honeybunch2k5 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Not mine..... mine are rounded firmly packed and the object of desire.... :lmao: I named them left one is Pride and right one is Joy. They are not milk producing organs unless forced to become that...... which will never happen...... ewwwwww..... that thought is sucking fluid out of another human......... men have udders...... they just are flat unless they had man boobs. If kids could come in eggs like birds and the H could lay the egg and take care of it until the age of 10 I might consider kids. It needs to hatch and start pecking around for it's own meals. That is tooo funny! Link to post Share on other sites
CrushedOrgans Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! That's so funny Oh don't you hate it when people say, "Oh, when you're ready...you'll want one someday. You'll change your mind. You just wait and see" i hate that as well. i have actually, in a half-joking way, had this conversation with a woman i knew who would always tell me i would change my mind about children, that i "wanted them but just didn't realize it yet." like she was my dod-gamn grandmother. anyway... her: hey crushed, george and i took a pregnancy test a few weeks ago...we wanted to wait until we were absolutely sure, but we went to the doctor, and yup, we're pregnant! me: oh, you'll change your mind. please let me know if there's anything i can do. her: *puzzled* no...we're happy...we've been trying actually and... me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...that's right, i always forget that just because i don't want kids doesn't mean everyone feels like i do. how rude of me. congratulations. she got it after that. her kid is gorgeous and she leaves my uterus in peace. *the part of "her" should be read in an extended, sing-songy, up-talky voice. Link to post Share on other sites
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