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ok so i went to camp for some fishing and started to think about the internet and maybe to post a personal advertisement on the computer soas to maybe get agirlfriend. I am reaqlly in want of a girlfrend and my mom is sucha bitch and tells me i have to get a life. Dan has a girlfriend but hje has not had sex with her just a little bit of kiss with some tongue which they call a firts base My dad ripped the sega out of the tv and told me to go find job. and insofar as you people on loveshack who ask me howold I am, well to that I will tell you that i am 19 years old, and i have not ever had a date with maybe a nice girl and I am relly really in wat of a girl fr maybe some littlebit of some relationship and to maybeeventually when the time is ready for a dick-lay, but I know you have to have the relationship happen firts-hand. I left note at mall for the hot girl at pretzel stand and the colored security guard comes over and kicks me out and to him I say "you are just a rent-a cop boy!"I have red ghair and i would like a nice person female opr a girl that fits my shoe because you know how the saying goes that there is a soe that fits every foot and there are alot of fish in the sea well i really want some sex from a relationship and a girl <removed> and everybody else dont give a damn!! How can a regular guy maybefind some sex or a girl for dick-lay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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oh boy, you need a girl for a lay?

No wonder you can't find a decent girl. Any decent girl is going to look at your attitude as a major problem, and as far as getting laid, if thats all you need, use your hand kid.

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We've told you numerous times how to deal with this.

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Dave's Birthday in Profile: October 2, 1980

 

and insofar as you people on loveshack who ask me howold I am, well to that I will tell you that i am 19 years old

 

 

?How?

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