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I just went to the bathroom and my #2 was close to being colorless. Does that mean anything?

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alphamale
I just went to the bathroom and my #2 was close to being colorless. Does that mean anything?

yes, it means what you ate last nite was colorless :laugh:

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What I had last night was a lot of Petron Tequila and a total of 4 fish filets from McD's throughout the day.

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TeaCooler

i'm no pooh doctor, but to me, the brand of pooh diet makes the lack of colour makes sense, in your case.

 

 

do you feel okay?

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I do feel ok, thanks. I guess it was the combination of the colors of what I ate maybe. It just looked very strange.

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burning 4 revenge

Jimmy McGilvery took a colorless s***e n it was a sure sign o the HIV, ken.

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erika2610
Jimmy McGilvery took a colorless s***e n it was a sure sign o the HIV, ken.

 

That was pretty unnecessary there kid :rolleyes:

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alphamale
What I had last night was a lot of Petron Tequila and a total of 4 fish filets from McD's throughout the day.

Well F2BM, Patron is colorless tequila (my favourite BTW) and fish is white....so there you have it.

 

I guess it was the combination of the colors of what I ate maybe. It just looked very strange

no s***?!:lmao:

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Who the HELL am I to judge the color of your poop?

 

We all have our own individual poop color and no one, I mean NO ONE should judge us for that! We are all one people after all.

 

Please, STOP this insanity and obsession with color!

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What color was #1?

 

Never mind, I don't want to know.

 

It was colorless. We are ALL colorless! Do you not see that? (Well, I guess you wouldn't see that since it's colorless!:lmao: )

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pippen_2k

I never even look at it ... I have no interest in it whatsoever! lol

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alphamale
I never even look at it ... I have no interest in it whatsoever! lol

you should look at your phoo P_2K. It can tell you a lot. If you phoo is very dark it may have blood in it which means somethings wrong. If you phoo floats you are eating too much fat. You need to examine the consistency, texture and colour of you phoo daily to check for changes over time :laugh:

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westernxer
you should look at your phoo P_2K. It can tell you a lot. If you phoo is very dark it may have blood in it which means somethings wrong. If you phoo floats you are eating too much fat. You need to examine the consistency, texture and colour of you phoo daily to check for changes over time :laugh:

 

What should you do if it moves?

 

Never happened to me personally, but you never know...

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alphamale
What should you do if it moves?...

then you may have a tape worm and that is bad. see the head attaches itself to part of your intestine...the the body grows and when you phoo parts of the worm will come out of your anus. it's hard to get rid of cause you need to kill the head. nasty stuff. I think they can be like 5 to 7 feet long.

 

My dads' a gastroenterologist so i know this stuff :laugh:

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I knew some Americans in South America who had worms... at the time it freaked me out to hear about it, but I didn't have the courage to ask them while I was down there.

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My dads' a gastroenterologist so i know this stuff :laugh:

Oh, now that explains everything! ha! Ya really know your poop, alpha!

Floating poop means, too much fat intake? I thought all poop floated. :confused: Hmmm... something to think about.

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alphamale
Floating poop means, too much fat intake?

most phoo does not float. if you eat too much fat the body does not digest it all and it gets mixed in with your phoo which then floats. most types of fats (oil, butter, etc...) float in water.

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Spank'n'Rationality
then you may have a tape worm and that is bad. see the head attaches itself to part of your intestine...the the body grows and when you phoo parts of the worm will come out of your anus. it's hard to get rid of cause you need to kill the head. nasty stuff. I think they can be like 5 to 7 feet long.

 

My dads' a gastroenterologist so i know this stuff :laugh:

 

Good grief! That is so sick! You know, I was watching something on National Geographic that showed a man from a developing country who had a worm of some sort under his skin, and they had to pull it out through his leg. This thing was HUGE; it looked like an eel that was say three feet long. I almost died. This guy was turning red he was crying and screaming so much; thinking of worms under my skin and attached to my intestinal track makes me paranoid :sick:.

 

Oh, and to alphamale's comment: I thought that it was healty for your stool to float (hahaha, this thread reminds me of Oprah and that infomercial about detoxing that comes on periodically in the mornings :p).

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most phoo does not float. if you eat too much fat the body does not digest it all and it gets mixed in with your phoo which then floats. most types of fats (oil, butter, etc...) float in water.

 

The fact that you know all this stuff, explains a LOT!:p

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I just went to the bathroom and my #2 was close to being colorless. Does that mean anything?

What do you mean by colourless? White? Or do you mean you did a transparent poo? Because that would look pretty freaky. Perhaps you should post a pic of this transparent poo on LS. :laugh:

 

you should look at your phoo P_2K. It can tell you a lot. If you phoo is very dark it may have blood in it which means somethings wrong. If you phoo floats you are eating too much fat. You need to examine the consistency, texture and colour of you phoo daily to check for changes over time

Actually if your poo floats it is usually a sign that you are getting enough fibre in your diet. If you are eating too much fat, the poo will stick to the side of the bowl and have the consistency of industrial waste.

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burning 4 revenge

the op is full of s*** :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :):o :o :o:confused: :confused: :( :( :(

 

okay, well i'm full of s*** then

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whichwayisup

Hey Alpha! Time to bump up your poo thread from waaaaaay back.

 

This thread is making me laugh!

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the op is full of s*** :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :):o :o :o:confused: :confused: :( :( :(

 

okay, well i'm full of s*** then

 

Nobody would s*** you...you're the favorite turd...:bunny:

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