burning 4 revenge Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I think TP can make the assumption that she's going to be doing stuff. Females almost always have the option to do stuff, because us guys are more than willing to oblige them. That being said, I felt really bad and cried to myself when I found out my x was sleeping with a guy in his early twenties. Of course I didn't seek that information out, the slut e-mailed me to tell me about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Ok..the two of you....to a neutral corner. Please. Kitten... you are right. Emotions make us do irrational things. Driving by her house was an emotional impulse, and it made things worse for me. Alpha... you are right. I DID shoot myself in the proverbial foot after (mostly) being good all this time. See, you are both right. I'm like Henry Freakin' Kissinger over here! We've established 2 things: 1) I'm an emotional wreck. 2) I'm have good aim, when feet are involved. My weekend was saved anyway, I got to hang out with Jennifer and her friends tonight and see a cool band and beat her in air hockey. *ducks, knowing she's gonna read this in like 2 minutes* lol Anyway, stop fighting, kids. Let's make nice and all get back to our regularly scheduled misery, self-doubt, and self-hatred. -tp great at air hockey sucky at pretty much everything else Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I'm like Henry Freakin' Kissinger over here! sweeeeeet! Link to post Share on other sites
AriaIncognito Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Ok..the two of you....to a neutral corner. Please. My weekend was saved anyway, I got to hang out with Jennifer and her friends tonight and see a cool band and beat her in air hockey. *ducks, knowing she's gonna read this in like 2 minutes* lol Like I care. I beat Joe's butt at it. LOL. I know I am good at it. Maybe next time my shirt will be even lower cut...lol Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Yeah...go for it. Even with them puppies almost hanging out, I beat you! Of course...I'm a leg man. That's TWICE this week a woman has tried to distract my athletic prowess with breasts. And I'll say it for the record. Jennifer looked amazing tonight. Go ahead, blush. I dare you. -tp sportin' Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 whats going on here TP...are you and ARIAWOMAN hooking up? wow you are quite the stud, i understimated you Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! We are JUST close friends. Believe it or not, a grown man and a grown woman can have fun together without "hooking up". We haven't even peed together. (apparently, that's my new equation for intimacy) Besides, ya think if I was, I'd still be on here "Coping"? She's quite the woman. Jenn and I look out for each other. Well, we try to. I'm thinking of bringing a hidden cam on dates with me so Jenn can whisper advice in my ear through a hidden earpiece... you know..things like.. "GET OUT OF THERE" or "JUST KISS HER, ALREADY!" Apparently, I'm no good at making those decisions myself these days. -tp just a friend. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! We are JUST close friends.. did you guys talk about me? about others on LS? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Ok. I'm giving myself a homework assignment. I got called in to work the Giants/Bears game at my bar. Being that we are barely 20 minutes from Giants Stadium, we should have a great crowd. My assignment is to openly flirt with at least ONE woman, and try to get her number. I'm a bartender. That's supposed to be second nature for us, right? Last girl I served that gave me her number almost puked on my shoes and then tried to get me to sleep with her right afterwards. I mean, I like it "hot and wet", but there's a limit! -tp re-watching Cheers to see how Sam does it Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 whats so attractive about bartenders?? i've never understood it. is it cause they are the only sober dudes in the place and all the chicks have beer goggles on? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 did you guys talk about me? about others on LS? LOL... I don't think we ever talk about LS people in person, except maybe Mollyanna, but that's cuz she's our DS. And...I believe she's due for a visit soon... :) :) -tp "you're so vain, you probably think we're talkin' about you" lol Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 whats so attractive about bartenders?? i've never understood it. is it cause they are the only sober dudes in the place and all the chicks have beer goggles on? Alpha... It's quite simple... "Bartenders always give you a stiff one!" Drink up. -tp master mixer Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 ARIA and TP sitting in a tree...K I S S I N G....first comes love then comes marriage.... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 *rolls eyes* Goodnight, Mr. Male! lol...that sounds like I'm talking to myself standing naked in front of a mirror..... -tp had a mirror installed on his ex's ceiling so he could get a better look at her headache Link to post Share on other sites
