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What are some of the best pick up lines that you have used or heard? What was the other partners reaction?

 

Used: loved that book, love your dog, love your dog/voice/shirt/drawings, neat work, impressive lecture, what about a cup of cofee/an icecream/a cigarette?

The very same kind of things I would say if I wasn't interested in the guy and was just in a friendly mood. :D

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CrushedOrgans

a guy was hitting on me at a club (when i used to go to clubs) and i said "actually, i kind of have my eye on that guy" (who was standing within ear shot of the guy hitting on me.)

 

so the other guy heard me, came over to ask what was going on, we started talking and voila.

 

maybe that's not so much a "pick-up line", but in my experience, saying something fairly normal and natural will work better than "could i borrow a quarter, my mom told me to call home when i fell in love..." :lmao::rolleyes:

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SoCalCatman72
Most successful pick-up line ever:

 

"I have money."

 

How about "Want to go for a ride in my Ferrari"?

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My personal favorite.

 

Me: Did you know there are 276 bones in the human body?

 

Her:Why no, I didn't?

 

Me:Want to make it 277?????;)

 

Does a boner count as a bone? :eek:

(Anyway, it's 206.:bunny: )

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Love the responses that you guys/girls are putting. Some are very hilarious. Thanks for making my afternoon with a smile and a laugh.

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My personal favorite.

 

Me: Did you know there are 276 bones in the human body?

 

Her:Why no, I didn't?

 

Me:Want to make it 277?????;)

:lmao: Even if you got slapped for that one, it'd be worth it!!! :lmao:

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Well, being an asian man who's not into asian women :p , how about;

 

Me: Wow, you're gorgeous, got any asian in you?

 

Her: No

 

Me. Want some? :D

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The only one that ever caught my attention was:

 

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

Clever without being frustrating.

 

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The only one that ever caught my attention was:

 

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

 

Clever without being frustrating.

 

 

 

 

That is a lil sexy to tell a girl that...:D

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That is a lil sexy to tell a girl that...:D

 

Is it? :confused:

 

The Worst of the Worst!

 

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

 

"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"

 

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

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Well, being an asian man who's not into asian women :p , how about;

 

Me: Wow, you're gorgeous, got any asian in you?

 

Her: No

 

Me. Want some? :D

 

and the other way arround?

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I was hoping to read some cheesey yet romantic pick up lines? I think if a guy came up to me flaunting his money as a " pick up line ". I'd feel disprespected and grossed out yes grossed out.

 

what hasn't everyone told you tonight"

 

haha thats funny and very clever

 

Is your dad a robber, because he stole all of the stars and put them in your eyes. Okay pickup lines do not work they just are stupid and cheesy and girls are aware of what pick up lines are for...

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Okay pickup lines do not work they just are stupid and cheesy and girls are aware of what pick up lines are for...

agreed LM...the best pick-up line is "Hi...my name is _____", delivered with confidence, a smile, and eye contact.

 

Works for me! :laugh:

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Yes alpha but I sure hope its not anything close to the frown and frunt on that birds face haha jk

 

I bet your pick up line if having one would be as a joke? Which would be good. Cause really how can anyone take pick up lines serious???

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Godsproperty777

Some Christian pickup lines:

  • Nice Bible
  • You know Jesus?! Me, too!
  • God told me to come talk to you.
  • I know a church where we could go and talk.
  • How about a hug, sister?
  • Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
  • What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
  • The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." So how about dinner?
  • You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
  • You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight?
  • Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  • Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
  • Nice bracelet. What Would Jesus Date? Oh, I mean "Do."
  • Do you believe in divine appointment?
  • Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
  • You know, they say that you've never really dated until you date a Christian.
  • Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
  • Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
  • Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11
  • I am here for you
  • My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name.
  • I just don't feel called to celibacy.
  • Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
  • I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.
  • What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?
  • You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)
  • You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.
  • I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
  • Before tonight, I never believed in predestination...
  • Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical. And the number one Christian pick-up line...
  • I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight. ;)

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