Shopping Girl Posted November 9, 2001 Posted November 9, 2001 Subject: Prayer for women Now i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long One who thinks before he speaks, when he promises to call, he won't wait weeks I pray that he is gainfully employed and when i spend his cash won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair& opens my door massages my back and begs to do more Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind knows just what to say when I ask " how big's my behind? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempts to shag my bestfriend And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the sh*t head you sent me instead
MercyRose Posted November 9, 2001 Posted November 9, 2001 That was hilarious! Really made me laugh )) Thanx!!
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