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I know that most of my guides are written for men. This one is written for women. I'd say the best chance you have for getting a guy to marry you is to withold sex from him. That's right just cut him off from sex. That will inflame his desire to marry you. That is another alternative besides giving him the ultimatium to marry you or break up.

 

Witholding sex works better than ultimatiums. I think this rule should apply when you get upset and he does something you don't like. Punish him not by breaking up with him but by cutting him off from sex for 2 months.

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Just thinking that the post would sound okay if GrinningManiac had written it.

 

I guess I can still hope you are being sarcastic. :)

Or posting on Loveshack out of boredom.

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HokeyReligions

Please get some professional help. Counseling and therapy are nothing to be ashamed of.

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I know that most of my guides are written for men. This one is written for women. I'd say the best chance you have for getting a guy to marry you is to withold sex from him. That's right just cut him off from sex. That will inflame his desire to marry you. That is another alternative besides giving him the ultimatium to marry you or break up.

 

Witholding sex works better than ultimatiums. I think this rule should apply when you get upset and he does something you don't like. Punish him not by breaking up with him but by cutting him off from sex for 2 months.

 

That may work in your zip code, but where I live a man who gets cut off by his woman will simply find another one...simple as that. A woman who becomes passive agressive or uses sex to manipulate is a woman most men want to steer far away from.

 

Giving women this kind of advice does them a great disservice, in my opinion. The better thing to do, I feel, is to communicate directly and work things out. If two people have to play these kinds of games, they will go through hell in marriage.

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What Tony said.

 

Please get help John. You seem like a decent guy but you have some really twisted ideas. I think you're pulling our collective legs though.

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I know that most of my guides are written for men. This one is written for women. I'd say the best chance you have for getting a guy to marry you is to withold sex from him. That's right just cut him off from sex. That will inflame his desire to marry you. That is another alternative besides giving him the ultimatium to marry you or break up.

And that'll convince him you're frigid! Deep down inside, every man wants a frigid wife.

 

(And ladies, if you just enjoy sex too much to give it up, you can probably pick up some guys at the local bar while you're "cutting off" the one you love.)

 

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Witholding sex works better than ultimatiums. I think this rule should apply when you get upset and he does something you don't like. Punish him not by breaking up with him but by cutting him off from sex for 2 months.

I learned here on LS that you can get a Pocket Pu**y. It's reusable too. Maybe that will get you by for the next 2 months :)

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I'm a man giving advice to women on how to get their man to marry them. I normally would not do this but I have lost respect for the majority of men in america. That's right I don't respect alot of the men on these boards.

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I'm a man giving advice to women on how to get their man to marry them. I normally would not do this but I have lost respect for the majority of men in america. That's right I don't respect alot of the men on these boards.

 

I doubt anyone cares if they have your respect. You need to respect yourself first - do you care if people don't respect you?

 

As someone else said -any woman who would stoop to such sophmoric and dishonest tricks isn't worth marrying. It won't last, or if it does it won't be pretty or satisfying.

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I doubt anyone cares if they have your respect. You need to respect yourself first - do you care if people don't respect you?

 

As someone else said -any woman who would stoop to such sophmoric and dishonest tricks isn't worth marrying. It won't last, or if it does it won't be pretty or satisfying.

 

 

No I don't care if you don't respect me. I don't need your respect. I already have respect for myself. Getting respect from others is not my primary goal in this existence.

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I know that most of my guides are written for men. This one is written for women. I'd say the best chance you have for getting a guy to marry you is to withold sex from him. That's right just cut him off from sex. That will inflame his desire to marry you. That is another alternative besides giving him the ultimatium to marry you or break up.

 

Witholding sex works better than ultimatiums. I think this rule should apply when you get upset and he does something you don't like. Punish him not by breaking up with him but by cutting him off from sex for 2 months.

 

It's not an honest thing to do - Either a man withholding sex from a woman or a woman withholding sex from a man. If two people are inlove and want to get married, then they'll get married. But, to play a game (with holding sex IS a game of some sense - It's all about control) and "get" the man to marry you by with holding sex is immature.

 

Honestly, if you want a loving relationship and marriage is going to happen at some point - Just love the person you're with and be happy together. Meaning compromising, being less selfish, more giving. Letting your partner BE who they are and enjoy life.

 

A relationship which leads to marriage is not a "test".

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I speak for myself when I say that I would want my girlfriend to withold sex from me if there was something she wanted that I was not giving her. That might be just what I need. Maybe I'll learn a lesson if she denies me for 2 months.

