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well, i think if you're not feeling horny then fooling around with someone else's genitals just feels gross and ridiculous

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well, i think if you're not feeling horny then fooling around with someone else's genitals just feels gross and ridiculous

 

well at times I don't feel like giving the H a back rub or rubbing his feet :sick: (I don't dig feet).......but I do so because I want to make him happy. Then the end result I feel good because I did something to get a "happy reaction" from him...... moans, thanks, or ummmms..... means I made him happy :)

 

and my desire to make him happy out weighs my gross factor attitude.

 

Now licking his chocolate star will not happen...... but I guess if that really was the thing that made fireworks go off for him I may try to satisfy that need based on the idea that it makes him happy, and really how big of a deal is it anyway...... it would be worth it as long as it causes no physical or emotional harm. The idea of licking a poop chute makes me gag...... but who knows I may do it one day. :lmao:

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well at times I don't feel like giving the H a back rub or rubbing his feet :sick: (I don't dig feet).......but I do so because I want to make him happy. Then the end result I feel good because I did something to get a "happy reaction" from him...... moans, thanks, or ummmms..... means I made him happy :)

 

and my desire to make him happy out weighs my gross factor attitude.

 

Now licking his chocolate star will not happen...... but I guess if that really was the thing that made fireworks go off for him I may try to satisfy that need based on the idea that it makes him happy, and really how big of a deal is it anyway...... it would be worth it as long as it causes no physical or emotional harm. The idea of licking a poop chute makes me gag...... but who knows I may do it one day. :lmao:

 

Chocolate star? That's way more information than I wanted to hear.

 

I would hope you'd be like the other poster and charge premium dollars for enduring those kinds of atrocities.

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Chocolate star? That's way more information than I wanted to hear.
Gotta love it, it's almost as funny as Lovestruck referring to her "moo moo.":lmao:
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Chocolate star? That's way more information than I wanted to hear.

 

I would hope you'd be like the other poster and charge premium dollars for enduring those kinds of atrocities.

 

 

I charge reg. customers $45 for the initial lick, every lick there after is an additional $4.50. Now I have a fast tongue so my earning potential on one chocolate star is about $165.00 per minute. Chocolate Star Club members do get a discount and can earn reward points for free earned club licks...

 

I do also offer a cheaper service known as "piece of raw liver star rubbin' "

Prices start at $25.95 for the first 5 minutes with an addditional charge for the piece of liver at market cost during the time of service.

 

I know this is off topic....... but dag gone this thread needs chatter of liver and stars..... and a little giggle.

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Now licking his chocolate star will not happen...... but I guess if that really was the thing that made fireworks go off for him I may try to satisfy that need

 

I'm trying to think of something wet and slightly slimy (to resemble a tongue) that you could warm up in the microwave beforehand. His back would be turned anyway.

 

Oh sorry - I see you've got it covered already

 

I do also offer a cheaper service known as "piece of raw liver star rubbin' "

 

In my defence, time just seemed to freeze over as I read the words "licking his chocolate star" - so I didn't read the rest of the thread properly.

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His back would be turned anyway.

 

 

Actually, you are in between his legs while licking the chocolate star, ladies, not behind him. :p;)

 

Or so I'm guessin'...:bunny:

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In my defence, time just seemed to freeze over as I read the words "licking his chocolate star" - so I didn't read the rest of the thread properly.

:lmao: :lmao: yeah, it's like reading holocaust statisitcs. you're looking at a few symbols on a screen and interpreting their meaning in your mind, but the images overload and dissapear and you just kind of go blank

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Actually, you are in between his legs while licking the chocolate star, ladies, not behind him. :

 

What a beautiful sight that description conjures up.

 

Does anyone else ever feel that blindfolding during sex is less of a BDSM preference, and more just an aesthetic necessity at times?

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What a beautiful sight that description conjures up.

 

Does anyone else ever feel that blindfolding during sex is less of a BDSM preference, and more just an aesthetic necessity at times?

:lmao:

 

Actually, I wouldn't call blindfolding either one. It's neat the way it forces you to pay attention to the other senses.:bunny:

 

And for the record, I'd prefer people stay away from my chocolate star, thank-you-very-much.:sick:

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goodness I had no idea the chocolate star could garner so much attention.

 

The mysterious orifice that one rarely even views on their own body - without the aid of a mirror.

 

This deserves it's own thread as I feel our anal chatter is off topic and obviously is of great interest to the masses.

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Does anyone else ever feel that blindfolding during sex is less of a BDSM preference, and more just an aesthetic necessity at times?

 

 

What does this mean? :o

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What does this mean? :o

bondage/sado-masochism i think

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bondage/sado-masochism i think

Bondage/Domination/Sado-Mosochism, or so I've been told... (or googled)

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I think most of us get periods where we want a bit of alone time. If someone keeps ignoring our desire for space, and constantly demands our attention, fulfilling those needs can begin like more of an obligation than a pleasure.

 

I don't see how this is applicable here. People need alone time on a daily, weekly, or maybe even monthly basis. The posters in this case are talking about YEARS of no sex.

 

"Hey honey, I love you but I need some space. Call me in 8 years," doesn't sound like an attitude consistent with the makings of a healthy relationship.

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bondage/sado-masochism i think

 

I think you missed the dominance thing? (as I brandish my riding crop in your direction)

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And for the record, I'd prefer people stay away from my chocolate star, thank-you-very-much.:sick:

 

My BF liked when I licked his, something I never did to anyone before, my exH included. Mostly he liked that I liked doing it. I like pleasuring him. It brings me pleasure.

 

BTW, I didn't stick my tongue inside of it...just around it. I dug his reaction. He quite enjoyed it. :)

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I think you missed the dominance thing? (as I brandish my riding crop in your direction)

as if you didn't know

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My BF liked when I licked his, something I never did to anyone before, my exH included. Mostly he liked that I liked doing it. I like pleasuring him. It brings me pleasure.

 

BTW, I didn't stick my tongue inside of it...just around it. I dug his reaction. He quite enjoyed it. :)

I'm imagining a brown mustache on the little smiling emoticon

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as if you didn't know

 

:lmao:

 

I will let you know that I am indeed an upstanding citizen and do not diddle in kinkydom.

 

 

Now hush up and step into this ball stretching device.

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bondage/sado-masochism i think

 

 

Thanks for that. I don't think I'm into the pain thing. Never really tried it so really can't say. Except for the basic smack on the behind.

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I'm imagining a brown mustache on the little smiling emoticon

 

 

Um...poop is like six inches up. Not around the entry. Too bad for you no chick ever pleasured you in this way b4r. :p As I said, he quite liked it.

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Now hush up and step into this ball stretching device.

 

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

OMG I nearly fell off my chair!

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Um...poop is like six inches up. Not around the entry. Too bad for you no chick ever pleasured you in this way b4r. :p As I said, he quite liked it.

 

six inches is too close

 

and since the name of this thread is stepping away from sex i think we're still on topic

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Um...poop is like six inches up. Not around the entry.

It's going to hundreds of feet away when you flush it down the toilet, but I wouldn't drink the water from the bowl either.:p

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