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Alexandra
woops - sorry I put a damper on the parody pity party. it was starting to scare me. but, ok, if it's useful for everyone else please carry on.

 

LOL same here. I guess dark humour is only funny when it comes from a light heart. To me at least. It can easily be humour to cover for quite a bunch of powerfully negative feelings and it's just not as funny when that's so.

 

Signed,

WBBHBJP (World's Best Beer Holding BJ Performer)

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no, no, no this is now a thread about how cute my son is.:p

 

Oh really don't let me distract you..........carry on.

 

 

your son is very very cute. and not just the looks... wanting to be daddy for halloween, how cute is that!

 

back on topic:

obedient girlfriends grovel while crawling naked over broken glass and playing "Shake That" by Eminem feat. Nate Dogg on a harmonica.

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It was meant to be.... and ReluctantRomeo - if I read the other threads correctly Typical is not in a relationship presently but she does seem to have been "bittered into full speed sarcasm" by one or several of the past ones.

Really? I was under the impression she was talking about a current. My bad.

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Alexandra
Really? I was under the impression she was talking about a current. My bad.

 

I did insert "if I read it correctly" so I'm protected from prospective wrath. :lmao:

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Alexandra
one of us should start a post on how to not be bitter.

 

A. I want one just like yours! -cute kid that is- and NOW!!!! :mad:

 

B. What's there to hold a whole thread beyond "Being bitter is so unproductive when we can be smart instead." :)

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tinktronik
A. I want one just like yours! -cute kid that is- and NOW!!!! :mad:

 

B. What's there to hold a whole thread beyond "Being bitter is so unproductive when we can be smart instead." :)

b)well, you've got to have something to be bitter about (j/k)

a) I've got 2 more just like him and for a limited time you can borrow one of them , but just for the weekend.

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Yes, but really obediant gf's smile and agree when their bf's say all women need to keep their "man pleasers" shut unless their using 'em for their god given purpose. (BJ's.)

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tinktronik
Yes, but really obediant gf's smile and agree when their bf's say all women need to keep their "man pleasers" shut unless their using 'em for their god given purpose. (BJ's.)
oh and they know to keep their d!ck skinners to themselves.:rolleyes:
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one of us should start a post on how to not be bitter.

Maybe you could try "Signs you're not mentally healthy"

 

Bet that could go for a while, every one could contribute, and it might open some of our eyes to our psychosis' ;)

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Alexandra
a) I've got 2 more just like him and for a limited time you can borrow one of them , but just for the weekend.

 

NOOOO :( I want one full time! Yesterday! Okay today.... no? In the following year? Before I'm 40? Never?

 

Now I have more ideas for B and more reasons to be bitter, ahhhh the joys of being married to a "furiner" and of LDRs.

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oh and they know to keep their d!ck skinners to themselves.:rolleyes:

:lmao: I never heard that before!!! HA ha ha ha :lmao:

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tinktronik
Maybe you could try "Signs you're not mentally healthy"

 

Bet that could go for a while, every one could contribute, and it might open some of our eyes to our psychosis' ;)

we all could diagnose everyone else , one by one .Then we could just refer to ourselves by our diagnosis # . 'okay 124.a32 your getting out of line .Have you stopped taking your meds again?"

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tinktronik
:lmao: I never heard that before!!! HA ha ha ha :lmao:

My ex actually said this to our 3 y/o before he realized who he was speaking to , it was okay to say it to me (sarcasm) but our son is another matter .We straightened it out.

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we all could diagnose everyone else , one by one .Then we could just refer to ourselves by our diagnosis # . 'okay 124.a32 your getting out of line .Have you stopped taking your meds again?"

 

Hahaha. Too many with the same diagnosis though. It'd get confusing.

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My ex actually said this to our 3 y/o before he realized who he was speaking to , it was okay to say it to me (sarcasm) but our son is another matter .We straightened it out.

I just got a mental image of your H in his cammies pointing down at this little boy yelling "KEEP YOUR DICK SKINNERS IN YOUR MOUTH SON!!" Then watching his face drop as he realized what he did. ha ha ha

 

I can kind of understand though... they talk rough in the Marines, and you get used to conversing that way. Becomes normal, and almost a sign of kinship.

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hands - d1ck skinners.

mouth - coc* blockers.

god, he was classy.WTF was I thinking?

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I just got a mental image of your H in his cammies pointing down at this little boy yelling "KEEP YOUR DICK SKINNERS IN YOUR MOUTH SON!!" Then watching his face drop as he realized what he did. ha ha ha

 

I can kind of understand though... they talk rough in the Marines, and you get used to conversing that way. Becomes normal, and almost a sign of kinship.

I don't know, it did'nt help that the ex was from Bama either . I bet if it was his daughter ,not his son he would have been more careful with his words.

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hands - d1ck skinners.

mouth - coc* blockers.

god, he was classy.WTF was I thinking?

Oh oh! I get it the hands. not understanding the mouth as a coc blocker. Not sure I want to know....

 

Sorry about the above post, I re-read it and realized I screwed up and called him your H. Sorry about that. Should've read it more carefully.

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Oh oh! I get it the hands. not understanding the mouth as a coc blocker. Not sure I want to know....

 

Sorry about the above post, I re-read it and realized I screwed up and called him your H. Sorry about that. Should've read it more carefully.

oh no, don't feel bad he's the only h I'll ever have had .I learned an important lesson from him.I don't like marrige.:laugh:

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oh no, don't feel bad he's the only h I'll ever have had .I learned an important lesson from him.I don't like marrige.:laugh:

 

Yeah... I've been there. No rush to go there again. If ever.

 

But if I had the cuties you've got, I'd be pretty content. They must take after you. :)

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tinktronik
Yeah... I've been there. No rush to go there again. If ever.

 

But if I had the cuties you've got, I'd be pretty content. They must take after you. :)

Nope , I can see the tiniest bit of myself in my boys (their dadis mixed and pretty good looking).Im always so shocked when I notice something else of myself in them physically.Their dad can be a crude man to be with and a pain in the as$ , but he's trying really hard to be a good dad to them , so hey , as far as I'm concerned he's doing his job.

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ReluctantRomeo
It was meant to be.... and ReluctantRomeo - if I read the other threads correctly Typical is not in a relationship presently but she does seem to have been "bittered into full speed sarcasm" by one or several of the past ones.

 

Fair enough and thanks for the tip... on LS it's not always easy to spot the difference between parody and real life :lmao:

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