Poll: If someone offered you $3 million, but the catch is you have to kill your dog,

[magichands]

What if it was a viscious dog though?

Then you only get $30,000. We reserve the top reward for cute, cuddly puppies.

[tinktronik]

Then you only get $30,000. We reserve the top reward for cute, cuddly puppies.

Hahaha. Cute cuddly puppies certainly have the potential to turn into large visious dogs . So its all in the way you choose to view it . Besides theres tons of dogs just waiting to die in the pound . Whats wrong with killing your own dog , you just make room for another dog that would have been put down anyway?And with 3M boy you'd be able to atone for the killing by opening your own shelter , you could name it after your dead dog . That is if your the atoning type , Im not though ,but I would not mind having my own shelter.

[Touche]

Come on guys . She may have said anything but she also listed things she would not do .

Oh and whos "moral high road " should we all be taking?

 

I never said "anything" Tink. Besides since there are certain things I wouldn't do for money, I obviously wouldn't do anything for money. Magic is just trying to get my goat.

 

Story, you made some good points. I just don't think killing a dog is worse than passing on an opportunity to secure my family's well being. I think passing on that would be the "bad action" that you speak of.

[magichands]

And with 3M boy you'd be able to atone for the killing by opening your own shelter , you could name it after your dead dog .

Wow, tink. You've convinced me. Almost.

 

One condition.

 

Can the dog be made to say, "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known." ?

 

If so, then I think the dog would happily (almost) sacrifice their life for the good of caninity.

 

Off to get my axe.

[magichands]

killing a dog is worse than passing on an opportunity to secure my family's well being.

Wow. This is a turnaround. And I thought you would do anything.

 

That's right, anything.

[tinktronik]

Wow, tink. You've convinced me. Almost.

 

One condition.

 

Can the dog be made to say, "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known." ?

 

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Eh' Probably not , but you could close your eyes and pretend . Or better yet put it on a headstone . there you go , another moral delima solved .

[Touche]

Wow. This is a turnaround. And I thought you would do anything.

 

That's right, anything.

 

Stop it! I'll tell you something I would do ANYTHING for...for you to STOP IT! I'd do ANYTHING.

 

(Well anything but not killing a dog for 3 mill.)

[tinktronik]

Stop it! I'll tell you something I would do ANYTHING for...for you to STOP IT! I'd do ANYTHING.

 

(Well anything but not killing a dog for 3 mill.)

Your steak is making me so hungry . Really . Ive got to scare up some food soon.

[magichands]

Your steak is making me so hungry . Really . Ive got to scare up some food soon.

Mmmm. If only Touche really looked like that. Anyway, I'm off to Wendy's, although it's bound to be just another disappointment.

[tinktronik]

Mmmm. If only Touche really looked like that. Anyway, I'm off to Wendy's, although it's bound to be just another disappointment.

uuug Wendys . Gross . I want real food . Good luck with that though.

[Touche]

Your steak is making me so hungry . Really . Ive got to scare up some food soon.

 

That's funny. It was making me hungry too. Just went and put something in the oven.

 

Yeah, yeah...I know Magic. I don't look as good as my new avatar. Have fun eating what someone else killed for you.

[Touche]

uuug Wendys . Gross . I want real food . Good luck with that though.

 

I wonder if he realizes how much he's taking away from the other side of the world by eating that junk. If you're going to deprive others of resources at least do it with something of quality.

[magichands]

Yeah, yeah...I know Magic. I don't look as good as my new avatar.

Don't sweat it... nobody's perfect.

 

I certainly don't look anywhere near as good as your avatar. There hasn't been anybody wanting to savor my juices - not lately, anyway.

[Pyro]

I never refered to anyone as a hypocrite , so don't get your panties all knotted up.

What if it was a viscious dog though?

 

Thats the problem with debating online, you don't know in what way the person meant when he or she typed something out. I wasn't saying it in a defensive way at all. My panties are far from being bundled up.

 

If the dog is viscious or is suffering internally from a disease, then that is a whole different story all together. I am just referring to dogs that are perfectly healthy and/or my own pet.

[magichands]

Have fun eating what someone else killed for you.

I don't know... the stuff in Wendy's burgers tastes like it just collapsed and died without human intervention. Gotta love that aftertaste.

[magichands]

16 pages?! Geoffrey Robertson should do this one.

[Pyro]

And with 3M boy you'd be able to atone for the killing by opening your own shelter , you could name it after your dead dog . That is if your the atoning type , Im not though ,but I would not mind having my own shelter.

 

I would love to have my own shelter and to protect as many dogs as possible from cruelty and from being put to sleep for no reason, but I like to think that there are many more ways that I could come up with the money, rather then kill my own dog.

[magichands]

Make that 17.

[Pyro]

16 pages?! Geoffrey Robertson should do this one.

 

17 now.....

[tinktronik]

I don't know... the stuff in Wendy's burgers tastes like it just collapsed and died without human intervention. Gotta love that aftertaste.

All it is is styrafoam soaked in diseased baby animal blood . Just for authenticity. That stuffs gross.

[tinktronik]

I would love to have my own shelter and to protect as many dogs as possible from cruelty and from being put to sleep for no reason, but I like to think that there are many more ways that I could come up with the money, rather then kill my own dog.

Well if you could come up with 3M on your own , and get 3M from killing your dog you could save twice as many dogs from the "needle" . Its so selfish that you aren't willing to miss your dog in order to save thoulsands of others .

[magichands]

All it is is styrafoam soaked in diseased baby animal blood . Just for authenticity. That stuffs gross.

Wendy's is "it" around here. I'm not going to that greasy pizza place... not after last time. Poop should never be transparent.

[tinktronik]

Just wanted to mention ... but .

 

I think baby seals would make great pets.

[magichands]

Well if you could come up with 3M on your own , and get 3M from killing your dog you could save twice as many dogs from the "needle" . Its so selfish that you aren't willing to miss your dog in order to save thoulsands of others .

The needs of the many only sometimes outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.

 

The end doesn't always justify the means. Whatever that means. It sounds cool, though, so I like to say it. Often.

[Pyro]

Well if you could come up with 3M on your own , and get 3M from killing your dog you could save twice as many dogs from the "needle" . Its so selfish that you aren't willing to miss your dog in order to save thoulsands of others .

 

 

A dog is a mans best friend. I couldn't do that to my best buddy.