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You know what my mom used to say about me?

 

All the brains in the world but not an ounce of common sense!

 

Yeah, and I am a blonde, too.

 

Double whammy for me!

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Lol...it's good to hear I have so much more in common w/ you ladies than a MM. hehe. Thanks for the good distractions!

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Hey RC!! I just heard the first good news of the day.

 

Cutsy pie is in the studio recording his next cd!! WooHooo! Never be soon enough for me!!:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

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You know what my mom used to say about me?

 

All the brains in the world but not an ounce of common sense!

 

Yeah, and I am a blonde, too.

 

Double whammy for me!

 

Well I'm blonde too! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

So CHEERS!

 

Bye the way MO, you know what is said.....

 

Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes get more done! :D :D :D

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Hey RC!! I just heard the first good news of the day.

 

Cutsy pie is in the studio recording his next cd!! WooHooo! Never be soon enough for me!!:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

 

Okay Blonde moment.....Duh...

 

Who is Custy pie???:o

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Oh Lord! Cutsey pie is that face you're looking at right now!!!!! (look left)!!! Who else?????

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Oh Lord! Cutsey pie is that face you're looking at right now!!!!! (look left)!!! Who else?????

 

So are you telling me Custy pie is yourself??? because all I see is the big name in red "MOVINON"......lol

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You can't see Keith's face anymore??????

 

NO!

 

But now that I know your talking about MY Keith...that's fabulous news!!!

 

I wonder what kind of lyrics he wrote for Nicole???

 

Probably went something like this.....

 

Oh Nicole, we shared our time

But now I must say good-bye

I have met someone new

Her name is Lori, the OW, don't be blue.........

 

la....la...la....... *laughing*

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They have a watercooler forum for threads like this..

 

Not being negative but you posted this in the wrong forum

You know Art, you don't have to participate if you don't want to. But I think that we are in a forum where many of us just need a laugh with each other. Aside from you, I don't see anyone else complaining.

 

We may just have a coffee shop moment where one of us just comes in here and say, my xMM did this and that... making each other laugh without judgement is a form of support. So if you don't like this thread being in this forum, then skip it when you see it around.

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NO!

 

But now that I know your talking about MY Keith...that's fabulous news!!!

 

I wonder what kind of lyrics he wrote for Nicole???

 

Probably went something like this.....

 

Oh Nicole, we shared our time

But now I must say good-bye

I have met someone new

Her name is Lori, the OW, don't be blue.........

 

la....la...la....... *laughing*

 

I don't get it. Didn't you see it when I first put it on here and said He's mine, all mine?? Iwantohope saw it!!

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I don't get it. Didn't you see it when I first put it on here and said He's mine, all mine?? Iwantohope saw it!!

 

I saw it a few times, but now its gone!!!

 

Careful MO....those are fighting words...HE'S MINE!!! *laughing*

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embarassing story about me...

 

hmmmm.... there's so many.

 

Once I went to a dinner with a new brown sweater on. It was a fall evening, chilly outside but inside the venue, it was really warm. Under the sweater, I had this tank top... since I was feeling warm, I told the people at the table to please excuse me, but I'm really warm so I'm going to take off my sweater. When I took it off, I good all these weird looks around the table. I'm thinking are my nipples showing through my shirt? WTF is going on? Meh, I'll just continue plucking away at my food. A couple of minutes later, my friend pulled me aside and said, 'um... <insert name here>, did you shave today? You know... under your arms?' and I said, you know I'm meticulous about s*** like that... why? So she said raise your arm and take a look. I did and I turned bright purple! My sweater shed and because I was so warm, some brown fuzz stuck to my armpits and I looked like a hairy monster!! I was soooo embarassed!

 

Anyway, I went back to the table after I cleaned up and said, 'sorry, that was my 5 o'clock shadow... its gone now'... every one cheered and we continued a night of fun.

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embarassing story about me...

 

hmmmm.... there's so many.

