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Who is that as Santa in your picture & is he holding a beer?

 

 

Billy Bob....from the movie BAD SANTA...i believe its a whiskey bottle

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Ten thoughts to ponder

 

Number 10- Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 7- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

Number 6- Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for

anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

 

Number 5- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in

hospitals dying of nothing.

 

Number 4- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 3- Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

 

Number 2- In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

WE exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

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Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

Oh come ooooooooooooooooooon! Men are much more complicated than that!

 

.... you forgot 'sleepy' :lmao:

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