bendit Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hey I have followed your story and think you could benefit by reading "No More Mr Nice Guy by Dr Glover. It's helped a lot of the male copers here on LS. Good luck. Don't worry. You'll still be a "nice" guy after reading it. Just "better". regards Link to post Share on other sites
AriaIncognito Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 ARIA and TP sitting in a tree...K I S S I N G....first comes love then comes marriage.... What are we in elementary school again lol. TP and I are friends and will remain thus for the duration lol. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 What are we in elementary school again lol. TP and I are friends and will remain thus for the duration lol. ha ha hha Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 What are we in elementary school again lol. TP and I are friends and will remain thus for the duration lol. Or until we're 70 and give in to our lust. At 70. There's a sight. Flannel pajamas on the floor... Ben Gay and teeth on the nightstand.... doing lines of Metamucil off each other..... Ahh, the Golden Years, something to look forward to..... -tp viril. potent. out of practice. Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Or until we're 70 and give in to our lust. ha ha ha...you'll be impotent and she'll be dry as the sahara Link to post Share on other sites
AriaIncognito Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 she'll be dry as the sahara Considering how I am now, I can't imagine that will ever be a problem hahahaha. *gets a tissue* Hope you've got a boat. I can't believe I just went there. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Considering how I am now, I can't imagine that will ever be a problem hahahaha. *gets a tissue* Hope you've got a boat. I can't believe I just went there. *swoons* And I can't believe I haven't. *runs off laughing* -tp rigor mortis from the waist down Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hope you've got a boat. ...and then, something about a little man came to mind... giggity! *nudges Alphamale in the ribs* -tp sick, sick man. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 Ok. I'm giving myself a homework assignment. I got called in to work the Giants/Bears game at my bar. Being that we are barely 20 minutes from Giants Stadium, we should have a great crowd. My assignment is to openly flirt with at least ONE woman, and try to get her number. I'm a bartender. That's supposed to be second nature for us, right? So how did I do? *BUZZ* No luck. Very few "eligible" women came in tonight. Eligible = single, between 25-37. In fact, I'd say there were only about 4 women even in that AGE group, let alone single. One was a regular who is damned cute but has a boyfriend (she said I LOVE YOU to him for the first time tonight! I was almost in tears!), 2 other cute chicks came in...one had a boyfriend, but didn't shut up long enough to let me get a word in edgewise to her friend, though I admit, I flirted well with all of them. I guess when the local NFL is playing, it's hard to flirt and keep up with the crowd of beer-swilling football fans. On the plus side, I made enough tonight to buy the new dresser I've had my eye on. lol Now I won't have to keep half of my clothes in the laundry bag anymore!! :) (Damn, I'm a good friggen bartender!) The boss was so happy with me handling the crowd solo tonight, he offered me a semi-permanent shift (I'm only "on call" where I work so it's not steady....shifts in good sports bars in North Jersey are highly coveted....I was offered alternating Sundays, which, if things go as normal, means I got the Superbowl, which is Christmas to a bartender. So yeah sometimes, SOMETHING will go right in my life...... yay me. I'd still trade Superbowl Sunday for a few hours with my ex. There, I said it. -tp misses his favorite tight end Link to post Share on other sites
Spinderella Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 One was a regular who is damned cute but has a boyfriend (she said I LOVE YOU to him for the first time tonight! I was almost in tears!)' date=' [/quote'] commiserations, but you didnt really know her that well did you? on a more serious note, perhaps if you actually saw your ex, you may realise you no longer have the feelings anymore. it does happen, sometimes people hang on to outdated feelings. just a thought. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 commiserations, but you didnt really know her that well did you? on a more serious note, perhaps if you actually saw your ex, you may realise you no longer have the feelings anymore. it does happen, sometimes people hang on to outdated feelings. just a thought. Nah, I didnt...but the tears I shed for her were happy ones... Made me see that not all women fall into the See You Next Tuesday category! (I will not explain that one. Just....figure it out yourselves.) lol As for not running into my ex the other night...well.... you may be right, but I'm still glad I didn't have to find out. Though I think the feeling I had seeing that second car in her driveway was a huge indicator -tp misses his old "parking space" Link to post Share on other sites
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