 

Once I went to a dinner with a new brown sweater on. It was a fall evening, chilly outside but inside the venue, it was really warm. Under the sweater, I had this tank top... since I was feeling warm, I told the people at the table to please excuse me, but I'm really warm so I'm going to take off my sweater. When I took it off, I good all these weird looks around the table. I'm thinking are my nipples showing through my shirt? WTF is going on? Meh, I'll just continue plucking away at my food. A couple of minutes later, my friend pulled me aside and said, 'um... <insert name here>, did you shave today? You know... under your arms?' and I said, you know I'm meticulous about s*** like that... why? So she said raise your arm and take a look. I did and I turned bright purple! My sweater shed and because I was so warm, some brown fuzz stuck to my armpits and I looked like a hairy monster!! I was soooo embarassed!

 

Anyway, I went back to the table after I cleaned up and said, 'sorry, that was my 5 o'clock shadow... its gone now'... every one cheered and we continued a night of fun.

 

*laughing*

 

That's halarious! I would never had guessed that!

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RedNeck Love Poem

 

Susie Lee done fell in love;

She planned to marry Joe

She was so Happy 'bout it all

She told her Pappy so.

 

Pappy told her, Susie gal,

You'll have to find another.

I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,

But Joe is yo' half brother.

 

So Susie put aside her Joe

And planned to marry Will,

But after telling Pappy this,

He said, "there's trouble still".

 

You can't marry Will, my gal,

And please don't tell you' Mother,

But Will and Joe, and several mo'

I know is yo' half brothers.

 

But Mama knew and said, my child,

Just do what makes yo' happy.

Marry Will or marry Joe.

You ain't no kin to Pappy!!!

 

*LAUGHING*

 

Oh, and just for the record...NO! I did NOT write this! I'm SHARING this!

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Walking away

Movinon,

 

I see him! God, he is good looking, too! Too bad the rest of you can't see him!

 

Too bad, so sad! :)

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Movinon,

 

I see him! God, he is good looking, too! Too bad the rest of you can't see him!

 

Too bad, so sad! :)

 

Okay, so now I see him again!!!

 

But then I never did loose sight of MY Keith baby!!:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Unfortunately, I now have something to add to this thread.

 

Here's your laugh for the day at my expense!

 

I have poison ivy spreading on my hands and I can't clean my hoo haa properly because I'm afraid I'll get it there too!!!!!!!!!!!!:o :o

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Unfortunately, I now have something to add to this thread.

 

Here's your laugh for the day at my expense!

 

I have poison ivy spreading on my hands and I can't clean my hoo haa properly because I'm afraid I'll get it there too!!!!!!!!!!!!:o :o

 

OMG!!!! *on the floor*

 

I guess you have to pay a visit to the local drug store and buy some surgical gloves......lol

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See now, why can't I think of something as logical as that!! I can be such a duh!!!!!!! I knew someone would come to my rescue!!! Thanks a heap!! lol!!!

 

the thing is also that I'm touching everything, including the courier's, fedex, ups guys' pens. my boss' computer. Let alone everything at home around my kids!! I think I'd better buy a carton of those gloves!!!

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See now, why can't I think of something as logical as that!! I can be such a duh!!!!!!! I knew someone would come to my rescue!!! Thanks a heap!! lol!!!

 

the thing is also that I'm touching everything, including the courier's, fedex, ups guys' pens. my boss' computer. Let alone everything at home around my kids!! I think I'd better buy a carton of those gloves!!!

 

*laughing* A carton is a good idea!

 

Hey MO, do we have a date tonight? I can't remember. :rolleyes:

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*laughing* A carton is a good idea!

 

Hey MO, do we have a date tonight? I can't remember. :rolleyes:

 

Well that all depends if I don't have a date. I've got a few irons in the fire right now!!;) Most likely, it'll be you and me again!! lol! (Which is not a bad thing, hunny!!):laugh:

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Don't want to TJ Unknowing's thread, so I'll just say here, I'll talk to you guys later. Work is extremely busy right now. Have a good day y'all!

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Well that all depends if I don't have a date. I've got a few irons in the fire right now!!;) Most likely, it'll be you and me again!! lol! (Which is not a bad thing, hunny!!):laugh:

 

I'm excited! I'll keep my fingers crossed that you don't! *laughing*

 

Bad, bad "selfish me"!!

 

Should you be available, say around 8:00 my time? I have a few things to get done before I sit behind my window to the world.....lol

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