the middle of my town that the Free Masons worship at. No one is allowed in there, it's this big gothic structure with stained glass windows. Which looks excessively weird in the little southern town I live in where no buildings go higher than 6 stories.

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whoa, wait...really? where is it, otter?? i used to live in the swamp too, so i'm trying to picture it, but i have no earthly idea where this temple is. is it downtown?

 

but i'm not always good at noticing things, particularly when driving or biking around. lost in my own little world most of the time...:o

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There is a huge stone temple in the middle of my town that the Free Masons worship at. No one is allowed in there, it's this big gothic structure with stained glass windows. Which looks excessively weird in the little southern town I live in where no buildings go higher than 6 stories.

 

maybe it's like an 'eyes wide shut' kind of thing...

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whoa, wait...really? where is it, otter?? i used to live in the swamp too, so i'm trying to picture it, but i have no earthly idea where this temple is. is it downtown?

 

but i'm not always good at noticing things, particularly when driving or biking around. lost in my own little world most of the time...:o

 

It's on Main Street. Between university and 8th, past the SOUUUUUL TRAIIIIIIN.

 

Near Phil Nicks, a good place to eat. (soulfood)

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blind_otter

Ok, so their poor souls are left behind, like ghosts, and they are called "body thetans." Body thetans attach themselves to human beings in our current world and transmit all of these bad past life memories of being blown up into our psyche, And this is why people have bad days according to scientology...

 

 

Thinking about this at lunch.

 

I wondered why the scientologists didn't invent some kind of body thetan repellant.

 

A spray with the delightful scent of citronella!

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I was vaccinated for thetans at birth, so I'm immune. Gotta find something else to blame my bad days on. *sigh*

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blind_otter
I was vaccinated for thetans at birth, so I'm immune. Gotta find something else to blame my bad days on. *sigh*

 

:lmao:

 

tee hee

 

Oh God I have this thetan velcroed to my energy sphere today and I am just soooo emotional.

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for the longest time I thought scientology was the same as Christian Scientist. so I like oh they just don't get vaccianted.

 

 

Then I found out what is was and I went What The :eek:

 

maybe they all dinking some laced champange up in the hills

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Thinking about this at lunch.

 

I wondered why the scientologists didn't invent some kind of body thetan repellant.

 

A spray with the delightful scent of citronella!

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: funniest thing I have heard for awhile

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YellowLioness

My grandpa was a Mason. He played Clarinet all over WV for them in a band. My grandma is now part of the Evening Stars (the chick version of the free masons).

 

And, will they tell me what goes on? Nopers. Grandma says I should join the evenings stars while I still can (she's morbid, here is why) I BELIEVE you must have a living relative with in the orginization before you can join. My brother COULD have joined the free masons before grandpa died, according to grandma.

 

Truly, it's all so mysterious. Darn Shriners.

 

NOW, if citronella spray could truly frighten off scientologists, I'd buy 1,0000 candles myself and ship 'em to poor Katie Holmes.

 

I think I'm going to have pasta tonight, on a more pleasant note.

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