Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 LOL no way i'd ever propose to a man. I like my men to work for me. And, well, as you and DS have stated, we are and always will be friends. This is like a Kirk/Spock moment. "I am your friend. I always have been, and always shall be yours......" (ST II) All she has to do now is save the ship by sticking her hands in some radioactive thing. If anyone can play the bagpipes.... I think we can re-enact half the movie. Wow. Star Trek references. I'm not getting laid. Coincidence? -tp the needs of this one, outweight the needs of the many.... heck....I outweigh the many:) Link to post Share on other sites
dr strangelove Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 You have other intangible things..like friendship, your fans,..uh other stuff But sometimes you do remind of this friend of mine. I ended up at a bar late one night where he was hanging out and him and this girl were very close. I was like great hes going to get some (btw he hadnt in 15 or so years or so legend has it) He never seemed to want to push it. Then we got invited to a party, and I made a bet wth him about how easy it would be to make out with her. Sure enough I took her somewhere and made out with her a bit. I asked how he did and then I admitted to making out with her so gee I win the bet and he grumbled there was no bet and most likely went off in his room. I think I said before.. yoga, aerobics, cooking class.. this is where women are..usually how you say "hot women" in fact there was one stunning woman that kept telling me to go check out this yoga class.. hmm oh well whatever what do I know right..? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 You have other intangible things..like friendship, your fans,..uh other stuff And you are right..... Honestly, I have to say, most things in my life are going pretty well right now. My job is going pretty well (at least for the next month or so until business slows down), I have a cool side job, I'm getting comedy bookings again, and I have wonderful friends... The only thing I'm really missing is having a girlfriend, which to me, is pretty important. Yes, I can be happy on my own, but I've spent most of the last 3 years alone (except for B), so, I think the whole "single thing", at least for me, is played out. I want a good, healthy, loving, exciting relationship, something I *thought* I had with my ex. My only problem going forward is letting go of some of the hurt I still feel because of her, but, it's been getting easier. I guess thinking about her with another man hurts mainly because she's moved on, and I haven't. I WANT to move on. I AM moving on, if you want to look at it like that. I don't sit at home waiting for the odd chance she calls me crying to get me back. It's not going to happen. I'm living my life, I just need to learn to completely let go of her. When the right girl comes along, my ex will be nothing more than a memory. And the next girl I'm with? Let's just say......it's been over 5 months now..... *evil grin* Hope she has a good chiropractor. -tp loving. romantic. horny. Link to post Share on other sites
dr strangelove Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I never know if Im going to say something and touch a nerve with you, and you will tell me to f-off. I guess you kind of remind a bit of when I lost my life savings. And was like so stunned.. I should have been majorly depressed.. Somehow I just kept being positive.. I just cant find that in me anymore to be honest so I hope you dont have to go through what I did. Its like the line from world according to garp. "I love the house we'll take it" "uh honey a plane just crashed into it" " I know isnt it wonderful!!! What are the chances of that happening again?" Well sometimes it will happen a second time or maybe even 5 or 10 times.. I want what you want dude so, thats why I read your posts, you kind of speak for a generation of failed GEN X suitors (I prefer generation atari, cause most us grew up playing them...) Well, at least some of us still have hope. Some of us, well too jadded.. too many fortune cookies that lied, too many horoscopes that led us on. Honestly though you dont really wish to get laid, I think you could have already. Its easy to get laid, trust me. Its not so easy to rid of the taste or feeling in the pit of your stomach as some woman asks you to leave after you gave her a few orgasms.. cast out into the rainy evening like a cheap $20 whore without any cab fare home. Ya thats a super feeling.... Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I want what you want dude so, thats why I read your posts, you kind of speak for a generation of failed GEN X suitors (I prefer generation atari, cause most us grew up playing them...) Well, at least some of us still have hope. Some of us, well too jadded.. too many fortune cookies that lied, too many horoscopes that led us on. I like his posts for the same reason. Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Its not so easy to rid of the taste or feeling in the pit of your stomach as some woman asks you to leave after you gave her a few orgasms.. cast out into the rainy evening like a cheap $20 whore without any cab fare home. Ya thats a super feeling.... Are we talking about a "few orgasms" like in the same night? Or spread out over a period of time. If we're talking the same night, I would have least paid for your cab fare home. