blind_otter Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 They are hardwired to do so...... they cannot help it..... they have to dip the wick in anything that walks..... they are visual so that makes them have to do it...... Hahahaha. I doubt my ex put that much thought into it. More like, he saw easy p*ssy, so he took it. You know. Fortune favors the bold, carpe diem and all that baloney. Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 it is called a screaming monkey. :lmao: a bid bald screaming evolved monkey .I wonder if it would make the ooohhhooohhh aaahhh aaaahhhh ...noise? :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 :lmao: a bid bald screaming evolved monkey .I wonder if it would make the ooohhhooohhh aaahhh aaaahhhh ...noise? :lmao: I think it would resemble a marshmallow whilst roasting it over an open flame........ you know when they catch and fire and you shake the stick to put out the flame but the damn marshmallow flies off the stick into the lap or shirt of some bystander........ Hell I had a flamer hit a guy in smack in the eye once..... Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Hahahaha. I doubt my ex put that much thought into it. More like, he saw easy p*ssy, so he took it. You know. Fortune favors the bold, carpe diem and all that baloney. not many guys want to bother with hard p*ssy...... too much work. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 not many guys want to bother with hard p*ssy...... too much work. P*ssy is supposed to be soft and wet...not hard! Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 P*ssy is supposed to be soft and wet...not hard! true but it must have GRIP ABILITIES! Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I think it would resemble a marshmallow whilst roasting it over an open flame........ you know when they catch and fire and you shake the stick to put out the flame but the damn marshmallow flies off the stick into the lap or shirt of some bystander........ Hell I had a flamer hit a guy in smack in the eye once..... We are some embittered women today A ...so so embittered. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 We are some embittered women today A ...so so embittered. nah I am just jaded....... Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 You girls are scaring my peter. Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 You girls are scaring my peter. Awww , your wenis is safe whit us T. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 You girls are scaring my peter. oh Tudor I respect and love your penis and would never set it on fire. Unless you did do the donkey punch or spurting dragon thing to me. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Thanks Tink and a4a. I promise to never donkey punch or flamming dragon either of you! Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Thanks Tink and a4a. I promise to never donkey punch or flamming dragon either of you! sob sob , tudor ...thats the sweetest thing any man has ever said to me . Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 sob sob , tudor ...thats the sweetest thing any man has ever said to me . See tink I told you there is power in using threats of genital mutilation. Link to post Share on other sites
TUDOR Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 See tink I told you there is power in using threats of genital mutilation. The power is in what rests between your legs and every woman knows it and uses it! P*ssy Power! Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 See tink I told you there is power in using threats of genital mutilation. Oh my , you were right ...fear ...it works . :lmao: Im in fear for my penis...said the man in court , yet the judge was a woman and did not understand......................................Disclaimer: Tink is unballanced today and no statement reflects her actuall opinions or the opinions or her psychologist. Link to post Share on other sites
Marcus as the Peanut Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Most men and women cheat down , for the reason that it gives them A false sense of control. Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Most men and women cheat down , for the reason that it gives them A false sense of control. Marcus as the penut , what a name .Your anwser while making sense is not nearly as hillarious as the current topic of conversation .What happened to this thread?It exploded. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Marcus as the penut , what a name .Your anwser while making sense is not nearly as hillarious as the current topic of conversation .What happened to this thread?It exploded. wait I can see how Mr. Peanuts comment can be related to donkey punching. Of course in my state of mind a Junior Mint Candy could possibly hold the answer to the question "what is the meaning of life?" Link to post Share on other sites
Outcast Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 So let's recap: bisexual women don't understand why their former partners cheated with women that they themselves would not sleep with. It should be a given that 'attractive' is subjective. Some people think Mick Jagger is hot What a surprise that people would find the women their men cheated with 'ugly' Sour. Grapes. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Pink Amulet Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 LOL :lmao: You guys are absolutely hilarious! Do I get an award for creating the quickest moving thread? and I didn't even have anything to do with it p.s I can't believe you guys haven't heard of a donkey punch! There is another one... I am not sure what it's called but she is facing you and just as you are about to cum, you shove something down her throat and rotate it until she vomits, in turn, her vagina contracts violently and you get the warm sensation of vomit in your genital reason In regards to the topic, I would say it has more to do with the amount of attention, and appreciation a less attractive woman can give the man. Link to post Share on other sites
Tenorman Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Don't know which gender's hang up it is - perhaps both - but a man may feel that a less attractive woman is more willing to fully express herself in all facets (and thus enable him to do so as well) than a beautiful woman who might bind herself up too much in her own beauty (or find herself bound up by the male's reverence). This being said the ladies on loveshack don't seem to have any trouble expressing themselves;). Link to post Share on other sites
Author Pink Amulet Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 Haha. Yes, you can throw that theory out the window I can see how this could apply to some women (friends) though... Link to post Share on other sites
UnknowingOW Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I was cheated on once.... she was a chunk and a half greasy slob with a 5 grade education and 12 year old mentality... oh well hope they are lving in bliss They were very much alike in the brains dept. looking back now. What is odd is that several "unfortunate looking" women have tried to hit on my current H. I wonder if they chase men taken by more "fortunate looking" women so it makes them feel better in an odd sense? Dear God...don't tell me that's the pic of her you have as your avatar!!! :p Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Dear God...don't tell me that's the pic of her you have as your avatar!!! :pThat's the picture of the furtunate-looking a4a. I met her in person. She looks better in person though and has lost 10 lbs since this pic was taken. Link to post Share on other sites
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