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A totally silly poem for my ex, but fun nonetheless


KittenMoon

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This is ridiculous, even immature, but I got an idea for it in my head last night and I couldn't help but write it out. While part of me is just laughing at the whole silly concept of it, not to mention the hackneyed structure, it does sort of illustrate how I feel right now. Thought I would share:

 

A Poem For My Ex

To my ex, with your freedom

I wish upon you to see

A dozen girls who are not me.

 

One, a girl who clings like glue

Two, a girl who just lies to you

Three, a girl who is a drama queen

Four, a girl who is just plain mean

Five, a girl who takes you for granted

Six, a girl whose love is quickly recanted

Seven, a girl whose desire falls flat

Eight, a girl who just spends your cash

Nine, a girl who won’t take your s***

Ten, a girl with no brains or wit,

Eleven, a girl who is a total tart

and finally,

Twelve, a girl who will break your heart

 

 

Anyone want to try one for an ex-gf? I've never had one, at least not yet! Guess I have the chance now! :laugh:

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