what's going on Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 cause all the shy girls are home infront of their computers...
typical Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 But the woman who broke his heart by cheating on him was a stripper. I think I have been shocked for the first time today..... :lmao: I too, have known these types of women, the waist bend with the ass perked high, as if to say, "dont you wanna slam it in", the backwards innocent but not glance, the bouncy titty thingie, the whole gamut...need I say more?!! IMO, I think the ones that "dont see it" are the ones that are secretly guilty of doing it, and are embarrassed because they didnt realize it was so obvious.. ..the master flirts are the ones that can get one over the heads of all the girls too.... I am a shy girl, really shy, to the point that I blush whenever ANYONE talks to me at first....it takes me a long long time to make friends with anyone, let alone really close friends......I have one best friend who lives in another state....but I dont get approached by other women, they seem to avoid me and ostracise me and do the whole eye roll thingie, I have gotten ripped to shreds by women my whole life.....but I still try to make friends.....I dont believe that all women are catty evil bitches who want my man, but neither do I believe I can let my guard down once my hairs have been raised for one reason or another....
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 That is so nerdy ...or is it geeky??? ( Tink puts her stripper face on looks at you like you had 2 heads and rolls her eyes) Whatever, dude. I am so cool that you would need to wear a sweater to make sure you don't catch a cold when you meet me, dearie. I love dorks. Dork is another word for a whale's penis.
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I think I have been shocked for the first time today..... :lmao: I too, have known these types of women, the waist bend with the ass perked high, as if to say, "dont you wanna slam it in", the backwards innocent but not glance, the bouncy titty thingie, the whole gamut...need I say more?!! IMO, I think the ones that "dont see it" are the ones that are secretly guilty of doing it, and are embarrassed because they didnt realize it was so obvious.. ..the master flirts are the ones that can get one over the heads of all the girls too.... I am a shy girl, really shy, to the point that I blush whenever ANYONE talks to me at first....it takes me a long long time to make friends with anyone, let alone really close friends......I have one best friend who lives in another state....but I dont get approached by other women, they seem to avoid me and ostracise me and do the whole eye roll thingie, I have gotten ripped to shreds by women my whole life.....but I still try to make friends.....I dont believe that all women are catty evil bitches who want my man, but neither do I believe I can let my guard down once my hairs have been raised for one reason or another.... those damn immoral strippers , we should lock them all away!
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I am a shy girl, really shy, to the point that I blush whenever ANYONE talks to me at first....it takes me a long long time to make friends with anyone, let alone really close friends......I have one best friend who lives in another state....but I dont get approached by other women, they seem to avoid me and ostracise me and do the whole eye roll thingie, I have gotten ripped to shreds by women my whole life.....but I still try to make friends.....I dont believe that all women are catty evil bitches who want my man, but neither do I believe I can let my guard down once my hairs have been raised for one reason or another.... Ok typical. Do the robot!
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Whatever, dude. I am so cool that you would need to wear a sweater to make sure you don't catch a cold when you meet me, dearie. I love dorks. Dork is another word for a whale's penis. Whale D!ck .........thats a porn I wouldn't want to see.
EnigmaXOXO Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 IMO, I think the ones that "dont see it" are the ones that are secretly guilty of doing it, and are embarrassed because they didnt realize it was so obvious.. :lmao: A cyber "high-five" to Typical! Now that's a gal any female would be comfortable calling a "friend."
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Whale D!ck .........thats a porn I wouldn't want to see. I live in FL so I get to hear stories like this all the time. Sea World and all. Everyone wants to swim with the dolphins. Oh, they're so magical and psychic. But I heard that this one lady was humped by dolphins and apparently got a pretty bad back injury. I guess they don't really no where to aim on humans.
typical Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 whale dick......it has a nice ring...whale dick.... :lmao: :lmao: I think I am going to call someone that one day in the future... :lmao:
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I live in FL so I get to hear stories like this all the time. Sea World and all. Everyone wants to swim with the dolphins. Oh, they're so magical and psychic. But I heard that this one lady was humped by dolphins and apparently got a pretty bad back injury. I guess they don't really no where to aim on humans. I wonder if the dolphins get into groups....Oh those humans , there so magical and psychic.Well except for this one he humped a dolphinette and injured her fin , I guess they don't know where to aim for on dolphin.
typical Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 A cyber "high-five" to Typical! Now that's a gal any female would be comfortable calling a "friend." Thanks EnigmaXOXO! and back at you for recognizing what it meant! You guys!!!! I just made my first friend today!!!!
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Thanks EnigmaXOXO! and back at you for recognizing what it meant! You guys!!!! I just made my first friend today!!!! Wheeeee! Why can't I just enter a short message?
typical Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I wonder if the dolphins get into groups....Oh those humans , there so magical and psychic.Well except for this one he humped a dolphinette and injured her fin , I guess they don't know where to aim for on dolphin. :lmao: :lmao:
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I wonder if the dolphins get into groups....Oh those humans , there so magical and psychic.Well except for this one he humped a dolphinette and injured her fin , I guess they don't know where to aim for on dolphin. I laughed, I cried, I farted. Luckily no one else was in my office.
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Wheeeee! Why can't I just enter a short message? I just use the dots...............................................
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Thanks EnigmaXOXO! and back at you for recognizing what it meant! You guys!!!! I just made my first friend today!!!! OMG a FRIEND .Like a real Live one ,Wow. We all gotta do the robot , tomorrow we get together and string up strippers ! whos with me?
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 OMG a FRIEND .Like a real Live one ,Wow. We all gotta do the robot , tomorrow we get together and string up strippers ! whos with me? What is this word "friend" that you use? I am unfamiliar with this.
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 What is this word "friend" that you use? I am unfamiliar with this. oopps , I meant fiend.
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 oopps , I meant fiend. Now we're cooking with crisco. I friend chicken in crisco the other night and it did not look like the picture on the can.
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Now we're cooking with crisco. I friend chicken in crisco the other night and it did not look like the picture on the can. I never realized the can had freind chicken on it.
catgirl1927 Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 OMG a FRIEND .Like a real Live one ,Wow. We all gotta do the robot , tomorrow we get together and string up strippers ! whos with me? You know, I only villify them because I'm jealous. "Cooking with crisco"? I know we're not geographically that close, because I only cook with grease!!!
blind_otter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I never realized the can had freind chicken on it. It sure does. The whole concept of crisco is just so gross. But I grew up thinking good friend chicken cannot be without it's buddy, crisco. I think crisco qualifies as "shady". I should have used it as my example earlier in the thread. The thing is, I value my friendship with chicken. But I just cannot stand that crisco. What a nutjob.
tinktronik Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 You know, I only villify them because I'm jealous. "Cooking with crisco"? I know we're not geographically that close, because I only cook with grease!!! Just a joke and most of them are already in cages anyway, well at least for part of the day , and the ones that aren't are too stupid to know how to get off the pole , help help I'm stuck upside down . Anyway the joke wasn't pointed at you.I'm practicing this catty thing.
catgirl1927 Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Just a joke and most of them are already in cages anyway, well at least for part of the day , and the ones that aren't are too stupid to know how to get off the pole , help help I'm stuck upside down . Anyway the joke wasn't pointed at you.I'm practicing this catty thing. Oh! Good luck with the catty thing. Let me know when you figure out how to make that face. I would LOVE to whither some of those mean girls with it.
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