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 I never know if Im going to say something and touch a nerve with you, and you will tell me to f-off. F-off. Just kidding. lol Ask any of my friends...I'm obnoxious when it comes to my positive attitude. (right, FW?) I guess you kind of remind a bit of when I lost my life savings. And was like so stunned.. I should have been majorly depressed.. Somehow I just kept being positive.. I just cant find that in me anymore to be honest so I hope you dont have to go through what I did. Its like the line from world according to garp. "I love the house we'll take it" "uh honey a plane just crashed into it" " I know isnt it wonderful!!! What are the chances of that happening again?" Well sometimes it will happen a second time or maybe even 5 or 10 times.. And you are right. "Lightning doesnt strike twice" is not in my pool of cliches. Well, in my case, it has already. Guess "Third Time's The Charm" is a more suiting cliche for my situation, having been in 2 serious, though failed relationships. I want what you want dude so, thats why I read your posts, you kind of speak for a generation of failed GEN X suitors (I prefer generation atari, cause most us grew up playing them...) I speak for a generation? I have to admit.....my mouth dropped when I read that. Me. A role model. For obese college-dropout-turned-standup comics everywhere! And yeah, I had an Atari 2600 when they first came out. Was a birthday present from my mother. I was the first kid on my block to have one. My, wasn't I the popular one suddenly! Well, at least some of us still have hope. Some of us, well too jadded.. too many fortune cookies that lied, too many horoscopes that led us on. I actually save a lot of fortunes from Chinese restaurants, especially if they seem to fit the current state of mind I'm in when I get them. My ex was always fond of text messaging me "I miss you" 3-4 times a day. So, fitting, I got a fortune cookie with the chinese translation of "I miss you" on the back. Xiang nian-ni. I'll never forget that. I even said it to her once, and she said "what?", and I said "Never mind.......I miss you." Honestly though you dont really wish to get laid Yes I do. I think you could have already. I've had two opportunities in the last 5 months. A drunk chick I met at the bar I work at, and my infamous PooPoo Girl, until her bowels interrupted us. Its easy to get laid, trust me. Its not so easy to rid of the taste Uhh...just what are you doing in bed? j/k....I had to. or feeling in the pit of your stomach as some woman asks you to leave after you gave her a few orgasms.. cast out into the rainy evening like a cheap $20 whore without any cab fare home. Or in my case.... 6 months of orgasms, 5-6 nights a week, sometimes 2-3 times a night, and then dumped 4 days after her birthday after going all out to make it special for her.....oops..there's that pit in my stomach again.... argh. Ya thats a super feeling.... So is knowing you are better off without her, and now have friends that mean more to you with just their hearts then she ever did with her 36C's, and her cute round tushy.... I'm ok. -tp still misses that cute round tushy but some of my friends have cute tushes, too! :) Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Are we talking about a "few orgasms" like in the same night? Or spread out over a period of time. If we're talking the same night, I would have least paid for your cab fare home. D-Lish, for some reason, I don't think I could see myself wanting to leave after a few "O's" with you.....so you might want to throw breakfast into the deal....... I'll say it, yer a cutie. -tp awful, awful flirt. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 I like his posts for the same reason. I'm getting a big head here. Ok. I'll bite my lip on the obvious string of jokes that could follow. Thank you guys... it means a lot to feel so appreciated..... I'm here for the same reason you guys are......sometimes we just feel lost because we let our hearts rule us, and just need to vent to like-minded people who know what we're feeling. That's what makes LS so incredible. -tp should have been a cheerleader (every squad had a fat one, anyway!) Link to post Share on other sites
AriaIncognito Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 TP is right when he says he always has a positive attitude, I've often wanted to slap him upside the head when he IMs me cuz he's always so damned chipper lol. Me, I'm always looking to be sad haha. ~FW a little less sad this week. TP knows why LOL (felt like signing like TP does) Link to post Share on other sites
MagnoliaJane Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Dr. S and TP, I'm sure if you guys really wanted a girlfriend you already had one! How many millions of women are living in the US? TP, I can't believe you just said the following: Guess "Third Time's The Charm" is a more suiting cliche for my situation, having been in 2 serious, though failed relationships. ONLY 2 failed relationships? So that means the world is still open to you and laying at your feet?! No, I'm serious, look at it this way, what are 2 relationships over the course of several decades? Hmmm... I'm not an expert but I know what keeps me from moving on. It's a Saturday evening but I came to work (ain't that fun?!). There's no man around here. Only the squirrels outside. But then again, I confess to be scared sh*tless of relationships after my ex dumped me not only once but twice! Hiding in the City *Grin* Magnolia Link to post Share on other sites
