jonesgirly Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 If he told me that he could not live without watching me have sex with a horse while dressed as a clown and simultaneously licking his chocolate covered organ This visual is SO bad, I'm trying to scratch my eyes out.............. Link to post Share on other sites
carmaenforcer Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Yeah luvstarved, I am not a cheater, never been. Not that I can't because I'm a pretty good looking guy, and the opportunities are always there but I am one of those people obsessed with fairness and so can't in all good conscience. Man luvstarved, you sound freaky, in a good way. I love going down, although my Wife wont let me do it to her because she doesn't want to feel obligated to return the favor. You and I should hook up and cancel our problems out. J/K unless your into it, otherwise, J/K... Link to post Share on other sites
everlong Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 "If my husband told me that he could not live without more anal sex, then I'd be bottoms up. If he told me that he could not live without watching me have sex with a horse while dressed as a clown and simultaneously licking his chocolate covered organ, well, I'd either tell him to go find someone else to do that or it would be HELLO DIVORCE COURT, it would kinda depend on the specifics." constant craving, er, i mean, luvstarved - i love yer sense of humour! i believe this is the second time you mentioned 'clowns' in a post - hmmmm, planning on running off and joining the circus are u? lol Link to post Share on other sites
Author luvstarved Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Yeah luvstarved, I am not a cheater, never been. Not that I can't because I'm a pretty good looking guy, and the opportunities are always there but I am one of those people obsessed with fairness and so can't in all good conscience. Man luvstarved, you sound freaky, in a good way. I love going down, although my Wife wont let me do it to her because she doesn't want to feel obligated to return the favor. You and I should hook up and cancel our problems out. J/K unless your into it, otherwise, J/K... Um carma, thanks for the thought, but let's not forget the topic here! And I hope you are referring to my freaky sense of humor...otherwise you need to reread my post and realize that I am NOT up for the horse thing, no matter how hung they are. Well I sympathize with all who are not having their needs fulfilled. I admit that as of this writing I am still one of them but again working my way back to a normal sex life. When I had my big blowup with my H (which I perhaps should call the "F**k me or else" talk, but let's not get too crass) he actually ASKED me "well if we do have sex, do you expect me to give you oral?" And I was like, I'm not trying to get greedy here, but you never seemed to mind before and he said "well I know but I feel differently about it now" WTF????? I asked him last week in the course of the next talking phase what he meant by that but he is still being uncomfortable on the subject and didn't really answer, just the same stuff about having to let things "evolve", etc so we will see. He hasn't even let me do that to HIM "to completion", only to "get the ball rolling" as needed... So things aren't interesting enough for me yet but I have no intention of whipping out a list of sexual demands at this point. I just hope that the "evolution" he is talking about is shorter than the one from ape to man... Point is, you don't have to beat someone over the head with "eXtreme Honesty" or expect too much too soon, but if you aren't moving in that direction, you're either going nowhere or going the wrong way. And cheating in any form to me is beyond counterproductive. "Not only will I not share my deepest feelings with my spouse, but hey. Why don't I set up a secret self-indulgent life that will utterly crush them when they discover it? Then I can have an even more miserable marriage or no marriage at all, and exist henceforth in a vortex of shame and guilt!!" BRILLIANT! I KNOW people say they have tried to communicate their desires, but I really do wonder if the point has been made strongly enough and if it has, why do you stay with someone who doesn't care enough about you to make SOME effort, compromise, or SOMETHING? Maybe you think it is easy for me to say since my H IS making an effort, but do not forget that I was fully prepared to leave if he didn't! I might be on here a year from now admitting that I was full of s**t but that's my very strong opinion right now... Link to post Share on other sites
Author luvstarved Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 constant craving, er, i mean, luvstarved - i love yer sense of humour! i believe this is the second time you mentioned 'clowns' in a post - hmmmm, planning on running off and joining the circus are u? lol Wow - HOW do I change my screen name? I'd really like to! ConstantCraving. I like it, even though kd lang ain't my thang. I do not recall previous mention of clowns in a post. However, I will ponder this potential fixation and report any findings. Offhand, I believe it could be due to my unexpected enjoyment of a Shriner's Circus a couple of years ago. Or else it is somehow related to the utter disappointment I felt when sitting on the lap of a bourbon-soaked Santa, nappy gray beard dangling from one ear, in my youth. Trying to grasp at the frayed straws of shattered childhood myths. I admit that clowns always seemed all clean and fun on tv, but the ones I saw in real life always gave me that smarmy "carny" impression... Sigh! Guess something in there speaks to my inclusion of a clown image in a repulsive sexual fantasy. Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Guess something in there speaks to my inclusion of a clown image in a repulsive sexual fantasy. Where is Art_Critic at a time like this! hehe! Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Sigh! Guess something in there speaks to my inclusion of a clown image in a repulsive sexual fantasy. It just so happens that I'm open for all engagments.. Can I bring Mr Wiggles along ? Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 LOL! I brought Mr Chuckles to check out your clown comments....Had to...lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Author luvstarved Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 It just so happens that I'm open for all engagments.. Can I bring Mr Wiggles along ? Does Mr. Wiggles like chocolate? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Does Mr. Wiggles like chocolate? He happens to only like Vanilla... But I like Chocolate... Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Hey there! How about a change of subject? Link to post Share on other sites
Author luvstarved Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 He happens to only like Vanilla... But I like Chocolate... Well then leave Mr Wiggles out of it. The fantasy only included chocolate, but Happy Licking! Better you than me! Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Does Mr. Wiggles like chocolate? He likes horses too, So I hear....Oh no, sorry, that's a4a... Hey there! How about a change of subject? Too much for ya J? Well then leave Mr Wiggles out of it. The fantasy only included chocolate, but Happy Licking! Better you than me! Stay strong Luv. You're gonna be OK. Link to post Share on other sites
Author luvstarved Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Hey there! How about a change of subject? It's called thread entropy and is hard to reverse. I'm game for a new subject. Why don't you start a new thread??? I think this one's a goner. Link to post Share on other sites
Author luvstarved Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Stay strong Luv. You're gonna be OK. Was mad that I didn't get to the gym today but I think my abs just got a pretty good workout... laughing my abs off? Link to post Share on other sites
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