Storyrider Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Personally I think that blue muppets are sexier. Well, Riddler, if we're going on length alone, I think the elephant has it. But that nose of Gonzo's has got to be a close second. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Well, Riddler, if we're going on length alone, I think the elephant has it. But that nose of Gonzo's has got to be a close second. I have heard many women on here say that too big can be too much. Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Way too much information.... Actually I would like more details! Link to post Share on other sites
Lostgurl Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I have heard many women on here say that too big can be too much. That's because they were paranoid that their SO's were lurking Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 That's because they were paranoid that their SO's were lurking :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Lostgurl Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Way too much information.... Well, i think it sounds like an awesome way to spend a randon saturday afternoon, you and your SO between the sheets! It doesn't matter whether your surfin for porn, or wrestling and laughing. PERFECT! ARRRRG! I miss those weekends. Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I knew it. Did you at least do the dishes? YES! I did the dishes! I think I said that many posts ago! I also washed, dried, folded, hung, and put away two loads of laundry. I swept and mopped all of those kind of floors. I cleaned both toilets with the brush and a rag. I made my bed, and my kids bed (the little ones, not the teenager.) I cooked a supper consisting of baked chicken breasts, macaroni and cheese, and peas. I also spoke to my BF 3 times, and helped countless LS'ers through rough times (I hope.) Then again, I was consoled by a LS'er via PM based on a post I made. I also managed to read all four of the threads that you personally posted links to thru the archives just for fun. (dreams. marriage, hobbies, and online deception.) They all turned into crazy sex threads involving pot roast, chocolate, whipped cream, and and wooden spoons to serve it all up with. I would say the day was far more productive than most. But I still need to do a REAL grocery shopping trip, and it won't happen tomorrow, or probably over the weekend. Corner store here I come again! BF :love: is off tomorrow and we like to engage in what we refer to as f**k fest Friday. No kids, no interruptions (most everyone is at work), just he and I. And I usually get either breakfast or lunch out of it, too. The holidays and my kids being out of school last Friday makes this one even more desirable! It has been weeks since our last f**k fest! I can't wait until tomorrow! But I will vacuum when I get home. Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I have heard many women on here say that too big can be too much. I would say that too long can be too much! (f**k fest Friday is only hours away) Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 YES! I did the dishes! I think I said that many posts ago! I also washed, dried, folded, hung, and put away two loads of laundry. I swept and mopped all of those kind of floors. I cleaned both toilets with the brush and a rag. I made my bed, and my kids bed (the little ones, not the teenager.) I cooked a supper consisting of baked chicken breasts, macaroni and cheese, and peas. I also managed to read all four of the threads that you personally posted links to thru the archives just for fun. (dreams. marriage, hobbies, and online deception.) They all turned into crazy sex threads involving pot roast, chocolate, whipped cream, and and wooden spoons to serve it all up with. Geez, Miss maid, are you looking for a job? I could use a maid. You made it through all four of those threads? I am impressed. Enjoy your fest tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Lostgurl Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 You made it through all four of those threads? I am impressed. Yeah, so did i, and i have to admit they had me laughing my *ss off Link to post Share on other sites
PussInHeels Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Due to my short attention span, I'll spend a lot of time on here for a period, and then wink out because I'm doing something else. So I guess on average not that much. It is nice to chat about stuff from time to time since I don't get out much around here and haven't really clicked with people I've met. Ah well. Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Geez, Miss maid, are you looking for a job? I could use a maid. You made it through all four of those threads? I am impressed. Enjoy your fest tomorrow. Okay, I was busy with the teenaged child for awhile ( so pretty and so astute if I say so myself) But yes, I read all four threads and they quite occupied my time. The mention of pot roast (meat), chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and the cherry on top, was quite amusing. In fact it kept cumming up! Again and again! Your Fridays were almost as good as mine! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Je Ne Regrette Rien Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 Drop Dead Legs, I hope you enjoyed your F.F.F! I'll be most of all engaging in the same sort of activity as it's my anniversary tomo - woohoo! Anything to get away from that ironing pile...it's starting to look like a chinese laundry in here Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Je Ne, FFF was the best it has ever been, I actually thought I was gonna have a stroke at one point! I never knew that such erotic enhancement could hurt my head! But anyway, I obviously survived. However, he ended up coming to my place to spend Friday night, so the vacuuming did not get done. We watched DVD movies and then slept. My daughter works at a video rental place and she is able to get DVD's before they go on the shelves! We watched "The Guardian", "SherryBaby", and "Relative Strangers" before they were out for video release. That was cool. Now...As for your ironing. I realize that ironing has to happen at times, but I have become a real label reader. I simply don't buy items I believe will require much ironing! Too much cotton is my big indicator. But if the tag staes that dry cleaning or ironing is required, I just don't buy it. My mother was a great ironer. Darn, I miss living with her! Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeadlegs Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Double post, just deleting Link to post Share on other sites
Author Je Ne Regrette Rien Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 Je Ne, FFF was the best it has ever been, I actually thought I was gonna have a stroke at one point! I never knew that such erotic enhancement could hurt my head! But anyway, I obviously survived. Lol, I can see it now, the new thread "How to get over a stroke after F-F-Fridays" I didn't have a stroke but I did have a FF Saturday and FF Sunday morning . Who needs food, sleep and ironed clothes anyway?? Link to post Share on other sites
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