amerikajin Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I keep mine in the nightstand by my bed and if I'm going out on a date I may throw one in the glove box of the car What is it, Art Critic, a condom or a pistol? :lmao: I don't replace anything...I have this lucky condom that I use every time. Kinda superstitious that way. Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I don't replace anything...I have this lucky condom that I use every time. Kinda superstitious that way. You mean you carry your "lucky" condom with you every time, but never have the opportunity to use it! Link to post Share on other sites
littlekitty Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I'd respect the fact that you practice safe sex, rather than worry about reading something into why you had it in your wallet. Link to post Share on other sites
amerikajin Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 You mean you carry your "lucky" condom with you every time, but never have the opportunity to use it! Ummm, no comment. Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I'd respect the fact that you practice safe sex, rather than worry about reading something into why you had it in your wallet. I agree. After all, the fact that the condom is whole speaks that you hoped to get lucky, rather than that you get lucky very often. In other words, carrying a condom with you is not related to the frequency of intercourses or the number of women you screwed. It however shows that you would sleep with someone that you just met. So what? Since when is it gentleman-like to turn down a lady if you're single? Link to post Share on other sites
Author MadDog Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 I keep mine in the nightstand by my bed and if I'm going out on a date I may throw one in the glove box of the car What is it, Art Critic, a condom or a pistol? :lmao: I don't replace anything...I have this lucky condom that I use every time. Kinda superstitious that way. A holster, a nightstand. . .I was starting to have the same thoughts. Maybe I should start sleeping with a few under my pillow. Link to post Share on other sites
Author MadDog Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 It however shows that you would sleep with someone that you just met. So what? Since when is it gentleman-like to turn down a lady if you're single? I like the way you think! Link to post Share on other sites
bab Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 It however shows that you would sleep with someone that you just met. So what? Since when is it gentleman-like to turn down a lady if you're single? Not to mention that if you need it, then she is the type of woman who would sleep with a guy she just met, so what does she have to say abou it? Along the same lines as the Public Service Announcement. If you are gonna keep it in your glove box, do like A_C and only put it in there when you are going out. Especially in the summer. At least down here the temps in the car are hot as hell! Link to post Share on other sites
nicki Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 You guys are hilarious! :laugh: Mad Dog, what do you think now? Cheapo phone holster full of condoms? Glovebox? Jacket pocket? Secret shoe compartment? I looove the idea of wearing one all night, just in case... :laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
Author MadDog Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 Mad Dog, what do you think now? Cheapo phone holster full of condoms? Glovebox? Jacket pocket? Secret shoe compartment? I looove the idea of wearing one all night, just in case... :laugh: Yeah. Airport security would stop me when they find my special shoes until they open it up & find a bunch of condoms in there. Then we'll all have a good laugh about it. Could make for some good times. The problem with wearing a condom all night is they're not the most comfortable things to wear. Even wearing one for 30 minutes can leave me wanting to take it off to give Mr. Happy a breather. All night would be rough. Link to post Share on other sites
roxy_1980 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 To the original question: I know the geekiest guys that have condoms in their wallet. They get lucky like once a year. I don't think it's any reflection on your sexual frequency or whether you're promisuous or not. It's a reflection of the times in which we live. People are more responsible with sex now days. As for the glovebox suggestion, it is worse than the wallet. Think about how hot your car gets in the summer. Your glovebox is no exception to that heat. If you're gonna do that, why not just boil the damned thing? Same effect. Roxy Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I don't replace anything...I have this lucky condom that I use every time. Kinda superstitious that way. You mean you rinse out the condom and re-use it ? LOL ! Link to post Share on other sites
magda Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I think most women have some condoms at home, don't they? Especially the kind that are up for something like that. Mad dog, I would suggest waiting to see if she procurs anything before whipping out the wallet condom. Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 The problem with wearing a condom all night is they're not the most comfortable things to wear. Even wearing one for 30 minutes can leave me wanting to take it off to give Mr. Happy a breather. All night would be rough. You do know once in awhile Mr. Happy needs to go too... :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I think most women have some condoms at home, don't they? Especially the kind that are up for something like that. Mad dog, I would suggest waiting to see if she procurs anything before whipping out the wallet condom. One of my ex's did that before we broke up, procured a few from my collection. Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I could just see MadDog doing the Julia Roberts thing in Pretty Woman, whipping out from his back pocket, his secret compartment, glove box, shirt pocket, one of Mr. Happy, etc... Every kind of condom from flavored to glow in the dark, to ribbed and combo mixed types; ending up spending a few $$$ and marrying her. Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I actually purchased a 12 pack and put it in my drawer and just have them loose like all around so if the need arises I can say :" Oh, let me see I think I have one ..somewhere.....: lol. To say yes I have plenty sounds so slutty ! LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 As for the glovebox suggestion, it is worse than the wallet. Think about how hot your car gets in the summer. Your glovebox is no exception to that heat. If you're gonna do that, why not just boil the damned thing? Same effect. What do you mean "boil the damned thing?" Oh, you mean the condom. Link to post Share on other sites
roxy_1980 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Yep, putting a condom in the glovebox will break down a condom just as fast as if you drop it in water and boil it for 20 minutes or so. Don't store it there!!!! It's just plain dumb. Link to post Share on other sites
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