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Not mine..... mine are rounded firmly packed and the object of desire....:lmao: :lmao: I named them left one is Pride and right one is Joy. They are not milk producing organs unless forced to become that...... which will never happen...... ewwwwww..... that thought is :sick:

 

sucking fluid out of another human.........

 

men have udders...... they just are flat unless they had man boobs.

 

If kids could come in eggs like birds and the H could lay the egg and take care of it until the age of 10 I might consider kids. :lmao:

 

It needs to hatch and start pecking around for it's own meals. :lmao:

:lmao: That is tooo funny!

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HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! That's so funny

 

 

 

Oh don't you hate it when people say, "Oh, when you're ready...you'll want one someday. You'll change your mind. You just wait and see"

 

 

 

i hate that as well.

 

i have actually, in a half-joking way, had this conversation with a woman i knew who would always tell me i would change my mind about children, that i "wanted them but just didn't realize it yet." like she was my dod-gamn grandmother. anyway...

 

her: hey crushed, george and i took a pregnancy test a few weeks ago...we wanted to wait until we were absolutely sure, but we went to the doctor, and yup, we're pregnant!

 

me: oh, you'll change your mind. please let me know if there's anything i can do.

 

her: *puzzled* no...we're happy...we've been trying actually and...

 

me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...that's right, i always forget that just because i don't want kids doesn't mean everyone feels like i do. how rude of me. congratulations.

 

 

 

 

she got it after that. her kid is gorgeous and she leaves my uterus in peace.

 

 

 

 

 

*the part of "her" should be read in an extended, sing-songy, up-talky voice.

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