Summer2000 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I am trying that whole on line dating too, and I went out with a man last night, he was cute and all, but I did not really feel anything.. On line dating is scary... Have you ever went out on a date with someone you thought was pretty and then that person looking completely different? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 I've had blind dates where I wished *I* was blind. -tp did NOT steal that joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Summer2000 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 that is too funny, so how do you handle that when you see them? I need to take notes. Link to post Share on other sites
AriaIncognito Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Little? Jenn? DS? Anyone want to refute my size? lol (that really sounded wrong) lol -tp 300+ lbs. of raw sex. yeehaw. but funny? hell yeah. Hmmm, well if you are referring to his stature, I dont think he qualifies as "little". If you're referring to any other area, I can't comment as I'm in the "friend" category, and haven't peed in a bush with him to see it that way either...lol Jennifer (FW in case you forgot, SB) Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 It's ok....."he's" been on vacation for almost 4 months now.... *sighs* -tp suffering from beaver fever Link to post Share on other sites
dr strangelove Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Watch I will write something brillant, and it will be lost in the sea of mediocrity Dude you know I dont think anyone has been through more bad break ups then me.. so.. The next one of the "just wasnt into it" chicks comes along shag her ok! Or just hang out with her.. as an activity partner Stop waiting for your mary jane peter parker fantasy to come true.. I remember this one time.. ah skip it.. Im kind of in the same boat as you..so I read your post and I feel for you (awwwww..stop that nonsense now!) So ya I do these dates and im not into it and they arent but extra stuff happens and we both end up feeling a bit better and more at ease.. And its a good way to get your mojo back. trust me thats why I havent posted any "at deaths gate revisited" type crap I used to btw RAW SEX.. does that taste anything like sashimi ? No more sighs big guy.. !! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 Thanks, man... I do appreciate that. I actually wasn't physically attracted to the girl I went out with last night, though she was very cool to talk to.. Yes, she'll definately be an "activity partner" of sorts, I'm sure....I just doubt of the sexual nature. All I really need (right now), is one good, hot night of sweaty fun to "get my groove back".... put everything in perspective, I guess. I'm just not good at the "one night stand" stuff... I get emotionally attached too easily, I guess.... I guess I need to meet a woman who is more sexually aggressive than I am..... Might be hard. But then again... ....it already is. *boing!* lol Anyone wanna come over and play? *shrugs* Worth a shot. lol -tp a hard man that's good to find Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 that is too funny, so how do you handle that when you see them? I need to take notes. Well... If I'm afraid my blind date will be a real...umm........ecch... This is what you do... Have them meet you at an "all you can eat" restaurant.....preferably one where you pay FIRST..... Once you can't handle it anymore, excuse yourself to get some more egg rolls.... ....and run out the door. -tp all you can eat plenty to share Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 TP: I love the blind dates!!! Been doing it on Lavalife for some time now. I actually met my ex on that site! BUT- I have had some nightmare dates....we're talking "Alice in Wonderland" situations.... including a guy who actually followed me into the ladies bathroom and stood outside the stall while I was peein'. Yeah, there's more to that story.... I was sitting there and I saw his big shoes! I've had three blind dates in the past couple weeks- one of them (although too young for me) I am pretty sure I'll shag at one point! So, keep up with it- the more you date, the better your odds of getting something that you want! hehe. Deeeeeeee-Lish Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 .... including a guy who actually followed me into the ladies bathroom and stood outside the stall while I was peein'. (in Quagmire's voice): OH GOD! Giggity Giggity Goo! :) Maybe as a Canadian, he was "standing on guard for 'thee" lol I've had three blind dates in the past couple weeks- one of them (although too young for me) I am pretty sure I'll shag at one point! Damn... I need to find me a Canadian chick! They put out! :) -tp pointin' North Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 ahhhhh, you're always good for a laugh! You gotta make it to date #5 or #6 to get a shag though.... And if I REALLY like someone, I'll wait longer! The loser that followed me to the bathroom was checking to see if I was trying to leave, like crawl out the bathroom window! truth be told- the window was too small! We were in a pub at an open mike night and the MC was centering me out to compliment me....and my date freaked out and threw a temper tantrum, got super jealous. I'd known him an hour at that point.....AN HOUR!! PSYCHO!! haha. I have date #2 with the youngin' tonight. No shagging- but perhaps some heavy petting... MEOW!! :-) D "still love the ex, but someone else can pet me for a while" Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 ahhhhh, you're always good for a laugh! Hey, at least I'm good for something! You gotta make it to date #5 or #6 to get a shag though.... *counting on toes* How many is that in American? .... I have date #2 with the youngin' tonight. No shagging- but perhaps some heavy petting... MEOW!! :-) Well, 4 more dates until you go from playing like cats to playing like dogs, huh? giggity! -tp woof;) Link to post Share on other sites
dr strangelove Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Canadian chicks put out? Not sure about that one... Grasshopper your path to enlightment starts in your head, not in your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
dr strangelove Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Actually I heard this thing about american women believing canadian guys (like myself) to be a real catch because they were willing to go "downtown" Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 Canadian chicks put out? Not sure about that one... Grasshopper your path to enlightment starts in your head, not in your pants. Well, can I just cut out the middle man? -tp Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 Actually I heard this thing about american women believing canadian guys (like myself) to be a real catch because they were willing to go "downtown" .....Must be all the seafood in the diet. -tp cunning linguist with a voracious appetite Link to post Share on other sites
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