Poll: If someone offered you $3 million, but the catch is you have to kill your dog,

[magichands]

BTW, some mothers would voluntarily "whore" themselves to a rapist to prevent their daughters from being raped instead. I'm guessing by your statements that you wouldn't do the same???

This thread is getting very dark. Or maybe I need to get my head out of my arse.

 

Anyway, I thought you were being petted?

[crazy_grl]

Anyway, I thought you were being petted?

 

Not yet. I'm all ready but no petting so far.

[Pyro]

Here I am, ready to be "petted"!!!

 

Hey! Petted to start out......

[magichands]

Hey! Petted to start out......

I'm always too late for a little flipper action.

[Touche]

This thread is getting very dark. Or maybe I need to get my head out of my arse.

 

Anyway, I thought you were being petted?

 

I agree. This is getting ridiculous. I'm sorry you have a problem with me CG. I didn't say anything to upset anyone. It's just a debate. And yeah, my H and I have crazy debates like this sometimes. So what? How do YOU think I should spend my Sat. night? I don't think it's any of your damn business how I choose to spend my time.

 

Sorry, you think it's dumb and pointless as you say. So why keep coming back to this thread if you think it's so dumb and pointless? I think it's interesting and entertaining.

 

Stop being so sensitive. You're never going to find anyone in life with whom you agree with 100% of the time, you know. Get over it.

[crazy_grl]

Hey! Petted to start out......

 

Woo hoo! It's good to be a penguin. (even if some people want to fry me up )

[Pyro]

I'm always too late for a little flipper action.

 

You are just going to have to stick to your own kind. I am sure that there are many jungle animals ready for some elephant lovin.

[crazy_grl]

I'm always too late for a little flipper action.

 

Don't be sad. I can always use a pet pink elephant.

[Pyro]

Woo hoo! It's good to be a penguin. (even if some people want to fry me up )

 

Us birds have to stick together.

[magichands]

You are just going to have to stick to your own kind.

And what exactly do you get when you cross a... a... Gonzo with a penguin??!! A nose that doubles as a self-lubricating dildo??

I am sure that there are many jungle animals ready for some elephant lovin.

You're too kind. I'd kiss you, but you're busy.

[crazy_grl]

Sorry you guys thought that was dark. I guess TV has desensitized me to that particular topic.

 

I agree. This is getting ridiculous. I'm sorry you have a problem with me CG. I didn't say anything to upset anyone. It's just a debate. And yeah, my H and I have crazy debates like this sometimes. So what? How do YOU think I should spend my Sat. night? I don't think it's any of your damn business how I choose to spend my time.

 

I wasn't talking about debating. I was talking about the comments about going to get a steak and frying baby seals. That's not debate. It doesn't bother me if that's what you want to say. I just thought you should know that it's not bothering anyone if it was your intent to do so. It just sounds silly to me.

 

And I already said you're free to do it if that's what you think is entertaining.

 

Sorry, you think it's dumb and pointless as you say. So why keep coming back to this thread if you think it's so dumb and pointless? I think it's interesting and entertaining.

 

Again, I was referring to the ridiculous comments that had nothing to do with debate but seemed to only have the intent of bother "those vegan types".

 

Stop being so sensitive. You're never going to find anyone in life with whom you agree with 100% of the time, you know. Get over it.

 

Touche, I was about to say the same thing to you. I've been trying to point these things out to you to show you that it's not all black and white like you're trying to make it out to be. I don't care that you'd kill your dog. I understand that you don't feel animal life is as valuable as I do. It's your code of ethics to live by, not mine. I'm not going to try to impose mine on your or anyone else.

 

I DO care that you're labeling me and every other person who values animal life as Hitleresque monsters.

[Pyro]

And what exactly do you get when you cross a... a... Gonzo with a penguin??!! A nose that doubles as a self-lubricating dildo??

 

You're too kind. I'd kiss you, but you're busy.

 

That nose would be awesome and pleasuring.

 

Gonzo is a bird.

 

I am not your type MH.

[magichands]

I DO care that you're labeling me and every other person who values animal life as Hitleresque monsters.

I'm so turned-on right now. Maybe it's the carrot.

[magichands]

That nose would be awesome and pleasuring.

What a great name for a glass dildo... The Gonzo TM. Guaranteed to get you to G-spot heaven. And back, just in time to do it all again.

 

It will sell millions. Hundreds. Well, I'll buy one.

[Pyro]

What a great name for a glass dildo... The Gonzo TM. Guaranteed to get you to G-spot heaven. And back, just in time to do it all again.

 

It will sell millions. Hundreds. Well, I'll buy one.

 

You market it and I'll split the profits.

[magichands]

You market it and I'll split the profits.

I'll get a quote on a prototype.

 

http://www.tammisworld.com/archives/muppets5gonzo4.jpg

[Pyro]

I'll get a quote on a prototype.

 

http://www.tammisworld.com/archives/muppets5gonzo4.jpg

 

I don't know. Because of the angle of the nose, it may be tricky to get that nose up in there.

[magichands]

I don't know. Because of the angle of the nose, it may be tricky to get that nose up in there.

Too bendy? I was worried about that. Back to the drawing board, then.

[Pyro]

Too bendy? I was worried about that. Back to the drawing board, then.

 

I think that it would be easier if we used the angle that is on your nose.

[crazy_grl]

Gonzo is a bird.

 

Gonzo is a bird?

 

TR & MH Inc (or is it MH & TR Inc), present The Gonzo , huh? Let me know when the prototype's done. I'll make some calls and arrange for some beta testers.

How about the next model is The Pink Elephant ?

[Pyro]

Gonzo is a bird?

 

TR & MH Inc (or is it MH & TR Inc), present The Gonzo , huh? Let me know when the prototype's done. I'll make some calls and arrange for some beta testers.

How about the next model is The Pink Elephant ?

 

I thought that everyone knew he was a bird. He has feathers and his nose is suppose to be the beak.

 

If we use his nose shaped then his name can be first. I am not too picky about that. I just want the money.

[Touche]

DO care that you're labeling me and every other person who values animal life as Hitleresque monsters.

 

I never said that. Please point out where I said that, ok? And I DO value animal life...just not above human life.

 

And I don't care if it bothers anyone that I like meat. I didn't say it to bother anyone. I just said it because it's true. It's too bad you think my comments are "ridiculous." You're certainly entitled to your opnion.

 

I stand by every single thing I've said. I don't take any of it back and I so no point in continuing to attack me for my view point. Now that's what is ridiculous and pointless.

 

CG, chill out and go eat a soy burger or something, k?

[magichands]

How about the next model is The Pink Elephant ?

Clinical trials of The Pink Elephant have largely proven unsuccessful. I think my big mistake was to give them the real thing, to compare it to.

 

When will I ever learn??

[magichands]

I never said that. Please point out where I said that, ok?

I'm just being ridiculous and pointless. The sad thing is how much fun I'm having with it.

[Touche]

I'm just being ridiculous and pointless. The sad thing is how much fun I'm having with it.

 

Ha, ha..how ridiculous and pointless.

 

You know what gets me? I don't come here for anything BUT the ridiculous and pointless. I mean my life is serious for the most part and I need a ridiculous and pointless outlet. LS is it for me. Is that so wrong?

 

How was that for a ridiculous and pointless post? I'm sure I can come up with some more.