Cougar hunter Entry posted by jerbear · December 22, 2007 5,638 views Share Followers 0 Just kidding ... Was thinking of putting a "bumper sticker" under my plate saying "seeks cougar" :cool:
Trialbyfire Posted December 22, 2007 Hey, you're not so young yourself. Now be nice. Quote Link to comment
jerbear Posted December 22, 2007 OH! You fine cougar... while willingly exposing jugular that was scratched... Fine. Maybe I'll change it to "seeks cougar / MILF" Quote Link to comment
AriaIncognito Posted December 23, 2007 I'm not sure TBF could be considered a cougar. What's the age range? I always thought 40s-up.... Quote Link to comment
jerbear Posted December 23, 2007 I've seen "Cougars" definitions in their mid-30's and up; they are usually unmarried with no children. 40's and up with no children are cougars. So maybe a panther but not yet cougar? (both are feline species and panther is a subspecies of cougar) Quote Link to comment
D-Lish Posted December 23, 2007 Oh, I think any single female over 30- divorced or not is a cougar. A milf is a single woman with kid(s). Men over the age of 30 on the prowl are "Manthers". ;-) Quote Link to comment
jerbear Posted December 23, 2007 I should get a new plate instead of bumper sticker under my license plate... should now be "manther" and put a big yellow smiley right next to it. Better yet, get the "manther" plate and put the "seeks panther" bumper sitcker under it. Older women (panthers) are just yummy. Quote Link to comment
crazy_grl Posted December 24, 2007 A cougar and a milf are not the same. A cougar can be a milf, but a milf isn't necessarily a cougar. Make sense? By definition, a milf is hot. A cougar might be hot or nasty looking. The defining characteristic of a cougar is being on the prowl for younger men. And if you'd seen a cougar, you'd know it. They're easy to spot. Quote Link to comment
jerbear Posted December 24, 2007 This was my original intent. Be the intentional prey and get hunted down by a cougar. Then turn her into a MILF. Does this make me a cougarbait? Not really, reverse manther? not really. I'm more into older women w/o children hence cougars. Quote Link to comment
jerbear Posted December 28, 2007 I was watching a tv show about Cougars. I just realized I was cougarbaited many times. Talk about me being oblivious! Quote Link to comment
jerbear Posted April 28, 2008 I've seen the insides of a cougar's home! I don't know if I should be :bunny: or :eek: Leopard spotted clothing, pants, and clearly a homely touch that even I would enjoy being in the house. To bad she recently just got married. Quote Link to comment
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