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whichwayisup

But, why not just talk about it?

 

Are you saying that if you're not meeting her needs she should have the right to withhold sex from you, John? Because that is a game of control...It's a sneaky way of manipulating someone into a situation but not in a malcious way...Yet it's still a ploy to get what someone wants.

 

If you two are having issues, TALK about it. Sort it out and admit each of your parts in the why's things may not be so good.

 

Not too sure how old you are, but most people I know don't go around thinking "withhold sex for afew months" so I'll get what I want.......... Life is too short to play those sorts of games.

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Oh there'd be a great relationship! A woman tricking a man into marrying her and a man stupid enough to fall for it :rolleyes: You could only hope they wouldn't propagate and contribute more of same to the species.

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Ok so, in your other thread, when your girlfriend witheld sex from you for a few days on her period because she wasn't in the mood, you didn't ask her to marry you, you accused her of cheating and then said you were going to stop having sex to teach her a lesson...

 

:confused: Um... ok... Good to see your theory doesn't even work on you. Glad to see you know what you're talking about. :rolleyes:

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Ok so, in your other thread, when your girlfriend witheld sex from you for a few days on her period because she wasn't in the mood, you didn't ask her to marry you, you accused her of cheating and then said you were going to stop having sex to teach her a lesson...

 

:confused: Um... ok... Good to see your theory doesn't even work on you. Glad to see you know what you're talking about. :rolleyes:

 

 

LOL. Exactly what I was thinking.

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actually, although I might be causing contoversy, I do sometimes with hold sex from my BF if I want something and it ALWAYS works. Only thing is, is that he does it to me too and it ALWAYS works for him as well!! It IS a game, but its one that we both KNOW we are playing with eachother and we have a little giggle about it in the end. I definitely would NOT with-hold sex from him if I wanted to do something as important as get married - that's insane! If you haven't got a solid enough relationship to actually be able to talk to your other half about wanting to get married then you should not get married anyway.

 

Leopard Print - love your investigative work on John's previous thread. Laughed my head off when I read that!! Good Work!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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I speak for myself when I say that I would want my girlfriend to withold sex from me if there was something she wanted that I was not giving her. That might be just what I need. Maybe I'll learn a lesson if she denies me for 2 months.

 

Wait a second. Are you one of those "I only have sex on major holidays" guys?

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You could only hope they wouldn't propagate and contribute more of same to the species.

 

I think it's actually a beautifully Darwinian solution. If he convinces his own girlfriend/wife to do this, John will have earned himself a Darwin award.

 

Same goes for any couple that thinks this is a good idea. More power to you!

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I never would have thought it would be the way to go, but dont you remember the old saying, "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?"

 

Those women who are not giving it away have far better chances of getting proposed to, or anything else.

 

However you may feel about the idea, the truth is, like it or not...it works.

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I never would have thought it would be the way to go, but dont you remember the old saying, "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?"

 

 

That theory could only potentially have a chance of working if it was NEVER given away before... But does not work if it was given and then yanked away. The farmer just sends the cow to the slaughter house when the milk dries up.

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That theory could only potentially have a chance of working if it was NEVER given away before... But does not work if it was given and then yanked away. The farmer just sends the cow to the slaughter house when the milk dries up.

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

true on both counts! Thus the farming term : "replacement heifer"

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I've had sex with held from me in a relationship, and that's just cruel. If it's sickness related, or emotional problems, that's one thing.. but to do it just to get your selfish wants met is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Not how I want to start a life long commitment together.

 

Maybe John-o here is attempting to sabatoge women so that he can vindicate himself for his misplaced anger at them.

Convert them with twisted logic, and then poison them with bleech laden cool aid.... :laugh::rolleyes:

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I've had sex with held from me in a relationship, and that's just cruel. If it's sickness related, or emotional problems, that's one thing.. but to do it just to get your selfish wants met is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Not how I want to start a life long commitment together.

 

Maybe John-o here is attempting to sabatoge women so that he can vindicate himself for his misplaced anger at them.

Convert them with twisted logic, and then poison them with bleech laden cool aid.... :laugh::rolleyes:

 

The sex weapon is like nukes..... last resort in the relationship war.

 

John needs to write a book...... I think it may sell very well as a "what you should never do in a relationship" guide. :lmao:

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The sex weapon is like nukes..... last resort in the relationship war.

 

John needs to write a book...... I think it may sell very well as a "what you should never do in a relationship" guide. :lmao:

 

With a sequel... "anything better than this is fantastic".

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