PussInHeels Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Bleh, forget about her. Don't let your ex ruin party time! I live in Hicktown, and alas, there is no party time. So don't take it for granted, this is very important. Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 D-Lish, for some reason, I don't think I could see myself wanting to leave after a few "O's" with you.....so you might want to throw breakfast into the deal....... I'll say it, yer a cutie. -tp awful, awful flirt. Thanks! You totally just made my day! Wish my ex thought I was a cutie! I need a good "O"! It's a deal, I'll throw in breakfast. D Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 TP is right when he says he always has a positive attitude, I've often wanted to slap him upside the head when he IMs me cuz he's always so damned chipper lol. Me, I'm always looking to be sad haha. ~FW a little less sad this week. TP knows why LOL (felt like signing like TP does) Hey, one of us has to be, right? Besides, who wouldn't be super happy having you as a close friend? -tp not 100% sure why she's less sad, actually, but is happy about that! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 Thanks! You totally just made my day! Wish my ex thought I was a cutie! I need a good "O"! It's a deal, I'll throw in breakfast. D Well, next time you are in the NYC/NJ area....or I'm in Ontario....umm.... are you closer to Toronto or Ottawa? My limited Canadian geography is based on being a hockey fan. My job has offices just outside Toronto. Imagine they sent me there for training or something........ -tp wondering what a canadian breakfast might include Link to post Share on other sites
AriaIncognito Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Hey, one of us has to be, right? Besides, who wouldn't be super happy having you as a close friend? -tp not 100% sure why she's less sad, actually, but is happy about that! I think you know why i'm not as sad LOL. The activities of Thursday night...lol Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 Dr. S and TP, I'm sure if you guys really wanted a girlfriend you already had one! How many millions of women are living in the US? TP, I can't believe you just said the following: Guess "Third Time's The Charm" is a more suiting cliche for my situation, having been in 2 serious, though failed relationships. ONLY 2 failed relationships? So that means the world is still open to you and laying at your feet?! No, I'm serious, look at it this way, what are 2 relationships over the course of several decades? Two failed relationships doesn't mean I've only dated 2 women... lol The others just weren't SERIOUS relationships. Serious relationship #1....1995-2000 "H", a hospital employee (still is), 29yrs old (now...I know, I know..she was young, but so was I).....reason for breakup: communication breakdown following a miscarriage...coupled with the fact that her parents hated me. Serious relationship #2....12/05 - 06/06 "B", a high school math teacher/track coach (hence my screen name here), 33yrs old.. reason for breakup: too many to list, apparently. It would seem that I sucked. Other relationships... "D" (2003), fashion student (now a designer), I think 28yrs old now (?)....reason for breakup: I broke up with her because of her open desire to "change me" as a person. No deal. "W" (2002), college student....reason for breakup: I'm Jewish, her people like killing my people. Do the math. "A" (2002), mostly unemployed cashier...reason for breakup: It just wasn't going anywhere. The rest were just random hookups and one-night stands. I'm so proud of my accomplishments. -tp sucks at this love crap. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 I think you know why i'm not as sad LOL. The activities of Thursday night...lol Umm...uhh........ Now certain people are really gonna get the wrong idea about us! hahaha -tp wasn't me Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 that's quite a resume TP Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 that's quite a resume TP Yeah, a whole list of women I'd rather forget about. Except "H". *sighs* -tp would run back to her in a heartbeat....but.......can't. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Yeah, a whole list of women I'd rather forget about. I don't know if I would classify "B" as a serious relationship since it was only 6 months. Link to post Share on other sites
AriaIncognito Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I don't know if I would classify "B" as a serious relationship since it was only 6 months. I'm not sure you can classify someone elses level of "serious" by length of time. Six months can be a great deal of time. If people are seeing eachother often during those 6 months, I'd say it could be quite serious. If you saw eachother once a week for 6 months, well, maybe not. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 I don't know if I would classify "B" as a serious relationship since it was only 6 months. We were engaged. *bangs head into wall* -tp keep the rice. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 I'm not sure you can classify someone elses level of "serious" by length of time. Six months can be a great deal of time. If people are seeing eachother often during those 6 months, I'd say it could be quite serious. If you saw eachother once a week for 6 months, well, maybe not. We were together usually 6 nights a week during that period. My workday wasn't complete without her texting me to "get over here as fast as you can - I'm HORNY". It's amazing I can still walk. -tp human love toy. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 We were engaged. . you were engaged within 6 months....sorry i have to roll my eyes Link to post Share on other sites
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