My wife getting hot with another woman at a party while I was out of town.

[Stleahve]

Ok, so every guy's fantasy is 2 girls, right? Not really, but for most straight guys this is true. Almost every girl I have ever been with prior to my wife has admitted to at least infrequently fantasizing about doing it with another woman. My wife was different. Very early on, when we were dating, we were watching a porno and the gratuitous lesbo scene came on. I didn't know her very well, so I said, "Um... I can fast forward through this, if you don't want to watch it."

 

She said, "No, it's fine." I asked again, when the "actresses" got hot and heavy and she said it was ok. I tried to see if she was getting into it. It didn't appear that she was, but she wasn't repulsed. Being a dumb, young guy I thought "BINGO! I found a bi-chick!"

 

Well, later she actually brought the subject up and said that her first time was with another girl. Literally a girl. She was a teenager. And she said that she's "been there; done that" and has no curiosity about it, and though it was enjoyable, she has no desire to revisit it.

 

Rats.

 

So, we fall in love, get married, yadda yadda yadda.

 

Now, it is somewhat important that I mention that we have an open marriage. Our marriage is more open 'in theory', than anything, but it is understood that extramarital sex isn't forbidden, but lies and secrets are. Neither she nor I have taken much advantage of our open marriage, because the real beauty of an open marriage is that you realize that you really want to be with each other.

 

Ok, nevermind that mushy stuff.

 

So, the other night she was at a party while I was at work, and it actually looked like she might, for the first time in years, have a roll in the hay with a certain lucky dude.

 

Well, I called her cell and apparently he chickened out, because he didn't want me to hate him, but my wife was drunk. Drunk! And she doesn't drink often. I asked her if she was having fun, and she said yes and she mentioned that she grabbed Xxxxx's boobs. Xxxxx is a gal who totally has a crush on me, and she has very large breasts.

 

So then I called again a few hours later and there was all this howling and WHOOO HOOOing going on, and she was laughing and people were applauding etc. Apparently about 30 seconds before I called, Xxxxx had flashed her bare breasts and my wife took that opportunity to grab her breasts and suck and nibble on her nipples, or at least one of them.

 

Rumor control also says that my wife flashed too, but that she wasn't licked or sucked, however this report isn't yet confirmed.

 

So, I am a bit perplexed. I am a little angry that I wasn't there! Yes, we have an open marriage, but it is 98.9% June and Ward Cleaver (with a messier house) and the one night she really acts out, I miss it.

 

And then the other thing is this: I don't think she is bi now. She wasn't before. She's not now. Why do women do things like this? I can't imagine two hetero guys at a party and one whips out his cock and another gives it a lick to peels of laughter and applause. Why do hetero women engage in this sort of behavior?

 

Then the other thing, that I pointed out to her, is that it now maybe the other woman Xxxxx, thinks that my wife wants her, or that she can maybe slide in between us one night for a threesome. If I know my wife, that ain't happening, and I am not interested in Xxxxx anyway. I almost regard her as like a sister.

 

I don't know why I am even posting this really. Maybe I just wanted to brag that my wife licked nipples and yours didn't.

 

HAHA

 

Ok, but seriously, I do have some valid questions here.

[shenana_bananigans]

Ok, so every guy's fantasy is 2 girls, right? Not really, but for most straight guys this is true. Almost every girl I have ever been with prior to my wife has admitted to at least infrequently fantasizing about doing it with another woman. My wife was different. Very early on, when we were dating, we were watching a porno and the gratuitous lesbo scene came on. I didn't know her very well, so I said, "Um... I can fast forward through this, if you don't want to watch it."

 

She said, "No, it's fine." I asked again, when the "actresses" got hot and heavy and she said it was ok. I tried to see if she was getting into it. It didn't appear that she was, but she wasn't repulsed. Being a dumb, young guy I thought "BINGO! I found a bi-chick!"

 

Well, later she actually brought the subject up and said that her first time was with another girl. Literally a girl. She was a teenager. And she said that she's "been there; done that" and has no curiosity about it, and though it was enjoyable, she has no desire to revisit it.

 

Rats.

 

So, we fall in love, get married, yadda yadda yadda.

 

Now, it is somewhat important that I mention that we have an open marriage. Our marriage is more open 'in theory', than anything, but it is understood that extramarital sex isn't forbidden, but lies and secrets are. Neither she nor I have taken much advantage of our open marriage, because the real beauty of an open marriage is that you realize that you really want to be with each other.

