HokeyReligions Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 are you two still celebate? My husband has a disability the precludes sexual activity and we both don't fit in his wheelchair together. Link to post Share on other sites
penkitten Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 my hubby and i are on different shower schedules. he does 1st of the morning and i do the last of the night. its what we are most comfortable with. so anytime that we have a chance to run off and jump in at the same time means something, and we get frisky. Link to post Share on other sites
quankanne Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 anytime that we have a chance to run off and jump in at the same time means something I am served notice when he says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth" and it's not quite bedtime ... :laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 RP, can you explain the answer to your riddle? Hahah! read it from behind! (from right to left, like Hebrew) Link to post Share on other sites
luvstarved Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Sigh, well I have a LOT of memories that I miss BUT... I really never got much action in the shower anyway with my H, although he used to get a fair amount...when I lived in an apartment when we were dating, I had one of those big fiberglass walkins with built in seats on either side of it and that used to be quite entertaining. Now we have a nice big whirlpool with glass shower doors, put in two years ago, and it hasn't had any fun yet. Ooops, except that one time I was in there alone and set the jets to HIGH. I have a lot of work to do on him... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Hahah! read it from behind! (from right to left, like Hebrew) OOOOHHHH YOU! I'm shaking my fist at you. I feel so foolish now! I actually went to look this up and wanted a translation from Macedonian or whatever the heck language I thought it was to English. I found something close in some African language but it wasn't quite making sense. I think it translated to "I'm out of toilet paper" or something. I mean it just didn't make sense in the context here. You got me good on that one! Ok, so what are you saying? No more showers with hubby now that you're married? Link to post Share on other sites
FredTravels Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Me: Honey, can I join you in the shower since I need one too? H: Hmmm..well you like the water much hotter than I do...I don't know. Me: Ok, well if you don't want to..just thought we'd do something different for a change. H: Ok, but only if I can have the water the way I want it. Me: Ok, fine. So we get in the shower. Me: AAAAAHHHH, it's FREEZING in here! Go over there by the wall and let me get this warmed up. Here is the problem. You invite yourself into his space. He realizes that you will probably change the dynamics of it---temperature. Says he wants to have it the way he wants you agree and then bitch at him for having it the way he likes it! Showering together is overrated unless you have one of those huge showers with dual heads Link to post Share on other sites
Pink Amulet Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Showering together is overrated unless you have one of those huge showers with dual heads We have a completely useless shower downstairs that has about one meter between the two shower heads... just clicked what it is for! I always figured if you are showering with someone you would want to be close and intimate... it always feels more like a highschool locker room to me when I use it! I took a picture for you (yes I am that bored) http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/9555/amuletsstupidshowertm0.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Here is the problem. You invite yourself into his space. He realizes that you will probably change the dynamics of it---temperature. Says he wants to have it the way he wants you agree and then bitch at him for having it the way he likes it! Showering together is overrated unless you have one of those huge showers with dual heads Yeah, I'm just a selfish bytch! And yes, dual heads WOULD be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
a4a Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Yeah, I'm just a selfish bytch! And yes, dual heads WOULD be nice. on the same man or at the same time? :bunny: Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 on the same man or at the same time? :bunny: At the same time. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Touche Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 On the same man AND at the same time! Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 OOOOHHHH YOU! I'm shaking my fist at you. I feel so foolish now! I actually went to look this up and wanted a translation from Macedonian or whatever the heck language I thought it was to English. I found something close in some African language but it wasn't quite making sense. I think it translated to "I'm out of toilet paper" or something. I mean it just didn't make sense in the context here. You got me good on that one! Ok, so what are you saying? No more showers with hubby now that you're married?Hahahahah! You went out of your way to solve the puzzle. Well I've realized long time ago that the smarter you are the more complicated solutions you seek and can't see the obvious in front of your nose. Of course, the observation was made on myself. Well sometimes we do take showers together and it's fun, but not pumped up with sexual energy as when we dated. The good news is: I know that the first time we met, he saw me 90% as a sexual object. Now he loves the whole me. Ummm... how bad is that? Who cares about the showers anyway? It's just soaping and rinsing your body. Stupid movies! Next thing they will inject in our minds that pooping together and holding hands is romantic! Think of something original that's romantic only to you and him. Romance is boring. The silly things are the stamps of a fun marriage. E.g. I shake hubby while he pees and he exclaims: "Whoa, honey! I'll pee the toilet seat!" He bites my butt sometimes while I am making sandwiches for the kids. We tease each other and make fun of one another. My advice: go silly! Link to post Share on other sites
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