Guns... this one's for you.

[uksurfer]

The Trouble With Women And Maps.

 

”Turn left”, you told me, and I probably turned right.

“U-turn here!” So I went straight on at the lights.

At the roundabout, you wanted me to go all the way round.

But I likely swore, and yelled that the map was upside down.

 

“About ten miles ahead, there’ll be a T-junction”.

I didn’t hear you clearly. I must have missed that instruction.

“We’re coming up to dual carriageway now”, you said.

But that one, too, just drifted right over my head.

 

One time you informed me, “there’s a crossroads along here”.

But all that did was confuse the crap out of me.

Soon after, you told me to watch my speed on this road.

It just sounded to me like you were speaking in code.

 

It’s clear to me now that you were giving me directions.

To you and your heart. But I just couldn’t follow them.

All I did was drive in circles, around and around.

(And I apologise for yelling that the map was upside down.)

 

But I’m listening now. I’m alert, lucid, and awake.

I know when to speed up. I know when to brake.

I know when to turn left. When to turn right.

And now I’m sure I could find my way to your heart blind. And at night.

[DieselPWR]

I like that.

[KittenMoon]

Print this out, make copies, and distribute it to every male alive.

 

(Did you write this, or is this lyrics or somewhat?)

[Gunny376]

That about sums it up! Nice work! Printing that on off to go into "Tha Book Of Things I've Always Need To Remember! Thanks

 

Guns

[uksurfer]

Print this out, make copies, and distribute it to every male alive.

 

Damn good idea.

 

(Did you write this, or is this lyrics or somewhat?)

 

Yep, I wrote it. Guilty as charged.

[Gunny376]

I'm impressed!

 

"Tha Book" by the way is getting to be encylopedic!