Poll: If someone offered you $3 million, but the catch is you have to kill your dog,

[magichands]

I think baby seals would make great pets.

Can I trust you not to bash their skulls in?

[Pyro]

Just wanted to mention ... but .

 

I think baby seals would make great pets.

 

I would prefer a penguin instead.

[Touche]

I don't know... the stuff in Wendy's burgers tastes like it just collapsed and died without human intervention. Gotta love that aftertaste.

 

You have a point there.

[tinktronik]

 

A dog is a mans best friend. I couldn't do that to my best buddy.

Baby seals are so cute . I don't think I could kill a baby seal for 3M . But if I was hungry enough???Yep prolly.

[Touche]

Can I trust you not to bash their skulls in?

 

No, I don't think you can. For 3 mill Tink and I would be fighting over the club!

[Touche]

Baby seals are so cute . I don't think I could kill a baby seal for 3M . But if I was hungry enough???Yep prolly.

 

But you know what's cuter? Three mill in my bank account. Now that's really sweet.

 

Anyway, we could just go the whole day without eating and then do it.

[magichands]

No, I don't think you can. For 3 mill Tink and I would be fighting over the club!

Wow. There are so many times I have felt suicidal in my life. If only somebody would put up a 3 mill bounty on smashing my skull in... then I wouldn't feel so bad about being worthless.

 

Oh. And women only. I want a painful and slow death, with much kinkiness.

[Touche]

Wow. There are so many times I have felt suicidal in my life. If only somebody would put up a 3 mill bounty on smashing my skull in... then I wouldn't feel so bad about being worthless.

 

Oh. And women only. I want a painful and slow death, with much kinkiness.

 

See I won't do ANYTHING for money. You can beg and plead all you want and I still couldn't bash your skull in for 3 mill.

 

How about if I just told you off? I could do th at.

[tinktronik]

But you know what's cuter? Three mill in my bank account. Now that's really sweet.

 

Anyway, we could just go the whole day without eating and then do it.

Yeah , i could kill it for 3M but I would have to eat it after, so no poison , bashing would be about right.

[tinktronik]

Can I trust you not to bash their skulls in?

Well I have'nt eaten my offspring yet , so anythings possible I guess.

[Pyro]

Well I have'nt eaten my offspring yet , so anythings possible I guess.

 

:lmao:

[tinktronik]

See I won't do ANYTHING for money. You can beg and plead all you want and I still couldn't bash your skull in for 3 mill.

 

How about if I just told you off? I could do th at.

I don't know touche if there were 3M on the line and he was begging for it and the club was there and all I had to do was hit him real good one time . Ill have to think about that . I could just claim it was some kinky caveman sex fetish gone wrong .

[Touche]

Yeah , i could kill it for 3M but I would have to eat it after, so no poison , bashing would be about right.

 

Yes, you're right. Who could argue with having to kill for our food? (Well plenty can but...) So how best to cook a baby seal? Oh wait, I'd be able to hire my own chef at that point. I'm sure he/she would make it into a delectable dish.

[Pyro]

Wow. There are so many times I have felt suicidal in my life. If only somebody would put up a 3 mill bounty on smashing my skull in... then I wouldn't feel so bad about being worthless.

 

Dibs right here.

[Touche]

I don't know touche if there were 3M on the line and he was begging for it and the club was there and all I had to do was hit him real good one time . Ill have to think about that . I could just claim it was some kinky caveman sex fetish gone wrong .

 

Good one! It would be mighty hard to prove otherwise.

 

Actually I think he's begging for it right now...too bad there's no money on the line.

[magichands]

I don't know touche if there were 3M on the line and he was begging for it and the club was there and all I had to do was hit him real good one time . Ill have to think about that . I could just claim it was some kinky caveman sex fetish gone wrong .

:lmao:

 

"Take me now!"

[tinktronik]

Yes, you're right. Who could argue with having to kill for our food? (Well plenty can but...) So how best to cook a baby seal? Oh wait, I'd be able to hire my own chef at that point. I'm sure he/she would make it into a delectable dish.

Tell you what , you do yours Ill do mine . We can meet up as some fab resort spa thing for a day that specialized in cooking baby seals . They can cater specifically to us morally corrupt people willing to kill baby seals or dogs or whatever for pay .

 

That actually got me thinking , what about the people who do work on the meat industry . They kill animals everyday for pay .

 

HMMMM . I wonder if they'll get to come to the spa?

[crazy_grl]

I wouldn't do "anything" for money. I've already said what I wouldn't do..(remember the whole fetus killing thing?) In fact, there are MANY things I wouldn't do for money. I wouldn't sleep with someone for money. But yeah, I'd kill my pet. I'm so very selfish...I'm a bad, bad woman!

 

So if someone offered you the choice to kill your dog or have sex with them for a million dollars, you'd chose to kill your dog? That's .

 

BTW, do you really think talking about steaks and cooking seals actually bothers anyone?

[crazy_grl]

I would prefer a penguin instead.

 

Here I am, ready to be "petted"!!!

[Touche]

So if someone offered you the choice to kill your dog or have sex with them for a million dollars, you'd chose to kill your dog? That's .

 

BTW, do you really think talking about steaks and cooking seals actually bothers anyone?

 

I don't talk about steaks and cooking seals to bother anyone. Who said that was the aim? Maybe it entertains me. Is that such a crime?

 

Yes, I'd choose to kill my pet before I'd have sex for money with anyone. It's not sick in my book. So you're saying you'd sleep with someone for money but you wouldn't kill your dog? Guess I'd rather be a dog-killer than a whore. My body is not for sale.

[Touche]

Tell you what , you do yours Ill do mine . We can meet up as some fab resort spa thing for a day that specialized in cooking baby seals . They can cater specifically to us morally corrupt people willing to kill baby seals or dogs or whatever for pay .

 

That actually got me thinking , what about the people who do work on the meat industry . They kill animals everyday for pay .

 

HMMMM . I wonder if they'll get to come to the spa?

 

Hey, I'd rather hang out with the "morally corrupt" people than the PETA/veg people any day of the week.

[crazy_grl]

I don't talk about steaks and cooking seals to bother anyone. Who said that was the aim? Maybe it entertains me. Is that such a crime?

 

Crime? No. I just think it's dumb and pointless. Do you sit around at home talking about this stuff? Is that how you spend your Sat nights? If you didn't think there were people who'd be bothered by it, you wouldn't be saying it.

 

I guess if you think it's entertaining, carry on.

 

Yes, I'd choose to kill my pet before I'd have sex for money with anyone. It's not sick in my book. So you're saying you'd sleep with someone for money but you wouldn't kill your dog? Guess I'd rather be a dog-killer than a whore. My body is not for sale.

 

Mine isn't either. I wouldn't do either one.

 

I just think it's hypocritical that you'd kill your dog to save your family if they needed the money, but you wouldn't sell your body for them. So you'd put yourself above your family.

[glitzy55]

no way I could never live with myself

[magichands]

no way I could never live with myself

I would consider it. I mean, if they went to all the trouble of cloning me.

[crazy_grl]

BTW, some mothers would voluntarily "whore" themselves to a rapist to prevent their daughters from being raped instead. I'm guessing by your statements that you wouldn't do the same???