amerikajin Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Recently I moved back to my old hometown - boring @zz f*** Hicksville, USA. I don't know anyone here anymore and I've been removed from the local dating scene for the past 15 years. So, I've decided to take to online dating out of desperation, boredom, whatever you want to call it. I've gotten a few leads but haven't closed any sales. I decided to be perfectly honest and tell people that I have no job and that while I'm applying to grad school I'm living at home (as in, with my mother) until the summer. As you can imagine, that ain't too cool with the ladies - which isn't a problem because I knew that coming into this situation. Anyway, I've decided to have some fun with this. I'm going to change my profile and lie - about everything. Just to see what happens. Well, actually, I think I'm mainly going to lie about my income. You see, I'm going to change "unemployed" to "self-employed" and "I'll tell you later about my income" to "100,000/year and above". Anyone want to bet me that more chicks don't flock to me after changing those two variables alone? Anyone else doubt that when the results are finished, we will once and for all prove that women are driven by money (just as we men are driven by hot bodies)? There are certain simple truths that cannot be denied. I'll keep you posted on the results. Link to post Share on other sites
justagirliegirl Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Maybe you should try changing the photo too. Put an ugly guy who makes more than $100k a year. I'm certain I'd get many more replies if I put a photo of a hot big boobied blonde who is a cashier in a store than a homely fat gal who is a doctor. That just the ways them things are. Link to post Share on other sites
pricillia Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Nice real Nice... blame it on us women just becuase you can't get a date. As for me I honestly do not care about money, and I would never personally look for someone through the internet anyway. So have fun with your experiment...unbelievable Link to post Share on other sites
Author amerikajin Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 As for me I honestly do not care about money Bwahahahahaha! Yeah, I honestly do not care about looks. I'm attracted to someone's mind. Like, when I see a girl I don't even get horny until I see her CAT scan. Link to post Share on other sites
pricillia Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Recently I moved back to my old hometown - boring @zz f*** Hicksville, USA. I don't know anyone here anymore and I've been removed from the local dating scene for the past 15 years. So, I've decided to take to online dating out of desperation, boredom, whatever you want to call it. I've gotten a few leads but haven't closed any sales. I decided to be perfectly honest and tell people that I have no job and that while I'm applying to grad school I'm living at home (as in, with my mother) until the summer. As you can imagine, that ain't too cool with the ladies - which isn't a problem because I knew that coming into this situation. Anyway, I've decided to have some fun with this. I'm going to change my profile and lie - about everything. Just to see what happens. Well, actually, I think I'm mainly going to lie about my income. You see, I'm going to change "unemployed" to "self-employed" and "I'll tell you later about my income" to "100,000/year and above". Anyone want to bet me that more chicks don't flock to me after changing those two variables alone? Anyone else doubt that when the results are finished, we will once and for all prove that women are driven by money (just as we men are driven by hot bodies)? There are certain simple truths that cannot be denied. I'll keep you posted on the results. Men and women both find different attribues attractive in the opposite sex. Certian personality traits included. Change your variables if you will, but it won't change what you really are, try not using the internet for dating purposes. Link to post Share on other sites
pricillia Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Bwahahahahaha! Yeah, I honestly do not care about looks. I'm attracted to someone's mind. Like, when I see a girl I don't even get horny until I see her CAT scan. Laugh all you want and roll your eyes all you want. I make my own money and do not need a mans money, I need his love, his kindness, his humor, caring. Yes he can provide and protect, but I would take love and simplicity over money any day. I am unimpressed with gifts or the material things that a man would buy me... For me it is about the connection, build it on that and you have something. Link to post Share on other sites
Porn_Guy Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I believe that some similar skullduggery was performed by another LS member quite some time ago. Except in that case the entire profile and pictures were falsified. The female response was fantabulous. Link to post Share on other sites
pricillia Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I believe that some similar skullduggery was performed by another LS member quite some time ago. Except in that case the entire profile and pictures were falsified. The female response was fantabulous. Fantabulous...When one falsifies information to gain desired results Fantabulous:p Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Anyway, I've decided to have some fun with this. I'm going to change my profile and lie - about everything. Just to see what happens. Well, actually, I think I'm mainly going to lie about my income. You see, I'm going to change "unemployed" to "self-employed" and "I'll tell you later about my income" to "100,000/year and above". Anyone want to bet me that more chicks don't flock to me after changing those two variables alone? Anyone else doubt that when the results are finished, we will once and for all prove that women are driven by money (just as we men are driven by hot bodies)? There are certain simple truths that cannot be denied. I'll keep you posted on the results. I am sure that you will get additional views of your profile, due to the number of gold diggers on there and the fact that the web site has people who purposely view someones site, just to give them hope of meeting someone, so they will continue to pay the fee to stay on. BTW, not all women are driven by money. There is a fine line between rich and financially secure. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I believe that some similar skullduggery was performed by another LS member quite some time ago. Except in that case the entire profile and pictures were falsified. The female response was fantabulous. I see that you are suffering from alzheimers. Link to post Share on other sites
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I see that you are suffering from alzheimers. Are you sure? I thought that dude was much funnier. I bet that the OP is missing boots. Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Someone has actually published a study on this. Most people subconsciously exaggerate themselves on profiles. Apparently being ginger and female is just about as bad as having crabs. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Are you sure? I thought that dude was much funnier. I bet that the OP is missing boots. Missing boots? Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I wouldn't do it. If I pulled something like that, I'd end up meeting someone I like. The truth would have to come out sooner or later. Link to post Share on other sites
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Apparently being ginger and female is just about as bad as having crabs. They actually make great pets. I got a great side-step move from the little guy. Link to post Share on other sites
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I wouldn't do it. If I pulled something like that, I'd end up meeting someone I like. The truth would have to come out sooner or later. The truth might be too big to handle. Look, you have to face facts. They're almost certainly embellishing, too. How many "honest" resumes have you seen? It's all about managing your expectorations. Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 And crabs don't have issues with being orange Link to post Share on other sites
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 And crabs don't have issues with being orange Orange sounds exotic. Why be ordinary, when you can be extraordinary? Link to post Share on other sites
sb129 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Except when you are orange and perma tanned.. That is tres ordinary. Link to post Share on other sites
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Except when you are orange and perma tanned.. That is tres ordinary. Maybe you're right. Generally I like to suck it and see. Judgement calls are always dangerous without getting your hands wet. Or do I mean feet? Link to post Share on other sites
pricillia Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 But truly do most men believe that all women want is money? Link to post Share on other sites
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 But truly do most men believe that all women want is money? 83%. 17% believe a combination of money and endowment. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 But truly do most men believe that all women want is money? Its pretty much just the men that have been burned by women in the past and they can't get past being bitter, so they resort to BS generalizations about them. Link to post Share on other sites
pricillia Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 83%. 17% believe a combination of money and endowment. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to post Share on other sites
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Its pretty much just the men that have been burned by women in the past and they can't get past being bitter, so they resort to BS generalizations about them. You hit the nail on the head there, Your Horniness. Link to post Share on other sites
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