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But the woman who broke his heart by cheating on him was a stripper.

 

I think I have been shocked for the first time today.....:lmao: :lmao:

 

I too, have known these types of women, the waist bend with the ass perked high, as if to say, "dont you wanna slam it in", the backwards innocent but not glance, the bouncy titty thingie, the whole gamut...need I say more?!!

 

IMO, I think the ones that "dont see it" are the ones that are secretly guilty of doing it, and are embarrassed because they didnt realize it was so obvious..

 

..the master flirts are the ones that can get one over the heads of all the girls too....

 

I am a shy girl, really shy, to the point that I blush whenever ANYONE talks to me at first....it takes me a long long time to make friends with anyone, let alone really close friends......I have one best friend who lives in another state....but I dont get approached by other women, they seem to avoid me and ostracise me and do the whole eye roll thingie, I have gotten ripped to shreds by women my whole life.....but I still try to make friends.....I dont believe that all women are catty evil bitches who want my man, but neither do I believe I can let my guard down once my hairs have been raised for one reason or another....

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That is so nerdy ...or is it geeky??? ( Tink puts her stripper face on looks at you like you had 2 heads and rolls her eyes):rolleyes:

 

Whatever, dude. I am so cool that you would need to wear a sweater to make sure you don't catch a cold when you meet me, dearie. :lmao:

 

I love dorks.

 

Dork is another word for a whale's penis.

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I think I have been shocked for the first time today.....:lmao: :lmao:

 

I too, have known these types of women, the waist bend with the ass perked high, as if to say, "dont you wanna slam it in", the backwards innocent but not glance, the bouncy titty thingie, the whole gamut...need I say more?!!

 

IMO, I think the ones that "dont see it" are the ones that are secretly guilty of doing it, and are embarrassed because they didnt realize it was so obvious..

 

..the master flirts are the ones that can get one over the heads of all the girls too....

 

I am a shy girl, really shy, to the point that I blush whenever ANYONE talks to me at first....it takes me a long long time to make friends with anyone, let alone really close friends......I have one best friend who lives in another state....but I dont get approached by other women, they seem to avoid me and ostracise me and do the whole eye roll thingie, I have gotten ripped to shreds by women my whole life.....but I still try to make friends.....I dont believe that all women are catty evil bitches who want my man, but neither do I believe I can let my guard down once my hairs have been raised for one reason or another....

those damn immoral strippers , we should lock them all away!

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I am a shy girl, really shy, to the point that I blush whenever ANYONE talks to me at first....it takes me a long long time to make friends with anyone, let alone really close friends......I have one best friend who lives in another state....but I dont get approached by other women, they seem to avoid me and ostracise me and do the whole eye roll thingie, I have gotten ripped to shreds by women my whole life.....but I still try to make friends.....I dont believe that all women are catty evil bitches who want my man, but neither do I believe I can let my guard down once my hairs have been raised for one reason or another....

 

Ok typical. Do the robot!

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Whatever, dude. I am so cool that you would need to wear a sweater to make sure you don't catch a cold when you meet me, dearie. :lmao:

 

I love dorks.

 

Dork is another word for a whale's penis.

Whale D!ck .........thats a porn I wouldn't want to see.

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IMO, I think the ones that "dont see it" are the ones that are secretly guilty of doing it, and are embarrassed because they didnt realize it was so obvious..

 

:lmao: :lmao:

 

A cyber "high-five" to Typical! Now that's a gal any female would be comfortable calling a "friend." ;)

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Whale D!ck .........thats a porn I wouldn't want to see.

 

I live in FL so I get to hear stories like this all the time. Sea World and all.

 

Everyone wants to swim with the dolphins. Oh, they're so magical and psychic.

 

But I heard that this one lady was humped by dolphins and apparently got a pretty bad back injury. I guess they don't really no where to aim on humans.

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whale dick......it has a nice ring...whale dick....:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

I think I am going to call someone that one day in the future...:lmao: :lmao:

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I live in FL so I get to hear stories like this all the time. Sea World and all.

 

Everyone wants to swim with the dolphins. Oh, they're so magical and psychic.

 

But I heard that this one lady was humped by dolphins and apparently got a pretty bad back injury. I guess they don't really no where to aim on humans.

I wonder if the dolphins get into groups....Oh those humans , there so magical and psychic.Well except for this one he humped a dolphinette and injured her fin , I guess they don't know where to aim for on dolphin.

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A cyber "high-five" to Typical! Now that's a gal any female would be comfortable calling a "friend." ;)

 

Thanks EnigmaXOXO! and back at you for recognizing what it meant!

 

You guys!!!! I just made my first friend today!!!!

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Thanks EnigmaXOXO! and back at you for recognizing what it meant!

 

You guys!!!! I just made my first friend today!!!!

 

Wheeeee! Why can't I just enter a short message?

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I wonder if the dolphins get into groups....Oh those humans , there so magical and psychic.Well except for this one he humped a dolphinette and injured her fin , I guess they don't know where to aim for on dolphin.

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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I wonder if the dolphins get into groups....Oh those humans , there so magical and psychic.Well except for this one he humped a dolphinette and injured her fin , I guess they don't know where to aim for on dolphin.

 

I laughed, I cried, I farted. Luckily no one else was in my office.

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Wheeeee! Why can't I just enter a short message?

I just use the dots...............................................

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Thanks EnigmaXOXO! and back at you for recognizing what it meant!

 

You guys!!!! I just made my first friend today!!!!

OMG a FRIEND .Like a real Live one ,Wow. We all gotta do the robot , tomorrow we get together and string up strippers ! whos with me?

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OMG a FRIEND .Like a real Live one ,Wow. We all gotta do the robot , tomorrow we get together and string up strippers ! whos with me?

 

What is this word "friend" that you use? I am unfamiliar with this.

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What is this word "friend" that you use? I am unfamiliar with this.

oopps , I meant fiend.

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oopps , I meant fiend.

 

Now we're cooking with crisco.

 

I friend chicken in crisco the other night and it did not look like the picture on the can.

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Now we're cooking with crisco.

 

I friend chicken in crisco the other night and it did not look like the picture on the can.

I never realized the can had freind chicken on it.

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OMG a FRIEND .Like a real Live one ,Wow. We all gotta do the robot , tomorrow we get together and string up strippers ! whos with me?

 

You know, I only villify them because I'm jealous.

 

"Cooking with crisco"? I know we're not geographically that close, because I only cook with grease!!! :lmao:

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I never realized the can had freind chicken on it.

 

It sure does. The whole concept of crisco is just so gross. But I grew up thinking good friend chicken cannot be without it's buddy, crisco.

 

I think crisco qualifies as "shady". I should have used it as my example earlier in the thread.

 

The thing is, I value my friendship with chicken. But I just cannot stand that crisco. What a nutjob.

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You know, I only villify them because I'm jealous.

 

"Cooking with crisco"? I know we're not geographically that close, because I only cook with grease!!! :lmao:

Just a joke and most of them are already in cages anyway, well at least for part of the day , and the ones that aren't are too stupid to know how to get off the pole , help help I'm stuck upside down . Anyway the joke wasn't pointed at you.I'm practicing this catty thing.

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Just a joke and most of them are already in cages anyway, well at least for part of the day , and the ones that aren't are too stupid to know how to get off the pole , help help I'm stuck upside down . Anyway the joke wasn't pointed at you.I'm practicing this catty thing.

 

Oh! Good luck with the catty thing. Let me know when you figure out how to make that face. I would LOVE to whither some of those mean girls with it.

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