GoodAndBad Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 My man wants me to talk "dirty" to him....and I want to do it for him. Only, never know what to say really...have it all in my head, just can't make the words come out. What should I do??? Is there a book or something I can get?? Link to post Share on other sites
Agent M Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 If you already have it all in your head, maybe imagining that you're in a different scenario or place might help. Imagine you're auditioning for a movie or something. Anyway, once you get started, it'll just flow after a few sessions. You might just like it. Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 It might be awkward at first and sound kind of forced to your ears but after awhile it will come more naturally and won't be as awkward. Link to post Share on other sites
Agent M Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 I have another idea. You could start by saying things that are less "dirty" and more complimentary, like "you know just how to touch me", etc. etc. Link to post Share on other sites
933KJL Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Give me a call 410-BAD-TALK Link to post Share on other sites
Guest001 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Not sure of your age but you could alway watch a porn movie and see how they do it. or Start out with things that arent too harsh like.... (lol I cant belive Im typing these) You like that? You like that dontcha? Oh yeah! Whats my name, whats my name (LOL I still love this one) Whos _______ is this? Is this your _______? ______ me! My heart wont let me go further, Im beet red at the moment. 8P As cartman says, just say it with athorata. When he answers you always say yeah, and/or yeah you like that. Whats even better is listen to what he says and repeat it in a question. Keep it in your mind that your just asking a question to what he just said. That way he'll know your following his lead and if he wants something said he can just say it himself. After those a few times and its comfortable to you then you can say it anytime you want. Sounds like its not the fact of saying it, you just dont want to say anything that you feel is stupid, or whatever it is that your mind cant get past. You can do it!!! Bite your lip, grit your teeth and let it fly. 8P Link to post Share on other sites
ronnieromance Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 You can try to learn in a group setting. It might take some of the stress and need to be "on" off of you. And, by group setting I mean a chatroom. LOL WebDate has some chatrooms with lots of people on it. The conversations typically take on a wittier, more banter-like shade to filthy, foul-mouthed wenchery. You know, I don't usually condone foul mou---Oh sorry. Got a little carried away. -R- Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 My man wants me to talk "dirty" to him....and I want to do it for him. Only, never know what to say really...have it all in my head, just can't make the words come out. What should I do??? Is there a book or something I can get?? - Oh, baby, I love your dick! - Yeah, f*** me like that... mmmmm... - You like taking my pussy? - You're so good! - It's so hard! - Grab my ass/tits! - I love feeling your big dick inside me... You get the picture. If he wants to talk dirty, he should start first. But obviously he knows about it as much asa you do. Grab his you-know-what when he least expects. Sit across him with a mini skirt so he can see your cute panties... that will make you feel like a "bad girl" and you might be inspired verbally too. Link to post Share on other sites
Author GoodAndBad Posted June 6, 2006 Author Share Posted June 6, 2006 Thanks everyone for the great advice and ideas...will keep them all in mind. I guess my biggest problem is not knowing just (the right words) what to say and a bit ....well a lot....nervous of sounding stupid. Guess I just gotta jump into it, give it my best; and like with everything, pratice makes perfect! Link to post Share on other sites
Tim'sAngel Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This thread reminds me of a funny story. Me and the SO were doing our thang. I did something that made him moan so I said "Did you like that" he misheard me and said "I love you too baby" ROFL I wanted to laugh sooooooooooooooooo bad but didn't want to kill the mood. So I waited till we were done and laughed my ass off. He laughed to though, we still joke about it Link to post Share on other sites
Tim'sAngel Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Thanks everyone for the great advice and ideas...will keep them all in mind. I guess my biggest problem is not knowing just (the right words) what to say and a bit ....well a lot....nervous of sounding stupid. Guess I just gotta jump into it, give it my best; and like with everything, pratice makes perfect! You won't sounds stupid. He will love it trust me!! Maybe practice some sexy phrases while he is away Link to post Share on other sites
ronnieromance Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This thread reminds me of a funny story. Me and the SO were doing our thang. I did something that made him moan so I said "Did you like that" he misheard me and said "I love you too baby" ROFL I wanted to laugh sooooooooooooooooo bad but didn't want to kill the mood. So I waited till we were done and laughed my ass off. He laughed to though, we still joke about it So the angel has horns? ROFL -R_ Link to post Share on other sites
Tim'sAngel Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 So the angel has horns? ROFL -R_ /\_/\ o o O Muahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Author GoodAndBad Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Well....tonights the night...I'm gonna do it....I'm gonna talk dirty to my bf..lol. He's away....is a lot, why I want to be able to do this for him...so when I call him tonight, I'm gonna "blow" his mind!! Since I can do it in person!! lol Anyways, I'm just gonna suck it up and do it.....I'm such a loser....even took all day to think about what to say and even wrote it all down. May be a little easier if I have a "cheat" sheet!! lol Only until I get the hang of it of course..and we're on the phone, so it's not like he can see me reading off a peice of paper!!! thanks again....and wish me luck!!! Hopefully I won't sound like a total moron!! lol Link to post Share on other sites
Tim'sAngel Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Well....tonights the night...I'm gonna do it....I'm gonna talk dirty to my bf..lol. He's away....is a lot, why I want to be able to do this for him...so when I call him tonight, I'm gonna "blow" his mind!! Since I can do it in person!! lol Anyways, I'm just gonna suck it up and do it.....I'm such a loser....even took all day to think about what to say and even wrote it all down. May be a little easier if I have a "cheat" sheet!! lol Only until I get the hang of it of course..and we're on the phone, so it's not like he can see me reading off a peice of paper!!! thanks again....and wish me luck!!! Hopefully I won't sound like a total moron!! lol Good luck!! And you are not a loser!! You are totally the opposite. At least you aren't frigid and your not telling your bf "I am not going to talk to you like your whore!!" Or something stupid like that!! Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Good luck! Tell us how it goes! Tell him what you're wearing (make sure it's something sexy.) Tell him that you're really wet just thinking about what he could be doing to you right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim'sAngel Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Good luck! Tell us how it goes! Tell him what you're wearing (make sure it's something sexy.) Tell him that you're really wet just thinking about what he could be doing to you right now. Or even if your wearing his big tshirt and some baggy gym shorts, tell him your taking off your red and black lace bra and throwing it on his pillow... he won't know the difference Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Or even if your wearing his big tshirt and some baggy gym shorts' date=' tell him your taking off your red and black lace bra and throwing it on his pillow... he won't know the difference [/quote'] That was funny TA. I was thinking that...I mean we've all done it right? Tell our SO's on the phone or on line that we're wearing something completely different from what we're REALLY wearing! Hell, why ruin the fantasy, right? And let's face it, sweats and a baggy T-shirt with old barbecue stains on it is just NOT sexy! Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ...And let's face it, sweats and a baggy T-shirt with old barbecue stains on it is just NOT sexy! Actually that can be sexy as hell. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Just read enough posts here on LS. We are a bunch of horndogs. Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Actually that can be sexy as hell. I think it depends on who's wearing it! Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Just read enough posts here on LS. We are a bunch of horndogs. Speak for yourself Rid! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 I think it depends on who's wearing it! Or the kind of BBQ sauce.. I prefer a texas style Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Speak for yourself Rid! So are you denying it then? Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Or the kind of BBQ sauce.. I prefer a texas style So if it's North Carolina style, it's not sexy? Link to post Share on other sites
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