suga Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I never even look at it ... I have no interest in it whatsoever! lol Well I sure hope you look after you wipe!...LOL How else do you know when you are done? Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Nobody would s*** you...you're the favorite turd... I don't know what that means but thanx i guess??????? Link to post Share on other sites
suga Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 It means nobody is gonna bulls*** you...your welcome. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 anyone seen Robot Chicken on Adult Swim/Cartoon Ntwk?? Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Questions for the Poo Prof. ? So floating is caused by fat or fiber? What is the longest human turd on record? What is consider a healthy poop? short, long, bunny poo like? How many times should the avg. human poo per week? and hey peeps if your pets had or have worms (fleas too) good chance you do have them. I am exposed to dewormers weekly so I am clean Oh lets talk liver flukes too! UMMMM beef liver, onions, and flukes...... yummmmy! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Fun2BMe Posted May 8, 2006 Author Share Posted May 8, 2006 If you phoo floats you are eating too much fat. I started working a 2nd job so was away all weekend but I'm back. In any case, I was going to post about this and here is the answer already. This morning my #2 floated. Eventually it slowly started to sink a little bit. What I had yesterday was tea, coffee, a total of 4 slices of pizza without the crust - 2 in the afternoon, 2 in the evening, a chocolate bar, and a lot of alcohol. I too have heard that too much fat in the diet causes it to float, similar to how oil floats in water. I think the weight of the fiber is what would cancel it out and result in the sinking effect of the common stool. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Fun2BMe Posted May 8, 2006 Author Share Posted May 8, 2006 Perhaps you should post a pic of this transparent poo on LS. Too late to take a pic, already flushed down the toilet but that's a good idea. I should take pictures of my stools as a record and write down what I had eaten the day before in a caption beneath each one for analysis and diagnosis of what my diet is lacking. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Google smellypoop to get the facts on floaters! Dropping the kids at the pool and anal butter truth. Actually was entertaining and informative site about poop and a guide to pooping at work is included. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Google smellypoop to get the facts on floaters! Dropping the kids at the pool and anal butter truth. Actually was entertaining and informative site about poop and a guide to pooping at work is included. once when I was a kid I had the flu real bad and diarrhea too. I pooped in my sleep and woke up all covered in my own phoo. It was gross. It was all cold and liquidy with little clumps and it smelled real bad. The bed sheets and mattress were ruined. My mom was quite irate. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 once when I was a kid I had the flu real bad and diarrhea too. I pooped in my sleep and woke up all covered in my own phoo. It was gross. It was all cold and liquidy with little clumps and it smelled real bad. The bed sheets and mattress were ruined. My mom was quite irate. Wow you certainly gave me a great idea... what if one was to sneak poo into the bed of another person. Making them think they pooped the bed nightly in their sleep? Thinking to a little mixture of baking soda and water may pass off for the evidence of a wet dream.... Muhawhawhaw........ Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Thinking to a little mixture of baking soda and water may pass off for the evidence of a wet dream.... Muhawhawhaw........ if you take your own solid stools A4A and put them in the blender with some water and hershey's chocolate syrup. then frapee for about 30 seconds. once to proper liquid consistency you can add corn niblets just for effect Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 if you take your own solid stools A4A and put them in the blender with some water and hershey's chocolate syrup. then frapee for about 30 seconds. once to proper liquid consistency you can add corn niblets just for effect Even if they did not eat corn they will adopt the poo as their own..... who would deny poo parentage if found in their own bed? Link to post Share on other sites
erika2610 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 What a lovely conversation for first thing in the mornin Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 What a lovely conversation for first thing in the mornin Why yes it is. And I am trying to decide if I want to partake in that last piece of choc. cream pie for breakfast. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Why yes it is. And I am trying to decide if I want to partake in that last piece of choc. cream pie for breakfast. i love talking about phoo Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i love talking about phoo OMG the poo pole! Have you ever accidently left a turdle in the toilet to have it be discovered by another? You know that one little kid you dropped at the pool that just is a loner and does not want to leave the bowl!! Damn those low flow toilets..... this happened to me ...... H thanked me for the gift I left him. I blamed it on the dog of course! :lmao: That bastard leave turdles and I just flush em without a word, but again I cannot bring myself to use a toilet occupied by a turdle. It must be flushed or I cannot use the toilet. Link to post Share on other sites
blind_otter Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I just went to the bathroom and my #2 was close to being colorless. Does that mean anything? Common conditions associated with colorless stool include viral HEPATITIS and Cirrhosis of the liver. Please see a doctor ASAP. Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Damn those low flow toilets..... this happened to me ...... H thanked me for the gift I left him. I blamed it on the dog of course! :lmao: I've left a floater before and just try to flush again only to have it stay! Gave up and walked out of the stall after 2 tries. Once I had one of those long ones that just won't go down. Left it for the next person. :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Once I had one of those long ones that just won't go down. Left it for the next person. :lmao: thats the worst when you see someone else's dump in the toilet maybe one day they'll invent a pill so that your phoo won't smell anymore. then....when someones asks you if you think you're better than them cause your s*** don't stink you can answer "Yes" Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I don't need a pill 'cause my s*** really don't stink! Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 My farts are odorless...... they are!! Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 My farts are odorless...... they are!! Mine are odorless and silent. Nya, Nya! Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Mine are odorless and silent. Nya, Nya! mine are like elephants trumpeting I can fart the tune Old McDonald had a farm........ mass consumption of bean burritos is needed to get to the second verse tho Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 My farts are odorless...... they are!! Mine are odorless and silent. Nya, Nya! potential future line from a4a: touche! Oh great... the start of a new fetish site. farting women dot xxx :rolleyes: women... can't live them, can't live without them... You two are funny! Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 there now I have made a point to mention sex in this thread so it keeps up to standards! SEX. Link to post Share on other sites
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