 

Ok, nevermind that mushy stuff.

 

So, the other night she was at a party while I was at work, and it actually looked like she might, for the first time in years, have a roll in the hay with a certain lucky dude.

 

Well, I called her cell and apparently he chickened out, because he didn't want me to hate him, but my wife was drunk. Drunk! And she doesn't drink often. I asked her if she was having fun, and she said yes and she mentioned that she grabbed Xxxxx's boobs. Xxxxx is a gal who totally has a crush on me, and she has very large breasts.

 

So then I called again a few hours later and there was all this howling and WHOOO HOOOing going on, and she was laughing and people were applauding etc. Apparently about 30 seconds before I called, Xxxxx had flashed her bare breasts and my wife took that opportunity to grab her breasts and suck and nibble on her nipples, or at least one of them.

 

Rumor control also says that my wife flashed too, but that she wasn't licked or sucked, however this report isn't yet confirmed.

 

So, I am a bit perplexed. I am a little angry that I wasn't there! Yes, we have an open marriage, but it is 98.9% June and Ward Cleaver (with a messier house) and the one night she really acts out, I miss it.

 

And then the other thing is this: I don't think she is bi now. She wasn't before. She's not now. Why do women do things like this? I can't imagine two hetero guys at a party and one whips out his cock and another gives it a lick to peels of laughter and applause. Why do hetero women engage in this sort of behavior?

 

Then the other thing, that I pointed out to her, is that it now maybe the other woman Xxxxx, thinks that my wife wants her, or that she can maybe slide in between us one night for a threesome. If I know my wife, that ain't happening, and I am not interested in Xxxxx anyway. I almost regard her as like a sister.

 

I don't know why I am even posting this really. Maybe I just wanted to brag that my wife licked nipples and yours didn't.

 

HAHA

 

Ok, but seriously, I do have some valid questions here.

 

An open marriage doesn't mean that you participate with your wife and the man she is sleeping with.

 

Are you swingers or trying to be? That would make more sense.

[Stleahve]

An open marriage doesn't mean that you participate with your wife and the man she is sleeping with.

I know.

 

Are you swingers or trying to be? That would make more sense.

 

No, neither of us ever wanted to be swingers. We once wanted to try it at a wife swapping party, but both chickened out.

 

We have an open marriage in that if she (for example) is in a situation where I am out of town (which I am all too frequently) and she is out with friends, nd gets turned by a guy who looks good and says all the right things, then she has permission in advance to sleep with him provided she tells me about it right away and she uses protection.

 

Mostly, our open marriage is in theory. As I said above, the most beautiful thing about our open marriage is that we discovered that we really only want to be with each other.

 

But that isn't the point of this. My real question is 'Why do otherwise hetero women behave in ways that can only be described as gay?'

 

I just find the whole thing mystifying. I think if I ever really understood women, my head would explode.

[shenana_bananigans]

 

But that isn't the point of this. My real question is 'Why do otherwise hetero women behave in ways that can only be described as gay?'

 

 

Oh, well that's all you really needed to say then. Attention, attraction, fun, but mostly attention is why.

 

And men do not do it as often because watching two guys is rarely accpeted as as sexy as two women. Men like to watch two women, many women like to to watch two men, but two gay men, you just won't find as many takers.

[Stleahve]

Oh, well that's all you really needed to say then. Attention, attraction, fun, but mostly attention is why.

 

And men do not do it as often because watching two guys is rarely accpeted as as sexy as two women. Men like to watch two women, many women like to to watch two men, but two gay men, you just won't find as many takers.

 

You know, if that's the answer, I am going to be deeply disappointed, but I think you are right. I was hoping for some profound reason that would provide some insight into the female mind.

 

Thinking about it though, it seems possible that after her potential male companion chickened out, she may have gotten hot with a girl to try to encourage him to change his mind.

 

Or maybe she just wanted to be the center of attention for a change. Usually she is pretty quiet.

[Guest]

Um....congratulations?

 

Not sure what the post is about if everything is perfectly alright.

[HeadlessZebra]

I can't imagine two hetero guys at a party and one whips out his cock and another gives it a lick to peels of laughter and applause.

 

You need to meet some of my friends, then.