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I prefer not to pick. But I should mention that I don't like moustaches.

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I prefer not to pick. But I should mention that I don't like moustaches.

 

yeah, it seems like only gays and despots wear mustaches

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Facial hair is hot. :p What Hitler had wasn't a moustache and doesn't deserve the name. It was a smudge.

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I cannot stand facial hair.... I will take Judas.

 

Besides Judas would probably be more fun on a date.

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as long as it's just a date and you don't get your feelings involved. the only thing you can count on with judas is that he'll eventually betray you

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as long as it's just a date and you don't get your feelings involved. the only thing you can count on with judas is that he'll eventually betray you

 

Yeah but that is the fun..... you know the drama involved. Keeps it hot!

 

I might consider tongue twisting with hitler if he could shave the stache and wear something with sequins...... maybe heels?

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the question is moot because hitler was asexual.

 

 

There was a docu. on not long ago.... "Hitlers Women"........ I wanted to watch it but missed it.

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the question is moot because hitler was asexual.

 

He was also into scatology, from what I read.

 

His previous wife committed suicide, and the autopsy showed she was still a virgin. Not quite sure about the specifics... been awhile since I read about it.

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He was also into scatology, from what I read.

 

His previous wife committed suicide, and the autopsy showed she was still a virgin. Not quite sure about the specifics... been awhile since I read about it.

 

 

Was he the scator or the scatee?

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There was a docu. on not long ago.... "Hitlers Women"........

I saw it....it was one hour of a blank screen. Hitler wasn't interested in women.

 

He was also into scatology,

what's dat? :p

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Was he the scator or the scatee?

 

Definitely the scatee. Experts say it was due to self-loathing.

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I saw it....it was one hour of a blank screen. Hitler wasn't interested in women.

 

 

:p

 

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

Ok I will stick with Judas :lmao:

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Definitely the scatee. Experts say it was due to self-loathing.

 

Interesting......

 

I love this kinda info....

 

(ut oh..... what kinda weirdo does that make me?) :lmao:

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I saw it....it was one hour of a blank screen. Hitler wasn't interested in women.

 

 

what's dat? :p

 

People who like to poo or be pooed upon by others...... sweet huh. :lmao:

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Interesting......

 

I love this kinda info....

 

(ut oh..... what kinda weirdo does that make me?) :lmao:

 

Check out The Sex Life of Food. A great book with references to all sorts of people and cultures.

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People who like to poo or be pooed upon by others...... sweet huh. :lmao:

um, yeah, I think Hitler was a bit strange...

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um, yeah, I think Hitler was a bit strange...

 

 

Do ya think? :lmao: :lmao:

 

Now I am starting to wonder what a hot date with Kim Jong Il would be like :eek: :eek: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

I think he is a little strange too....... just a little :lmao: :lmao:

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Conversation between young german ladies:

 

Mary: Hey Betty I met this guy.

Betty: Do I know him?

Mary: His name is Adolph, he has the cutest little hair ball on his lip.

Betty: Really, are you two getting serious?

Mary: Well he invited me over to poop on him this weekend.

Betty: Oh that is exciting. What are you going to wear?

 

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Betty: Oh that is exciting. What are you going to wear?

Mary: A very short mini-skirt and no panties :laugh:

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is it true that hitler had one testicle? and that he was impotent? i wonder if viagra could haved save europe fifty million lives.

 

i googled hitler and defecation and found that the idea of hitler's obsession with poop came from a book by a german-american psychiatrist who published it in 1943. this was at the height of the second world war and could of been pure propagandistic b.s.

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His previous wife committed suicide, and the autopsy showed she was still a virgin. Not quite sure about the specifics... been awhile since I read about it.

 

 

uh.. dayum.. I didn't know they check your chooch.. when doing an autopsy..

 

must remind myself to die with my legs closed..

 

by the way.. if I'd had to pick.. i guess i'd go with judas.. he seems less er.. gross.. I guess.

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