Shopping Girl Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 Subject: Prayer for women Now i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long One who thinks before he speaks, when he promises to call, he won't wait weeks I pray that he is gainfully employed and when i spend his cash won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair& opens my door massages my back and begs to do more Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind knows just what to say when I ask " how big's my behind? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempts to shag my bestfriend And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the sh*t head you sent me instead Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 How about a prayer for men, please??? Link to post Share on other sites
MercyRose Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 That was hilarious! Really made me laugh )) Thanx!! Link to post Share on other sites
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