Asafan Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis. Where the F*** do you get this S*** from? Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Hah! I love you. YOu are a strange mnix of manly maleness and feminine femininity. I still need to mop the floor. Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis. :lmao: :lmao: oh my god I am in my late thirties and thought I knew quite a bit about sex...... this is a new one to me :lmao: laughing so hard it friggin..... hurts......... who the hell really does this...... come on admit it if you are a donkey puncher or donkey punchee....... ouch...... cant stop. laughin. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I am still laughing....... omg.......... "hee haw- you biotch take that" *pawhack* Link to post Share on other sites
hotgurl Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 That is awesome...disturbing but awesome. Donkey Punch = something men do to inhance their orgasm. While doing a woman doggie style...just before you cum you punch them in the back of the head or the back and makes them clinch up which causes them to squeeze their love muscle and inhancing the man's orgasm. Now while the clinching up part sounds nice I think punching them is a bit extreme but kind of funny to picture. That sounds unpleasant. I think if any one did that to me I might give them oral and than bite down really hard. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Another good is the Flamming Dragon. While the woman is sucking off the man just as he starts to cum he slaps on her the back of the head and it makes her shoot cum out of her nose. Thus the flamming dragon name. Link to post Share on other sites
blind_otter Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Where the F*** do you get this S*** from? the urban dictionary. it's quite fascinating. I've always had a love affair with the vernacular, as crass as bibliophiles may find it. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I may do this to the H, can I donkey punch him in the face right before he cums? Will it have a desirable effect? Link to post Share on other sites
lindya Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Hah! I love you. YOu are a strange mnix of manly maleness and feminine femininity. I still need to mop the floor. Thank you, Otter. Between you and me, I've often thought that I'd make an excellent dominatrix. Except that this.... Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis makes me want to cry. So maybe it's not my calling after all. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Another good is the Flamming Dragon. While the woman is sucking off the man just as he starts to cum he slaps on her the back of the head and it makes her shoot cum out of her nose. Thus the flamming dragon name. OMG......... I so need this......... :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
hotgurl Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Tudor That's horrible. Spearm out the nose I guess it's ok as long as I'm the one doign the hitting. Ouch talk about injury sex! Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Do they make porn with punching donkeys and flaming dragons and screaming monkeys? I so don't want to see it, yet so do want to at the same time... Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 That is awesome...disturbing but awesome. Donkey Punch = something men do to inhance their orgasm. While doing a woman doggie style...just before you cum you punch them in the back of the head or the back and makes them clinch up which causes them to squeeze their love muscle and inhancing the man's orgasm. Now while the clinching up part sounds nice I think punching them is a bit extreme but kind of funny to picture. If anyone ever did that to me I would mace them . Seriously .I would mace them and then wait till they were okay , then mace them again. Link to post Share on other sites
hotgurl Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 If anyone ever did that to me I would mace them . Seriously .I would mace them and then wait till they were okay , then mace them again. I wonder what mace does to ones penis. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 If anyone ever did that to me I would mace them . Seriously .I would mace them and then wait till they were okay , then mace them again. :lmao: love it..... picturing it now..... this thread is killing me........... Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 For the record I have not performed any of these but I would love to see someone do it. LOL. I can just see it now...tapping that @ss from behind and then POW..right to the back of the head. Girl.."WTF!!!" Guy..."dude...there was this big @ss cock roach, I totally saved your life" LOL Link to post Share on other sites
blind_otter Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Well you guys, if the donkey punch is administered correctly you knock the chick out. So I guess he could always lie and say a piece of ceiling fell onto her head. Or a lamp flew off the nightstand, they must have a poltergeist! Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I wonder what mace does to ones penis. I pray to never have to find out .In this instance though , I think the question would be "i wonder what lighter fluid would do to the penis." If some man punched me in the back of the head , I would annihilate him , I don't care if I could spell it or not .Sheesh , guys ...where do you get this stuff from? Link to post Share on other sites
lindya Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I pray to never have to find out .In this instance though , I think the question would be "i wonder what lighter fluid would do to the penis." If some man punched me in the back of the head , I would annihilate him , I don't care if I could spell it or not .Sheesh , guys ...where do you get this stuff from? Mace? It's illegal in the UK...but I guess it's always worth trying the black market. I think I'll get hold of a cannister and cunningly disguise it at the back of my head. That way, if a guy ever tries to donkey punch me, he'll knock himself out. Then - after I've disentangled myself (assuming the punch achieved the desired effect on my vaginal muscles) I'll put on a pair of 6 inch spiked heels, roll him onto his back and do a little tap dance on his face. Not that I believe in violence, but sometimes you have to be firm to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Mace? It's illegal in the UK...but I guess it's always worth trying the black market. I think I'll get hold of a cannister and cunningly disguise it at the back of my head. That way, if a guy ever tries to donkey punch me, he'll knock himself out. Then - after I've disentangled myself (assuming the punch achieved the desired effect on my vaginal muscles) I'll put on a pair of 6 inch spiked heels, roll him onto his back and do a little tap dance on his face. Not that I believe in violence, but sometimes you have to be firm to be fair. Your f...ing avatar is killing me lin. Link to post Share on other sites
lindya Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Your f...ing avatar is killing me lin. I want you to imagine that avatar doing the thing I described (ie with the mace and the high heel "facial"). Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Why do men cheat with less attractive women than their partners? I think you give men too little credit on which criteria they use when choosing a sex/love partner. When we assume that they are superficial in their choices and the only criterion they use is physical beauty, you derive no other conclusions in your mind but ask yourself why with a less attractive woman? It's the same type of reaction as: "Look at this couple - she is average and he is hot!" So what? Attractiveness doesn't measure with physical beauty. Sex appeal is enough to attract someone's attention, but not enough to keep it. Dogs will cheat on the most beautiful women. And any guy can get get disappointed in a beautiful woman if they are incompatible in other areas. I think the right question would be: his GF/wife is wonderful in every aspects, so why is he cheating on her with a total loser? In this case, I think it's either insecurity or lack of love/respect. Also many men have the mentality of cheating being normal cuz "everyone does that." In most cases, it's lack of scrupules. They just don't feel like they're doing anything wrong. They don't feel guilty so what's stopping them from following their basic instincts? Certainly not a beautiful girl at home. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I pray to never have to find out .In this instance though , I think the question would be "i wonder what lighter fluid would do to the penis." If some man punched me in the back of the head , I would annihilate him , I don't care if I could spell it or not .Sheesh , guys ...where do you get this stuff from? it is called a screaming monkey. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 In this case, I think it's either insecurity or lack of love/respect. Also many men have the mentality of cheating being normal cuz "everyone does that." In most cases, it's lack of scrupules. They just don't feel like they're doing anything wrong. They don't feel guilty so what's stopping them from following their basic instincts? Certainly not a beautiful girl at home. They are hardwired to do so...... they cannot help it..... they have to dip the wick in anything that walks..... they are visual so that makes them have to do it...... Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I do have a picture of a Donkey about to be punched in my profile...... Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I do have a picture of a Donkey about to be punched in my profile...... LOL...just now saw that when you mentioned it. Talk about confidense...that little dog is back there saying..."ya, take that baby" Link to post Share on other sites
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