Colorless Stool

[Touche]

there now I have made a point to mention sex in this thread so it keeps up to standards!

 

SEX.

 

Screw you!

 

(There now, I have made a point to throw in a personal attack to keep up the rest of the standards!)

[a4a]

Screw you!

 

(There now, I have made a point to throw in a personal attack to keep up the rest of the standards!)

 

Studies show that holding in a fart can damage your bowels. Harvard U 1996 flatuence and bowel disorders. google it.

 

(now I have thrown in the factual study as well that is needed in each thread)

[Touche]

Studies show that holding in a fart can damage your bowels. Harvard U 1996 flatuence and bowel disorders. google it.

 

(now I have thrown in the factual study as well that is needed in each thread)

 

Well, for every link and study you mention I can find a thousand that say it's HEALTHY to hold it in.

 

(Had to throw in the argumentative component)

[kitkat826]

I had issues once with my bowels and so at the age of 22 was sent to have a colonoscopy.

 

I had to do the fast and drink the nasty liquid in order to cleanse my bowels beforehand. I figured I had gotten it all out as I had followed all of the rules to a "t".

 

There were many memorable moments from that minor surgery; being stuck ten times in the same arm while the nurse found my vein for the anasthetic, having to walk around the clinic in a hospital gown, slippers and hair net among people three times my age, and waking up in the middle of the event as the tube hit a bend in my colon.

 

But the real highlight had to be opening my eyes in a daze half way through and seeing a bunch of yellow stuff being shown on the tv screen hanging on the wall...I asked the doctor what it was with my slurred speech, and he replied in all his doctor seriousness..."It's poo".

 

I then passed back out again.